ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 27th January 2024

Episode Date: January 26, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod, Vaughan & Hayley are sharing accommodation - Buckle up!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bitter Pod Enjoy a refreshing McCafe iced coffee available only from Macca's Great things are brewing Welcome to A Little Bitter Pod And this weekend the first of our wedding, our gay wedding double header Yes, yeah I know I don't know why that felt rude eh? Yeah, well no we've got a double header because it's two cocks

Cabinet of cocks No, well actually there's four cocks because we've got one gay wedding this weekend and then the following weekend, another gay wedding. That's four panes. I'm just calling them weddings. I'm quite progressive, though. I don't expect you guys to be this progressive. You are so progressive.

Yeah. I was going to say something terrible, but apparently I'm not allowed to use that word. It isn't your word. You said it earlier this morning and I said it's not your word. I did. I dropped one in for fun and safe company. I'm really looking forward to it. And the first one is a drive away.

So you're flying because you're a prissy little bitch and couldn't sit in the back of a car for three hours. Yeah, he is a prissy little bitch. That's for sure. So it's in Tauranga. Tauranga. Mount Maunganui. Te Puke. It's in Like Tauranga Tauranga Mount Maunganui Te Puke It's in Te Puke But so my friend and I

Were online And we found flights I think Grabber's Had a sale They were like $49 I was like fuck yes You're literally getting there For cheaper than we are

And Vaughn and I Haven't worked out a way That we can sink cars Because of the kids situation We wouldn't have had Fucking kids They're totally getting In the way of our fun

No regrets Why don't you just Leave them somewhere For a long time What do you mean I don't know Why don't you just leave them somewhere for a long time? Well, yeah, it's... What do you mean? I don't know. Why don't they ship them away?

They're going to stay at their grandmother's house. Oh, okay, right. They're not coming. Oh, no, good. Yeah, I know, but he'd be more long-term, like a three-year student.

Oh, like boarding school. Oh, no, I love them. I know you love them. He loves them more than he loves us. I know. Way more, no offence. Which is actually unbelievable It's actually unbelievable

It is It's quite rude I made no apologies He prefers spending time with them more than us I know Which is absurd We're so much fun We had so much fun

This is going to blow your mind That my phone back dropped What? You guys are mine I don't know What the is going to blow your mind That my phone back Backdrop What You guys are mine I don't know What the Because I just love What's going on

Yeah Anyway But Vaughn and I Are going to spend A little bit extra time together Because me and Aaron Are staying with Vaughn and Sade We've got an Airbnb

This is great Together Yeah We haven't dipped a toe Into this life have we The swinging life I don't think so Wow

I would What To all parties involved life, have we? The swinging life? I don't think so. Wow. I would. To all parties involved. Let's just do it. Vanilla ice Vaughan would it though. Are you scared of Aaron or something? He's a big man. How does missionary work with two men? I know it's the best position. My number one

position. It is number one. Now I had a bit of a theory because, well, a question, I guess, because Sade booked the AECOM for us, which was great, and we've just gone halfsies in it. I will say I was quite late paying. I felt quite bad, but I've paid it now. And it's for guests.

It's for four guests. And bedroom one has a king bed And bedroom two has a queen bed Oh, you take the king Now, is one of them nicer? Is the king room the master bedroom? Well, I know that's the room that you'd go if just a couple was here You'd put more effort into it as a room Surely big Aaron has to have the king

No, I've got no problem with it Are you sure? Absolutely Do you know what's also good? There's a little room with a single bed and has to have the king. No, I've got no problem with it. Are you sure? Absolutely. Do you know what's also good? There's a little room with a single bed. Oh, good, because a timeout room. Have a fight.

You're talking about a wedding fight. I'm talking about someone's going to drink too much. I mean, if there's two couples here, there's a high chance. And booze is involved in all four members of these two couples. Someone's going to be sleeping in that. Deeply financially stressed at the moment as well. Wildly. And we're there for two nights, right?

Yeah, we're there for two nights. Oh, Christ. I think you and I might be topping and tailing in the single bed. What's the couch look like? Yeah, shit. There's a bathtub. We're good. All sleeping services may be used.

Yeah. Okay, so we can have the king room. Yeah, you can have the king room. Oh, wow. That's so good. I've talked about this before. If you go away with a big group of friends and there's an Airbnb, there are always single shitty kids' beds someone has to sleep in.

And you're all paying the same amount of money. It's not fair. We go away with friends to the Coromandel. We try to do it every year and we rent the same house. And the bed downstairs is a double and super wibbly wobbly soft. The bed upstairs in the cool loft thing is bigger and a bit harder. And I just feel so bad that every year we're like, well, you know, Aaron is pretty big with like two broken discs and a spine.

Yeah, I mean, that's what it comes down to. Yeah, totally. Yeah, anyway. Because Sade's dad owns a place that gets rented out as Airbnb. And in one bed, there's a room that's obviously the main room. It's got a king-size bed in it. The other one's a queen-size bed. The rooms are similar size.

Yeah. And then the other room is two single beds. But the two single beds are like the most comfortable mattresses. I'm into it. So I would always be like, if we were going there with two other couples, I'd be like, we'll take that room. Yeah yeah i'm kind of into it too i'll sleep in a single bed i actually get a better sleep in a single bed i think because there's less there's less room for me to twist and get like wrangled out and twist it in the middle and stay you stay

still yeah right okay yeah i don't know i don't mind it but as no as long as it's not just a sponge i don't have a problem with mattresses it's not just a sponge I don't sleep on a single sponge I don't have a problem with mattresses that are just sponge like Mirai mattresses I'm always like this is fantastic I'll drag them off if it's a springy shitty bed with a foam mattress

I'll just sleep on the foam mattress on the ground like a dock hut, they're foam aren't they they're fine because of the hard support underneath them the plastic vinyl wipeable surface, thank God. Yeah, that's the grossest part. Yeah, it is. Oh, well, hopefully it all goes well. Our first dip of a toe of sharing a house together.

We can update you next week in the little bit of pod. Who had the single bed? Who had the single bed? Who had a fight? Was it needed? Who broke the most glasses? And did they branch out from missionary? No.

Why would you? I don't know why you'd even bother.