ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 27th July 2023

Episode Date: July 26, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley discuss Hotel Room Hiding Spots!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fletchbourne and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with MyMackersRewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Now, somebody on TikTok's gone viral because, and everyone's calling this genius, because they're hiding, it shows them on holiday at an Airbnb, which I'm assuming doesn't have a safe like a lot of hotels do. How embarrassing.

Although a lot of Airbnbs do as well. Do they? Yeah. Stayed in a couple of Airbnbs recently with safes if you wanted to chuck stuff in there. But no safe at this Airbnb, and people are calling it genius because the whole family or the friend group are hiding their passports. They take a picture off the wall, and they put them behind the picture, and then put the picture back on the wall.

Oh, I'd forget them. I'd forget it. I'd 100% be back on the way to the airport and be like, did we grab that? Oh, fuck! Especially because when you're on holiday, because if I'm going to forget something, I put my keys on it. But on holiday, you don't have keys.

You know, you don't, like, use your big key chain. This is why I don't even like using hotel safes, because, yeah, I forget things. Aaron loves a hotel safe. He thinks everyone's out to rob us at all times. Yeah, right. Whereas I'm way more trusting. Same.

I might bury my passport or some cash under a pile in a suitcase. Yeah, same. Some socks and stuff. I'm like, eh. If you're going to go looking, you're going to go looking. Yeah. I mean, we've never been robbed But maybe because

It's all been in the safe Because it's Exactly And then the moment You go on holiday Without him And you don't use the safe Then they're gonna get you

Yeah They're gonna get you And you'll be like Do you wanna pop your jewellery in here I'm like Dude these earrings Are like 30 bucks It's all good

No one's stealing this Yeah And it's always 1234, right? Yeah. Or 0000. Yeah. You've got to stay consistent, otherwise you'll totally forget it and have to call management to come and do the override key. Carl Wayne, though, you actually had your passports recently when you went with your mum to Rarotonga.

Yeah. So our hotel didn't have a safe. It was just a pretty chill little hotel. Right. Was it Club Raro? Absolutely not. What do you mean? Screw your nose.

Vaughan and I went to Club Raro. What's wrong with Club Raro? It's the cheapest package hotel. Oh, delicious. Swim up a bar. Which, by the way, was shut because they were doing paddy dive courses, weren't they? Do you remember that? We couldn't have a swim because the paddy divers were in there.

And the manky cats all had scabs and they were trying to eat my chips. So I dived to the bottom of the pool and I showed them my starfish. It's like if you learn to dive. I was met in my bum hole. No one really seemed to get that. I didn't quite get it. I was like, what is your starfish? I was showing them my chocolate starfish.

It's my arse hole. My bum hole. When my poos comes out. It was like, hey, you want to learn to paddy dive?. When my poos comes out. Disgusting. It was like, hey, you want to learn to paddy dive? Check out my, I'll run it from the top. So when they were in the pool, I dived down to the bottom of the pool and I said, check out my starfish. Gross.

Yeah. I don't think it works. I don't think it works. I wish I'd never seen it before. Where did you hide yours in Rarotonga? So we had a snack drawer and I'd eaten a box of shapes because I was hungry and I was like, why don't we put them in the box of shapes? They'll just look like they're part of the

snack drawer. I love that you took shapes to Rarotonga. Oh, you've got to take snacks to Raro. Yeah, you do. You've got to take snacks up to Raro. If you're a cheese fiend, take your own cheese. Cheese is... But now your passport's going to smell like chicken crimpy. No, no, no. There weren't any shapes left in it. It was just the cardboard box. Right. Okay. Was that the flavour? Chicken crimpy? No, no, no. There weren't any shapes left in it. It was just the cardboard box. Right. Okay.

Was that the flavor, chicken crimpy? No, I'm vegetarian. But see, that could easily... Oh, what do you eat? It ain't got no chicken in it. Pizza. Pizza. Pizza.

Well, that's got pepperoni all on it. No, it doesn't. But see, that... That, like, you run the risk if that gets thrown out and your passports are in the bin. Yeah, look, every time... Wait, what the fuck's the flavor on pizza?

It's a shame if it's not anything meat or... Tomatoes. Animal product. It's nothing. Is it just tomato, garlic, and basil? Yeah, I think so. in. Wait, what the fuck's the flavour on pizza shapes if it's not anything meat or tomatoes? Animal product. It's nothing. Is it just tomato, garlic and basil? Yeah, I think so. I think they should say it's a margarita pizza shape then. I mean, in Australia I was always imagining it was meatlovers or a pepperoni or a sausage pizza. Certainly not, no. I'm off to Australia tomorrow,

but I was there a couple of weeks ago and Aaron, you know, classic thing, night before we're renovating, we don't have any furniture in the house he's like where's your passport I was I don't know it was in that special drawer he's like that drawer doesn't exist anymore Hayley where is it have you found it he went well I went last week so I got there but it was literally in a backpack that was in a backpack that was in a bag that was in the garage oh wow how I found it was just like it was like a spiritual it was like a spiritual, it was like a spiritually I was led there.

Because there's no other way. Like how would I have ever found that? It was so weird, man. But now I've just like. Well, God is the original air tech. No, not God. God was, you'd say, dear God, instead of going on your phone and opening the thing

and being like, where are my items? And here's my like bag. You'd be like, dear God, where is my bag? Where are my keys, God? And he'd be like. Have you looked? Where did you last put them? Well, if I knew that, God.

I would be looking. I don't know where they fucking were. Have you tried the last place? Shut up, God. Give me a break. And then God's like, hey, Steve Jobs. Oh, no, because he was dead by then. He probably, Steve Jobs suddenly walked in.

He's like, what's up, God? And God's like oh my god Oh my me I wish you weren't dead I've got this great idea for an invention Where you can find your things And Steve Jobs is like fuck well why didn't you save me When I was alive Why did you give me this illness

And God was like how was I to know I was testing you Only I know And then that's how AirTag got invented The end brilliant