ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 27th July 2024

Episode Date: July 26, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Producer Shannon has an eFriend!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod Great things are brewing at McCafe The perfect start to every day Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod Now despite the fact that Shannon has all the friends she needs right before her In this workplace Apparently she felt the need to go out and make a new friend Yeah

Who is, who is they? So I got an Instagram DM a few weeks ago from someone Oh no Oh my god You're about to lose a kidney Red flag already Stranger danger Who is they? So I got an Instagram DM a few weeks ago from someone. Oh, no. Oh, Jesus Christ. You're about to lose a kidney. Red flag already. Stranger danger. Carry on.

And she said, hey, I know we don't know each other, but I have no other friends who watch Below Deck, and I just need to talk to someone about the latest episode. Immediately feeling better it's a woman. You know what? I get that because sometimes I watch a show and, like, you guys aren't watching it, and I'm like, I need to talk. Miami.

Miami SWAT. C-I-S-N SW like, I need to tweet. Miami. Miami SWAT. C-I-S-N SWAT Investigates. SWAT, excuse me. SWAT is a great show. SWAT is a great show. London, the London beat. Crime scene beat investigators. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No. The London crime scene investigators. Naval investigation squad No I don't watch that shit Cops on the ocean SWAT team LA Los Angeles Look SWAT is a great show It was saved from cancellation And thank god

Thank god indeed Season 8 coming soon Us the producers And Hayley We've got our own thing going on We have like a Love Island maths chat. You three and me. Wow, SWAT shit.

SWAT shit. What gets some quality TV in you? But we do not... I don't fuck with Below Deck. Yeah. I thought we were on air live for a minute there. Hayley's like, I don't fuck with Below Deck. I'm like, Han.

I forgot we were in the fucking podcast Fuck you Yeah fuck So I can understand that you feel abandoned Yeah and this girl Jess clearly also did, she reached out and she said this current season is so frustrating, there's a specific

person, I just need to talk to someone and we ended up going back and forth for a few hours oh my lord she lives in canada but she is a kiwi and she listens to the show that's rad though yeah i i talked to people a guy called damien and i told him just messaged me about star wars one day and he's like can i talk to you about star wars i was like shit yeah let's talk star wars now we talk all the time about Star Wars and Disney theme parks and theme parks and World War 2 and

okay well why don't you kiss him I'm the only you and every guy that I share an interest with I don't want to fuck it sounds like the next step is fucking if you want to fuck Fletch and you've watched SWAT you guys want to swing your bloody lightsabers at each other We can watch SWAT and then fuck

Don't interrupt It sounds like a hot topic SWAT Sounds like a great night Nice You can blow dick and then blow belt Below dick and then blow dick. Well, no, so we've been chatting heaps.

We've started sending voice notes because it's too hard to type too much. I love voice notes. And then we kind of exhausted all of our below deck chat, and she said, so do you watch Love Island? I was like, here we go. We'll tell her to back out. Have you told her you're friends with Aisha? One of the first things they said.

Oh, yeah. Drop that in there. Drop that bomb early on. Now we've become good mates. We talk every day. Do you talk about non-below deck related things? Have you transitioned into real conversation about life? Yeah, so she's in Canada and she's been telling me all about that

and what it's like over there versus here. Yeah, I hope you're angry at her. Yeah, she's a spy. There are recent spy allegations against our beloved football fans. Although she is a Kiwi, so she's a Kiwi. She's our spy. She's our spy. She's our maple syrup spy.

Go tell her to spy on something of theirs. Tell her to spy on this maple syrup. She lives in a town. It sounds like Sasquatch. I can't remember. Sasquatch. Yeah, Sasquatchian. That's an area. That's a funny name foratoon Or Sasquatchian That's an area That's a funny name

Sasquatchian Yeah But yeah She's become one of my good mates And we just send voice messages And it's this whole Do you think you'll ever Meet up with this person

Yeah So when she comes back To New Zealand I'd love to catch up with her Are you going to kiss Because it's getting all big gay I'll pull over a chat And then we'll go on a yacht

Yeah And then you'll blow deck a yacht for half his day. Yeah, and then you'll blow deck. Yeah. Wow. This is exciting for you. It is nice to find common ground with strangers and connect across the world.

Yeah, all through you guys. Oh, well you're welcome for your new friends. I know people that have met random people playing video games and they're like, I'll play another one and then I'll send you a thing

so we can play again and then they're playing again and playing again and then they talk and talk. Not everybody's kissing! And then they're like, hey, check one and then I'll send you a thing so we can play again and then they're playing and playing and then they're talking and talking not everybody's kissing and then they're like hey check this out

and it's my dick and they're like do you want to kiss that wow it may have do you want to kiss that that's not how it happens oh man I got this sick new controller

also check this out do you want to kiss that I don't know that's not how it always works hell of a way to meet someone though yeah man well why not