ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 27th July, 2025

Episode Date: July 26, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch's ominous mince email...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZM podcast network, it's Fletch, Flawn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to a little bit of pod guys disturbing news in my spam box. Oh, I have not checked out my spam box for a while. You know every now and again something will miss the inbox and go straight to the spam and I don't delete all. I always have a scan just in case there's something important in there. Can I sidestep just for a second? Don't you think that Spambox is a great colloquial term for a vagina? It actually was the name of my Rock Quest band at high school. Spambox.

Yeah. And it was before there even was a Spambox. It actually is true. Scar. I kind of feel scarish. We are Spambox! We are Spamboss! So um, I actually stop it. I actually got this email while we're away on our break and guys, it says, let me read, Kia ora kau. This is from Woolworths, New Zealand.

The biggest supermarket, was it biggest? One from Woolworths, New Zealand. The biggest supermarket, was it biggest? One of the biggest chains in New Zealand. Kia ora, our records show that you recently brought Woolworths branded 18% fat beef mince. 18% fat beef mince? Poor. That's borderline spam. Is that bad mince? No, no, no, no, you know what though? Your mince needs a high fat content. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no mince? No, no, no, no. You know what though? Your mince needs a high fat content. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't give me lean mince bullshit. Fuck off with your lean mince bullshit.

I'm 2%. 30% fat is a great sausage. Also, I 1,000% would have bought this because, brought this because it bought. Bought. I was right the first time. You bought it from a shop and brought it home. I bought it and I brought it home. I 100% would have bought this because it was reduced to clear.

Yeah. Because I love a reduced to clear sticker. Because I do 90-10. 90-10 is my ratio. I love the premium. Anyway, the email from Woolworths continues, we take food safety very seriously. There's glass in it. That's why we wanted to let you know that we're recalling this beef mint sold in the

North Island with the best before date, the 5th of July 2025. The recall. due to a potential presence of plastic. Somebody's fake leg went through the mincing machine. You can imagine I'm reading this on holiday after eating the mince before leaving. Oh yeah, of course you do. It's in me. They're full of microplastics.

What are we, what are we, what we're a percentage of microplastics now, aren't we? We've got a small teaspoon in our brain. Teaspoon, you're a tablespoon. We won't have had a full percentage though. So my question is, I obviously had this on record because I scanned my card, my loyalty card. Do you think I can still get a refund record because I scanned my card my loyalty card Do you think I can still get a refund even though they tonight?

But Jeff to take it back and prove it. I think you get a yeah I think you could get a more than a refund you get a more men's you've no you sue them and say and I've been crying a lot recently and noticing a plastic you smell Plastic in my tear ducts. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I went into the gym and I worked out and when it got hot, I could smell that burning plastic. Because it does say there's a full refund, but I've eaten it.

That doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. They don't want the mince back, what are they gonna do with it? I could say I've chucked it out. Well, you're gonna shit it out. Yeah, I mean, say you took it home and froze it, and when you got the email, you threw it out,

and now you may have your money back. Right. And I'll say, that's fine, send it off. Is it worth five dollars? Yeah. I don't know if it's worth five dollars. How much mints did you get for five dollars? I would have been a five hundred,

because I get a reduced, it might have been eight or nine. It might have been eight or nine, I don't know. Was it orange or brown? Yeah, it was going gray. It was going gray. You know I love a reduced claimant, because I eat it that day. It know you do. I ate it that day. It just made me feel crocked with guts.

Yeah, I reckon, oh nah, for me, if it was me, I'm not bothering. I'm just leaving it. I didn't notice any plastic bits. Yeah, but you don't, it's micro. If it was macro plastic, you'd probably pull it out. Oh my God, I forgot, or just noticing things. When I had a drink with my mum, a cocktail, Ugo Spritz, I drink my Ugo Spritz

at the rate of which I drink a cocktail, a liter per minute. And if you break it down, I finish mine, mum doesn't wanna finish hers, so she gives it to me, I go like this, sip, sip, sip, and then I go, ha ha, crunch. Cigarette. I'm feeling it. Semen.

I'm feeling it. Crunch? The Butcher's Semen. You got crunchy gizz I'm feeling it. Semen. I'm feeling it. Crunch? The Butcher's Semen. You got crunchy gizz? The Butcher's Semen. You got crunchy gizz bro? Have a ch-

Oh yeah! Fuck off! Vaughn cut out! Cut out! Oh I'm sorry! Fucking cut that? That was fucking rank. That was overstepping every boundary there is.

It takes a lot to chop man. I don't even fucking regret saying it. I absolutely could not give a fuck. Shannon's too busy to even bleep that. It's horrible, I'm sorry, the producers had to hear it and I'm sorry everyone had to hear it. Listening, I'm not one to understand. In the room, there's no regret in you two hearing it.

All I was gonna say is that I crunched and I pulled out glass in my mouth, but now I don't wanna finish the story. There was glass in my cocktail, and actually they charged me for it. Fuck off Vaughan.