ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 27th June 2023

Episode Date: June 26, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; we trial some wedding music for Hayley!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fletchborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Download the MyMaccas app and use your points towards a coffee. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. And we've found something else that you don't like. You detest. Yeah. I made a joke about Paramore being my wedding song.

After all this time, I'm still into you. I mean, great. I mean, great lyrics. Yeah, and we're getting married, hopefully, at some point soon. It'll be about 13 years together. You want something that's, you know. Yeah. Comments on that.

And this is when we announced that Paramore are touring, coming to New Zealand. Paramore. Paramore. It's a bit much for a wedding song. Wedding songs are a lot slower and nicer Well I have the answer for you I have found

If this is a slowed down version of a rock song It is I'm still into you by Paramore by Julia Shear This is an official cover video And it's for weddings How many views has this had Vaughn? Very good question Vaughn It was originally uploaded in 2014

It's had 1.9 million views over 9 years this had, Vaughn? Very good question, Vaughn. It was originally uploaded in 2014. It's had 1.9 million views over nine years. Lots of people have used this for their wedding. I had no idea you hated this. There's something about it that just makes me upset. It makes me cringe. Here it comes.

So I can focus on a close-up of Julia Cher. She's singing into an old 1950s radio mic Of course she is Of course she is She's got fairy lights behind her See, this is already way better for a wedding If she has a voice, I'm out

I'm going to flip the table Here it comes Here comes her voice Oh, that's not true It's a nice voice It almost sounds like Hayley Williams, doesn't it? Yeah That was also when the first bridesmaid comes around Yeah, yeah, yeah Oh, that's not true. It's a nice voice. It almost sounds like Hayley Williams, doesn't it? Yeah.

That was also when the first bridesmaid comes around. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yep. And she's walking a bit quick. Maria's there. Maria's walking too quick. Oh, they always walk quick. Slow down, slow down. Slow down, Maria.

Slow down, Maria. This is nervous in front of everybody. Second bridesmaid. How many bridesmaids? Oh, shoot. Okay, we'll go four. Okay. Here comes Ayla.

No, not yet. Ayla's not yet. Not yet. Wait, Vaughn and I are bridesmaids. Yeah, yeah, you guys are last. You're the closest to Okay. Here comes Ayla. No, not yet. Ayla's not yet. Not yet. Vaughn and I are bridesmaids. Yeah, you guys are nice. You're the closest to me. Here comes Ayla. Oh my God, yes, yes, yes.

Ayla's walking at a great pace. Good pace, Ayla. Yeah, she's got child in her. Okay, is Vaughn next? Oh, yeah. Here comes Vaughn. Here comes Vaughn. He is walking the perfect pace pace And he's holding the flowers

And he's Smiling and looking around Oh my god You've got to have butterflies Butterflies I've got butterflies I've got butterflies Yes here's Fletch

Fletch comes out with a box Yeah He's like a little He's like a little flower boy Flutter flutter flutter Oh you're a butterfly boy So you're a butterfly boy I'm opening the butterflies

What's Aaron doing? Where's he? He's waiting He's waiting Oh here opening the butterflies. What's Aaron doing? Where's he? He's waiting at the front front. Oh, here comes the bride. Where's my best friend? My best friend's not even there? Quick, get in there. Come on.

Get in there. She's going up. She's going up. Jess is going in. Oh, Jess. Jess. Jess, shake her. Okay, no, no, no.

Jess has just come around the corner. Now there's got to be a decent gap between Jess and you. So Jess is walking up. Okay. Yep. And Aaron's crying and he's looking and I'm just like smiling at him being like, Chin up. She's going to be somewhere in the corner.

Because you're already standing there. Yeah. Because I know I'm walking up. We get up there and we're all standing there and we're holding our flowers and we're looking around and we're like, oh, we're all so pretty up here. What's Patsy doing? Is she upset? No, she's sitting.

She's looking around. Okay. And she turns around because she's about to she upset? No, she's sitting. She's looking around and she turns around because she's about to make a grand entrance, ladies and gentlemen, on the arm of her father.

Here she comes. Here she comes. Hayley! She's beaming. She's beaming. See, this song works for a wedding. Wow, I hate it.

She's slowly walking up and absolutely beaming. Aaron's beaming. This song works for a wedding. Wow, I hate it. She's slowly walking up and absolutely beaming. Aaron's doing that thing in that meme where the guy's looking and he's like... But composing himself and he's crying and all the lads are like, you're alright, mate, you're alright. And here comes Hayley, a slow walk. And... Oh, there's Craig's handshake. Craig, they get up to the front.

And Craig goes to shake Aaron's hand and Aaron takes the hand but then turns it into a big hug. Yeah, they get up to the front. And Craig goes to shake Aaron's hand. And Aaron takes the hand, but then turns it into a big hug. Yeah, be a hug. Big hug. There's a long, a lingering hug. Maybe a couple of quiet words in the air. Stets back. Where am I?

I'm just watching. You're standing beside, you're watching. And you're like, you're two men you love watching them love each other. So there's a lot of love up here. Now you, Aaron turns to you. Craig turns to you, gives you a kiss and kind of passes you off. Passes me off like I'm his property. He sits back and to the loving arms of your mother who's just like, well done and holds his hand. And then this is happening and you're looking at each other.

The whole audience is just taking a moment. Here we go! And they're standing there and you're walking around. I think people are applauding. I think they're already excited. The whole audience is just taking a moment. Here we go. And they're standing there and you're walking around. I think people are applauding. I think they're already excited. People are standing and they're very emotional. Okay, a couple of the butterflies I let out of the box have got stuck in the louver window. Oh, no.

And someone's here. Big hat that's got a butterfly in it. She's freaking out. She has an eye butterfly. Aaron's mother-in-law, deathly allergic to butterflies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's making it away from me. She's freaking out. She doesn't like butterflies. Aaron's mother-in-law deathly allergic to butterflies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's making it away from me. She's crying.

And then the person who's running the ceremony says, just hold on. He's riding it. I was hoping she was going to pull down a little bit. I'll let this go. I'll let this go. Slow fade down. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the celebration of Aaron and Hayley.

And then there's applause. Please take your seats as the ceremony begins. Oh! Perfectly tied! That was the most beautiful! I don't like it. That was That was That was beautiful I don't like it Kevin Must not like the whole thing

That was a beautiful song Perfect timing The whole thing Perfect People who have always loved Like rock and roll Or metal or something They do it like a soft version

Of a lion Ladies and gentlemen We are gathered here today To celebrate the love Of Aaron That has lasted Yeah For 13 years.

Yeah. I think this is why you wouldn't do it with no one around. That's why no one's invited. Yeah. And the butterfly's still in that woman's face and she's fucking like.