ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 27th March 2026

Episode Date: March 26, 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley's in vaginal distress... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the Zedium Podcast Network, it's Fletchhorn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. I can't drink alcohol for seven days. Oh no. Yeah, I'm doing some antibiotics. I won't get into the reason why. It's not plumidia. You're very quick to say it wasn't chlamydia.

It's not chlamydia, but it's, anyway, it's a private issue. Okay. And my doctor... It must be really bad because there's literally nothing you don't talk about. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Actually, yeah, like, are you going to... I don't know what, you've picked my intro. I have some slight vaginal distress.

Okay, oh, okay. Viginal distress is a wonderful rock. Svaldance. Svd. It also sounds like you're floating at sea without a motor, and you're saying, SOS, I've got slight vaginal distress. I've got slight vaginal distress. No, no, I've slight vaginal distress,

and my doctor messaged me yesterday was that, we'll just chuck you on some anti-bees. And it's five of these particular ones. Is your doctor one of those? No, not at all. Not at all. Not at all. Not at all.

So my doctor message and said, we're going to send it to the pharmacy. And I was like, perfect. Yep. And I went into the pharmacy. Went out there and I was like, okay, great. And I got the antibiotics and she was like, I just want to reiterate with these particular ones, don't drink alcohol. And I was like, how long?

She was like seven days and like a couple of days afterwards just to be fully. these particular ones. Yeah. Because I've always been like, I've been pretty fast and loose. Yeah, did she say give it a break as well maybe? No,

no, no, no. No, she couldn't be bothered. Yeah, it's in distress. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So we're off the booze and off the shenanigans?

All, I'm off everything. I'm going to lose my mind. Okay. So no booze and no sex for seven days? Yeah, yeah. Wow.

Both my thoughts and prayers are with, yeah. Anyway, I did wonder why you came into work this morning a little stressed. A little stressed. A little bit. She says to me

No booze And I said for how many days She said seven days I said seven days She was like yeah And I was like far out And I was like I'm going on holiday In eight days

She was like well you better start tonight You know take them And then the day you go on holiday You'll be clear You can have a glass of wine And celebrate going away So I was like all right And I left

And then near the pharmacy Wherever she's going on holiday Is going to need a daily sheet change I reckon if she's No but the vaginal distress will be over Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, because we're making up for lost time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, very much so. So, she'd reiterate, no, I'll go, no, I'll go, no, I'll start today.

And I was like, yeah, absolutely. Now, where the pharmacy is, next door is a pub, and I needed to just get a little quick dinner. And so I got my burger and my cider, and I had it there and my chips and stuff, and I was sitting there with my friend, and we were having our burger and cider, and the pharmacist literally walks out.

from around the corner of the pharmacy and sees me and I'm there with like a cider in my hand and she was like so you're not starting tonight wow that quickly

so I'm guessing you started today starting this morning yeah right okay so first day of holiday will be booze free but that's okay Bye.