ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 27th May 2024

Episode Date: May 26, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Vaughan was approached by a woman at the Gym...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod Great things are brewing at McCafe The perfect start to every day Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod Do you know, I've been back at the gym this week I'm really proud of you I'm next week Yesterday I didn't go to the gym, I went for an outside run

Oh my god, you do like your outside runs I do love an outside run Because I love judging everybody else's weeds I love running in the country and being like Oh my god, more wattle? Have a slice, I got some pride in your property I love an outside run. You need to get a bike. Because I love judging everybody else's weeds. I love running in the country and being like, Oh my God, more wattle? Have a slice. I got some pride in your property.

Willie Nightshade, Willie Nilly. You're going to get hit by a truck one day. You shouldn't be running on rural roads. No. It's a bloody nightmare. Ayut did give me a very close call. Yeah. Oh, I don't like that.

But he wasn't paying attention. Do you run into the oncoming trip? Yeah. Okay, good. Yes, always. And on a corner, I switch to the other side. Okay, good. Right. That's how you do it, eh?

Because they can blast around the corner and get you. Yeah. They can cut a corner and clip you. Yeah. Yeah. So, but earlier in the week, I was at the gym, and I'm not, like, I'm struggling. Like, I'm in, it's been a little while. You're not at peak physical fitness.

You're on Struggle Street. I'm not at peak physical fitness, So I'm just getting back into it And I was I do this thing where I'll run for a bit On the treadmill And every five minutes I'll pause the treadmill And go and do a weights thing

And then come back to the treadmill Interesting Like at kind of a high intensity Yeah kind of a bit like that Yeah And I went to this machine And I was like From being on the treadmill And I sat like, from being on the treadmill.

And I sat down and then this very muscular lady came over to me and she said, Okay. I'm just going to warn. No, that's too manly. I'm just going to warn you. That's great. She came in. I'm just going to warn you. And I was like, I'm just going to warn you. That's great. She came in, I'm just going to warn you.

And I was like, ah! And she's like, I'm just going to warn you. If you're going to use that machine, you're going to be in the background of my workout video. Oh, we've got a bodybuilder. Oh, no! I'm going to be the guy in the background, and she's like, woman up, fierce woman up, powerful.

Man, a week. Was she ripped? Yeah, dude, she was like ripped, ripped. Or you're going to be in the background of a video And you just kind of glance over and then it's like Jim Pervert The minute you was in the background of the video My eyes were just straight into the machine

And they didn't move the entire time My peripherals was catching her absolutely Grunting it You've got three plates on the pull down I'm just like So much so that the pull down Is I'm just like, hey, we, hey. So much so that the pull down's always like pulling me up and I'm like, hey. And she is just an absolute machine.

People do this at our gym all the time. All the time. They set up their camera and they'll do squats. And they'll film social media videos around the gym. I'm just like, oh, I hate it. I walk around just to get out of it. I've filmed a couple of things. Like if I've done something real impressive,

like with a PT. Your hip thrusts were always good. My hip thrusts and that, and like pull-ups. I've filmed those, but just for like little progress things. Yeah. But I think it's good for her to say like,

hey, heads up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm filming myself and you're in it. Because I just got it done as quick as possible and got back on the treadmill. Yeah. We're fat, white, middle-aged men. Die when they die. Where are we going to die? Because we're fat white middle-aged men die

when they die when they die because we're like I can run that fast of course I got a good one on 17 I can when I'm now is this my kind of

lesbian who's approached you in your wheelhouse I wouldn't say 100% certainty but I'd say I like mine a bit more pixie-ish

you know yeah no no there was nothing I like my men jacked this was less my lesbian's pixie-ish, you know? Yeah, no, no, no, there was nothing. I like my men jacked. This was less. My lesbians pixie-ish. Pixie more dwarf. Okay.

We're sticking to fantasy novels here. She wasn't tiny, but she was just very broad-shouldered. You could imagine her. Sounds like she'd pick you up. She'd be able to pick you up by the sounds of it. Slam you down. She'd thrust your hips, if you know what I'm saying. Oh, my God, for na.