ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 27th November 2023

Episode Date: November 26, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; International fan of the show, & Host of Tall Poppy Talk, Grace Lewis pops in-studio and spoils us rotten with Christmas Presents!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fletchbourne and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with MyMackers Rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Special guest on the pod today, international listener and fellow podcaster, Grace. Hello. Oh, kia ora, welcome, good morning. Welcome, welcome.

How are you? I am very happy to be here, and look at you. Wow. She's just absolutely locked eyes. No, that sounded like, I'm very happy to be here and look at you. She's just absolutely locked eyes. That sounded like I'm very happy to be here and look at you. It could have been either actually. I'm very happy to be here and look at you. Very happy to be here and look at you for God's sake.

You said you brought Santa's sack with you. I did. So last year I actually sent a package to you guys because as much as I'm a fan of the producers and yourselves, in seriousness, I was stuck in, well, I was in the States for the three years of COVID and listening to you guys every day did actually bring, like, it was that connection. It was very sweet.

So not to be like creepy stalker. No, we love creepy stalker. Yeah, okay. Then I have some gifts for you guys just to say thank you. Oh, my God. Why don't you have anything for you? What I have for you is this incredible Frank Green bottle. Barely used.

How did you clean it? No, you can actually see the mold on the lid. There's the mold, the chapstick mold, and the black mold's more on the inside, Grace. But you can have that. Actually, that's not bad today. Thank you. Just the black mold's just around the rim bit. It's barely touching the water. Plenty of mold on the inside, Grace. But you can have that. Actually, that's not bad today. Thank you. Just the black moulds just around the rim bit.

It's barely touching the water. Plenty of mould on the inside. There's a frog in there. Right. There's a frog. It's the beginnings of life. Yeah. So you're back in New Zealand?

Yeah, a little visa visit. Okay. A little visa visit. Do you have to leave America every so often? Yeah, I have to come back just to get that three-minute interview. And keep your accent. Yeah, but I can do it If you want me to do it

Yeah yeah go give us The American Whereabouts in America Are you based? New York New York Well but Jersey

Jersey City With my My granddaughter Oh my god Your granddaughter You're quite Jewish You're going for the Jewish New York

Jewish lady Oh why I tell you My granddaughter is so smart Oh is she smart? Yeah Is she hella granddaughter is so smart. Oh, is she smart? Yeah. Is she hella smart? Is she like math smart?

Word smart? What kind of smart is she? You talk to her, she's conversational. She's a year old. Oh, she's street smart. Street smart. We're going on with street smart. Join in, Fletch.

Join in. That's a fun accent. Fletch is really good at accents. I'm not good at accents. What kind of smart are you? Really smart. That's really good. That's not bad. Was that kind of smart are you? Really smart That's not bad Was that good?

Not bad So you're in New York You've been going to uni over there And you also do a podcast Jared was on the podcast Rude we haven't been asked Tall poppy talk Are you fucking kidding me?

Mow him down to the knees You know that guy Who do you think you are? He's a shit What podcast? No guys guys guys This is what the talk is. Yeah, it's all about positivity.

That's why you're not on it, guys. Yeah, I can see why. I can see why. Not that it's a competition, but just a little flex for Jared. Not only is he the number one listener, beating Eric Murray. Oh, wow. So Eric Murray is on him, sir. He's an Olympian.

A high performance producer over here. Wow, high performance indeed. Did you say nice things about us? Didn't you listen? He asked us all to listen. I listened. Yeah, I listened. It's on my listening listen list.

I will listen actually. He's had plenty of time. Now I'm making eye contact with you. I'm not good at eye contact. He's looking away. Okay, but the business is I have some gifts. I love this. I didn't wrap them, which I know maybe doesn't go for you,

but yours, here's the thing. Are these individualized gifts? Yeah, they're pretty. There's something that reduces to. I'm going to have to walk away from the mic, but you'll understand. Yeah, walk away. Here's a little crinkle ASMR.

Oh, yeah, that's good yeah that's a soft paper that's really i'll do some more asmr while you're waiting um this is the most inappropriate one but this is for flesh you can pass that oh oh my god is that a bottle of something there's a bottle it's heavy and it comes with this oh This piece of shit Trash white chocolate No That is amazing Oh my god Reese's peanut butter Thins white chocolate Because he's thin

And he likes white chocolate Yum You've got him It's a share pack Why are you bringing us Such nice gifts Gift giving is my love language Oh that's nice

Is it Yeah it really is Because mine's worth Affirmation That's free What do you open What is it It is tequila blanco

818 That's That's our girl Kendall's That's great That What do you open? What is it? Tequila Blanco 818. That's our girl, Kendall's. That's great. That is phenomenal tequila. Thank you so much. And I'll say thank you as well because I'll drink that as his house. That's what I'm thinking. I'll drink it.

That's what I'm thinking. Oh, my God. That is so nice. Oh, my God. I haven't tried it, but Vaughn goes on about it. Loving it. AG proof. Isn't that like real?

Oh, no, because proof's different to alcohol. Yeah, so 40% alcohol. Oh, my God. Thank you so much. Oh, my God. I can't wait to enjoy that. I actually brought two back, but the first one was gone. Myself with my friends.

First 24 hours landed. Good. That's all right. Did you make margaritas or just shots? A little bit from the bottle, a little bit of margaritas. It looks good for shots. It's not cheap tequila. Yeah, you don't need to mix it.

It's not shots, it's a sipping tequila. What? Sip it. I mean, shot it. This isn't Jose Cuervo and you are not 18 years old in the outback. You will shit on a Jose Cuervo. I've served you Jose Cuervo. Stop shitting on Jose Cuervo.

I will not. Stop shitting on Jose Cuervo. I won't. I won't. I won't. I won't stop. Thank you. Okay, Hayley, youervo. I will not. Stop shitting on Jose Cuervo. I won't. I won't. I won't stop. Thank you. Okay, Hayley, you're next. Oh, my God.

It's in a bag, but it's not wrapped. Okay. The bag is the wrapping. Oh, my God. It's actually quite a cute bag. Oh, my God. That's a really cute bag. Do you know what I mean?

It looks reusable. Shit smells good. Well, see, two-parter. Do I stink? Is this why? No. Queen. You're our queen queen You're hosting Christmas

So the bottom part This first part Is just for you to feel good And rub yourself Oh my god I can't wait To rub myself Think of your face She barely needs

She has to rub herself Oh my god That's so re-re Oh my god Fenty What the fuck are you doing Oh shit a brick Does it smell like Rihanna Does it smell like Rihanna?

I might turn the boys' loco. Does it smell like Rihanna? Yeah, it does. Okay, yeah. I might put that on and see if the boys turn. Thank you. And then just rip that out. Wait, what?

Turn on to Hayley. I'm turning gay? I believe. Oh, it's a candle. Oh, it's a candle. Oh, my God. This one's champagne toast. Prosecco.

It's Prosecco. Oh, my God. You would like a bit of that. It's a bit of you. Oh, yeah, that's a bit of me. Oh my god, that smells good. Thank you. Oh my god, there's another one.

This is on brand for Christmas. Oh my god, Merry Cookie. Is it a Christmas scent? Oh my god. It's Christmas cookies. Oh, I can smell it from here. You have brought so many gifts. And this must have been your entire luggage like quota

it was pretty up there I'm kind of wearing the same things a little bit these are heavy items oh my god this is going to make my house

you don't get anything no you just get compliments because you love those the bag doesn't look that full anymore you're an anti-tool poppy thank you so much what am I

am I a lawnmower is that when you're anti-tool poppy are you a lawnmower yes yeah a little plague for the podcast. No, you have something that you'll use, but then maybe your girls will also get some treats. What's the source of that?

Him. Sick of my children stealing lawnmowers. He wants an axe. He wants an axe. No, I'm only kidding. You can't bring one of those in your luggage. Again, not wrapped. There's a few elements here.

Vaughan, 60 wheelbarrow. Yes. Here he is. Oh, don't encourage that. Well, the wheelbarrow's been chucked around between the three of us recently. Airheads Extremes candy, so these are like sour candies. Yeah, my kids love sour candies.

They say they do, and then they put them in and they're like, too sour! I can't handle it. Snacky clusters, which are sea salt potato chips, corn dipper corn chips, mini pretzel nuggets all covered in chocolate. Yeah, that's good stuff. And a dungeon meister a drink master's guide

a Dungeons and Dragons cocktail book that's great that's bloody cool because you just come back from your what's some of the titles half and half orc

yeah oh so it's new cocktails Dwarven Forge you really leant into this Grace it really ruined my algorithm yeah I've ruined my algorithm

over these two before Asimartini's good Asimizer my algorithm I turned into cringe content or heavily Christian content algorithm over these two before As a martini As a martini's good As a meza My algorithm I turned into cringe content or heavily Christian content because of these two

Kobold Kobold fashion That means nothing to me Kobolds are a creature and an old fashioned Happy to drink it but I don't want the chat Do you know what I mean?

Okay You don't want to hear about When we're in the lounge you just make it but don't do the chat Dearest I have a vision. We're at Hayley's.

The champagne toast candle's on. We're making a margarita with your tequila. Yeah, boy, boy, boy. Yes. There must be a margarita in here. And then the producers, because obviously I'm a huge Jared fan. Yes, obviously. So are we.

And our girlies have something too, but Shannon's not here. I know. So, Carween the Queen gets to pick from something. Oh, wow. Carween, a bit of a swifty. All all right so i'm just locking eye contact with you i don't know if you want eye contact she just doesn't know what to do with that um vinyl options you've got options so you have you get to pick one of these. Oh, my God, I don't have this one. It's Lover on Vinyl. Is Taylor Swift's album or song?

Album. It's an album, sweetie. It's if you could just unmute him. Sorry, because you were born after vinyl, so you don't know. I was a big tape boy. One's for Shannon, one's for you. Oh, my goodness. Oh, thank you so much.

What is going on? It's literally my love language. Like, I'm going crazy. Oh, my goodness. Oh, thank you so much. What is going on? It's literally my love language. Like, I'm going crazy. And then, Jared. What does your family get? Honestly, nothing. Not as much. We are family.

I love that. My presence is their presence. Now, Jared, yours is still wrapped up a little bit because I didn't want to hurt it, but it's like another Dungeons and Dragons thing. It's like a jumper. Oh, hell. He's going to love that. See he loves it. He's frothing.

You'll never see this dude in a t-shirt. He feels the cold. He's a little boy. He's a small boy. He's a reptile. Vaughn do you want to open it up just to see the back of it? Oh my god there's something on the back. He's literally frothing. Don't get offended because I actually gave Jared a nerdy bomber jacket

recently that I got gifted and I haven't seen him wearing it. It just hasn't made it into the work rotation yet. That's all right. Okay. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's cool. That's nice. That's very cool.

That's very cool. I feel like you know us so well. Nerd, Swifty Swifty, Nerd, Booze Hags. Booze Hags, Scenty Booze Queens. We are Scenty Booze Hags. Oh, my Godenti Booze Queens We are Senti Boozehags Oh my god This is so generous I love that

Thank you for the opportunity To come in here And give you my Gift giving language But seriously I listen every single day Didn't want to come across Too creepy

But I know what you like You do Can we just have her Remove now She's creeped me out Yeah Pretty Well after you finish

Listening to us Go and listen to Tall Poppy Talk with Grace, and you can have that holding. Yeah. How long have you been doing your podcast? Because did you notice this when you went to America that Americans aren't like New Zealanders?

Yeah, and don't get me wrong, there's a line to walk on it, but they're very proud of themselves and each other, and they really celebrate success. Yep. And there's- Yeah, whereas, you know- We're just like, who do you think you are? I try, I try, yeah. themselves and each other and they really celebrate success yep and there's yeah whereas you know we're just like who do you think you are i try i try yeah no it goes against my grain too and i'll catch myself doing that but the whole podcast uh genesis was like let's talk to these

legends tall poppies you are tall poppies yourselves and instead of like rip him down actually ask the questions like oh what did you do how did you get there what can i learn from you and do you think do you think you're so great what what are you do how did you get there what can I learn from you and do you think you're so great what are you you're getting a bit ahead of yourself yeah

calm down stop harping on about it yeah okay how many Olympic goals big deal yeah big work not as many as Michael Phelps we're all good at other things

yeah yeah a bit of that a bit of that wow we haven't been invited on it it's crazy such successful

people ourselves that is interesting That is interesting. It is interesting. Just something to think about. It's just interesting. Yeah, we can all go away and think about it. I appreciate the gifts, but it's just interesting. It's just interesting, isn't it?

Interesting. Grace, whilst here the day, you told the story about how you didn't want to stop your car. You were going to shit into a paper bag in your car. Yeah, I was. That kind of might take a little bit of the sheen off your success. Thanks, Grace. Yeah, thank you so much. Thank you.