ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 27th November 2024

Episode Date: November 26, 2024

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or wherever you get your podcasts. The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. I have got a to-do list on my phone. Do you have a to-do list? I I have got a to-do list on my phone Do you have a to-do list? I've always got a to-do list

My to-do list is I've got to do a little bit more lawn seeding I've got to spread a little bit more dirt, do a little bit more lawn seeding Stop now, I can't control myself I'm so horny Trim some hedges beside the garage driveway I've got to trim that back Actually hedge trimming is horny I did so much hedge trimming yesterday

I love a good straight hedge If I'm driving past one Or walking past I'll always be like to myself They've done a good job there We just did ours You'll love it Did you see when I trimmed the hedges at ours

Now I'm wanting straight You want some praise You want praise that. I don't know. You want some praise. You want praise from me. I don't know if you'll get it. Oh, yeah. I fucking knew I'd have you. I knew I'd get you.

Yeah, that's right. I inherited that. Straight the nipples there. How did you get that so straight? I inherited it from my father. Okay. Beautiful. Yeah.

The first time I did it, I ran a rope line. Oh, yeah. And I tied it to one end, and then I had it on a pole at the other end, and Sade was on the deck, and I said, you tell me when that's straight, and I moved the pole, and it just so happened it was just on this angle perfectly. She's like, there. And then I trimmed along, but now I can eyeball it

and see where the new growth is, and I'll just raw dog it. That's beautiful. I do enjoy hedge trimming. Is that what, that's on your to-do list? I know, long to-do list. But I'm also in that mood because the weather's nice and I've got so much things to do. I start doing one thing and then get distracted by another.

Oh, yeah. And then ended up fully like ADHD-ing my day away. Yeah, yeah, totally. Yeah, and then like having a whole lot of half-completed tasks. Yeah, I've been doing that too. Lots to do. But not only at my place because I've been roped into helping Hayley and Aaron get

their place ready. I knew it was a push because you've got your own things to do. But we've got 11 days till council sign-off, right? And we've got a to-do list four pages long. The clock is ticking. Clock is ticking.

Why haven't I been asked for help? Okay, well, here's the thing. Here's the thing, Hon. Here's the thing. I'm high maintenance. No, it's just that yesterday we were like, we need people on board, but we need them to be self-sufficient.

Yep. Don't need managing. Can be given a task without having to really break things down. Okay, so far this is me. And babysit. This is me so far. You'll touch the wrong end of the headstrap. I can see you being like, I wonder if that's sharp.

And a lot of the work's outside, right? The inside stuff's- Yeah, I'm very outsidey. No, you're an apartment princess. Aaron was like Vaughn would be great Because we can just be like Can you chop that up

And can you do that And then you know Help move that He didn't say Fletcher Would be great It didn't immediately Come to mind I've got incredible

Core strength I know You actually do Yeah wow But just no useful Skills for the core I'm good at doing Ab exercises

But not anything else It's all show no go Yeah right Yeah yeah You're like a bodybuilder Just absolutely no function Yeah Apart

From fucking Well bodybuilders No they've got tiny little Shrinkled Oh you Yes yes yes yes I could be good at like Wheelbarrowing something

You could be good at wheelbarrowing I know Yeah but I don't But it's just The idea when we're so short in time Is to set a task And just let that person you would just constantly be like oh god i've got so much to do at home like yeah i'm so far away from home yeah and then you'd be like how did you get it 25 minutes away from home kind of big hearted james and be like can you give me a ride to

hayley's i'd have to it would just it's it's probably best I don't come. It's too much. Yeah. It's too much. What is on the list? Get me excited with what's on the list. Um, okay. Wait,

so have you been asked or just kind of told you doing this? I asked nicely, I think. Yeah, I think so. Let me find it. I think, I think I asked nicely.

Let me find the text. In a moment of stress, I think I asked nicely. Okay. So, okay. So Hley said, mate, do you have an afternoon to spare this week? We need some

manpower. Yeah, because I didn't get this message. So we're calling in some favours. I did not get this message. What needs doing? She said, probably just some landscaping stuff, moving this shit to the right places. I can do landscaping. I sent a photo. I can do mulch. We're running tight on time. Eleven days to go. I said, yep, that sounds good. She said, king. And then I was like,

oh, we're bantering about jobs. And I sent her a picture of the lawn leveling and stuff at the weekend. And then all the hedges that I trimmed, no reply. Fuck this bitch. Yeah, wow. You can have Fletch. No, what you? You can have Fletch and his abs.

What you and your cuckoo. And his wonky hedge trimming. I'll do the mulch. But only if you've got gloves because I don't want to get yucky hands. Aaron gets so annoyed when people come over to help him landscape, and they're like, do you have gloves? He's always like, bring your own gloves. I don't want the sore bits on my hands.

This is the thing as well. Vaughn can come and provide us tools and stuff, rather than us having to go through any. We're all missing out. You're missing out. Do I need to bring a wheelbarrow? We've got two on the go, because we've got Jake's already. We've got two on the go. I can bring Jake's already. We've got two on the go.

I can bring my hammer. I've got a hammer. We're going to scrape back some weed matting under the magnolia. We're going to put some bloody fresh topsoil in there. We're going to put some mulch on. Can I just? This is the other problem. Yeah.

This is kind of my area. I'm anti-weed mat. I'm pro-cardboard. We're cardboard'm anti weed mat I'm pro cardboard We're cardboard Not weed mat I don't know what you And the area left to go Then that's good

We're weed mat Because I don't know We don't weed mat What you're talking about So I'm out Because weed mat Yeah I know This is why

Cardboard ends up Breaking down right We've done a mixture Of weed mat and cardboard Weed mat What does this even mean As someone who's pulled up weed mat I know

The only thing worse than weed mat Is when people put a polythene layer under mulch. Disgusting. Fuck you, get out of here, I'll punch you in the face. Listen to this though,

the area that we need help on is under the magnolia tree and its roots are really crazy. We're actually not going to do anything, we're going to raw dog and we're just going to have to weed that area

constantly. You could lay some, oh, okay, yeah, okay. I'm looking forward to some problem solving.

about this another time to be honest. Well, when it comes to help me at the house. Now, you haven't actually, this feels like one of those things where he hasn't actually said the day. No, what day do you want? Well, just any day. I'm busy all this week.

Do you want multiple days? I've got plans all this week. Otherwise, I would be there. We don't want to take you away from your own work. See, Fletch doesn't have any fucking thing to do. Like, he makes more sense, but can you see how lost he is even at the word mulch? Well, actually, I've got sad news, too. What? My tractor goes back tomorrow. fucking thing to do. Like he makes more sense but can you see how lost he is even at the word mulch? Well actually I've got I've got sad news too.

What? My tractor goes back tomorrow. Oh. Very sad that the John Deere's I don't need your tractor. No no no but I'm saying I'm spending a lot of time with the tractor

as a sort of a before they go. You can bring it over. Tonight he's going to sleep in the bucket. Oh my god you should sleep in the bucket. I'm going to line it with towels and sleep in the bucket.

You should. Yeah. So once I'm finished saying goodbye to my tractor. Great, then come on over. I'm all yours. Great. And Fletch, no use for you. I'll come if you ever get a spa pool.

Yeah, great. Then I'll be at your house. How will you be helping? By sitting in it. Okay, great. Just splicing water. Sort of managing it. Yeah.

You're managing the temperature. We will name you spa pool manager. I can see this guy leaning on a shovel. Like leaning on a shovel. Just leaning on a shovel. Just leaning on it. Yeah. I'd be great at roadworks.

That would be great at standing around. Would you what?