ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 27th September 2026

Episode Date: September 26, 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod... Vaughan is now a part of a brand new panel...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZDium Podcast Network, it's Fletchhorn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to a little bit of pod. What everybody knows if you're going to put up photos of your partner. You do a quick run by, right? These ones all good, that one all good. You're happy with that one, happy with that one, boom, upload. Because I normally just, if you're out with friends, I just look at me. Everybody does.

I look good. I don't care how my friends look. If I look hot, like, you're getting thrown on the fire, mate. I couldn't give a shit. If I'm looking like toy hot, I'm like, sorry. Everybody does that. Yeah. Right.

They look at a group photo. They only look at themselves. Be like, approved. Yeah. But. It's like, I've literally, I'm like, literally like, there's snot coming out of my nose and my eyes are closed. No, no, no. Look at me.

Yeah. I look hot. So now I discovered that this week, I now have to put it through to a panel of three. Oh, goodness. Oh, no. Because I check in with Amy, girlfriend. That one, you're happy with that one. You're happy with that one.

She's like, happy with that one. She's not, she's not hard to please, by the way. She's just like, yeah, that's fine as long as my eyes aren't shut. Of course she's not hard to play. She's gorgeous. So it's hard to get her looking bad in a photo. But now I've got to check with my daughters. Oh, they've reached the age.

Yeah, they've reached the age. I played some photos the other day of which they had seen and been like, you know, I'd sent them the photos when I took them. And then I was doing a little bit of a photo dump even though apparently that's out of fashion now, isn't it? No, it's fine. You're in your 40s. No, it's not bad, but you're only 40s, no kids.

I've got skinny jeans, a side part and ankle socks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And photo dumps. I'm a full. You know, full millennial. And your iPod. They were like, wow, they came out. They're like, that one's got to go.

That one's got to go. And then, yeah. They've become aware of themselves. Yeah, they've come to that age where they're on. So now it's like there's got to be like a panel. It's almost like I've got to sit down to a slideshow. Full hooey. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

This one, happy with this one? Oh, God. You're never going to find, again, you're never going to find a photo where all three women in your life are happy. Happy with what it looks like. Yeah, if they're in the same photo. Yeah. Yeah.

Good luck. Oh, gosh. Just best to post photos of yourself. Yeah. No. Can we talk about photos, by the way, because we've had a little discussion as a company about potentially doing a new photo shoot at the end of year. Now, we're against that, aren't we?

Yeah, no, no. Because we looked hot in that photo shoot we've done recently. I'm happy for the 2025 photo shoot to live forever. Yeah. We were getting miserable and thin. You know what I mean? Fisrable. They caught us right in the middle of our thissory.

Yeah. And now we're sort of happy and our bodies have reflected that. Yes. And they want to go do some photos shoot. I think we've got to take a stance. Yeah, but you can't be using the old photos because that's catfishing radio listeners. That's fine. It's radio.

It's more about the voice. I think we catfish them. You're happy to do that? I'm happy to do that. I'm happy for them to constantly think that Vaughan has a six pack. Yeah. And my thighs don't touch. You know what I think it helps the listener.

Yeah. That sounds delightful. We're boycotting that. We've got to get on board. Fletch who fluctuates on a far smaller scale these days. You're a bit. neutral but I need you to get on board. We can't be getting in that boat.

I actually had to get in a suit the other day. Oh yeah. I put one on. Model dimensions? Model dimensions. Well, the suit I ended because it was, I went for a skinny suit. You always start with skinny suit. Yeah, you do.

And you slowly work your way up through the blowouts. I love this fletcher. You've also got a skinny suit and a fat suit. Yeah, I do. Yeah. I got skinny suit, medium suit, medium well suit and a well done. And a well done. A congratulations suit.

A fully cooked suit. I didn't get, I got to. I got to medium. It's all right. I think that's good. I think we're good. I was just like a skinny suit. I put it on.

I could wear it but it was one of those ones where you couldn't do the buttons up probably and every time you stretched it was. No, no, no. You couldn't, once you sat down and it would pop four buttons. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Potential pant rip.

Far too much strain on it. Well, we're boycotting that photo shoot, thank you. No more photos.