ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 28th April 2024
Episode Date: April 27, 2024On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Vaughan ordered a new Phone Case.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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You'll notice I'm raw-dogging my phone here
No phone case
I do have a screen protector
Oh that's nice, that's nice
It's a good application of a screen protector if I do say so myself
Yeah, I'm not a fan of screen protectors
No, I don't use them either
I neither, but I was starting to get little scratches on it,
and I was like, I don't like that.
But I did see you before on your phone, and I was like, oh, no case.
I might know case.
I think you're right on that.
This isn't doing anything.
Look, it's like split.
It's all broken and shattered here.
Yeah.
Look at that.
You need to get a newbie.
Yeah.
Why are you raw-dogging?
Well, I'm raw-dogging because you can't find these phone cases anywhere.
iPhone 12 Pro Max. Yeah. Now, the iPhonegging because you can't find these phone cases anywhere. iPhone 12 Pro Max.
Yeah.
Now, the iPhone 12, you can still find some in the Pro, but not the Max.
It's the big one.
I had the same problem because I gave my old iPhone 12 to my mum.
Yeah.
And I was like, I'll just find you a case.
Oh, my God.
It was insanely hard.
Yeah.
I've been everywhere.
But they're not even that old.
No.
What are you supposed to do?
Just wear this off. This was brand new last year, this phone, because. I've been everywhere. But they're not even that old. No. What are you supposed to do? Just wear this on.
This was brand new last year, this phone, because remember, it got wet.
And there was, if you're a long-time listener of the show, there was a rigmarole that I
still, whenever I think about it, it gives me just the, shit, it's no end.
I get all tight in the shoulder and I get angry about what a rigmarole that was.
And so, yeah, I was going into shops because I wanted one, obviously, pretty urgently.
You can't even get them on the Apple website.
You can get them on the Apple website.
But they're expensive.
And I'm like, I've had those expensive Apple cases
and I break them just as quickly as I broke
the $25 one I had afterwards.
Yeah.
So, I did. I found one online.
It was $50.
I know, for a phone case.
You need them, though. Look how filthy that is. Look at yuck. I know, for a phone case. You need them though.
Look how filthy that is.
Look at the holes.
My holes are all bunged up.
This is new.
Give my hole a little blowout.
Yeah, how do you clean the holes?
I've got to get a toothpick in there, right?
You know that thing that you use to pop open the SIM hole?
Yeah, that.
That thing will get in there.
Get that in there.
But careful.
Right.
Careful.
Careful when you're poking around.
Wait, so you went to a store?
I went to multiple stores
I bought the wrong one
Because I said
I need one
And he said
What kind of phone is it
And I said
It's an Apple
iPhone 12 Pro
I didn't say Max
You didn't say
Do the plus
And he passed me the box
I'm like
Shit this thing must be tight
The case must be tightly in that box
So they held the box
In the same hand as the phone
And it like
Slipped in there
But then I got it home And it was a tiny little case.
Oh.
How much did you pay for that?
I got a refund.
Oh, yeah.
I went back and immediately the guy was like, this happens a lot.
I was like, and you didn't think to check.
And then I asked at different stores I went into when we were doing a bit of traveling
around every time I saw an electronic store, I go in and they're like, nah, not even going
to lock.
I know for a fact we don't have any.
Oh, gosh.
So you had to order one online.
Why did they stop making them?
I don't know.
Maybe it wasn't a very popular phone.
They said, this one works.
Yeah.
And they passed me a case
that was like the right size,
but then the camera thing wasn't all lined up.
Oh, yeah.
I was like, no, that's not how it's going to work.
That's not going to happen.
No, that's not how it's going to work.
So you found one, but it's online.
I found one and it's en route, but.
Don't just throw it off your phone.
I'm just used to just getting it halfway there and then just letting go.
That's the carry-on of a man whose phone is in a case.
Not a raw dogger.
You're a raw dogger.
Not a raw dogger.
I thought I broke the camera the other day, too, but I hadn't.
You've got to be careful.
Because the camera's the first thing that will hit.
Yeah, because of the pokesy outs.
Yeah.
Anywho, that's going to be Carefully placed down
And by the way, I've still got our friend Jared as my background
As my wallpaper
Handsome man
People are wondering why you've got a handsome man
But that was the thing
When I was going to these stores and I need a case that'll fit this
People would be like, who's that handsome man?
Obviously thinking it was my partner
Like I could score a Jared though I'm flattered that people thought that was
my partner no i've got a very good looking wife but if i was gay i wouldn't be getting a 10 no
you wouldn't i'd be having a i'd probably be having to settle for seven seven yeah
i don't know you're giving five yeah what am i then you you'd be the hotter one
okay i'm happy with that yeah you'd be the hotter one Okay I'm happy with that
Yeah yeah
You'd be the hot one
I want to know what that's like
Also gays in settling
Gays in settling
What?
Not really a thing is it?
This final is due at his wedding
I assume that means settled
Yeah
It's more the rare
Is the exception to the rule
It's the exception to the rule
Yeah
Yeah
The gays eh The gays, eh?
The gays.
What will they think of next?
Curious.
Curious, Brett.