ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 28th August 2023

Episode Date: August 27, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Indie learns about 'Cashies'See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fletchborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Now on the Big Bit of Pod today, otherwise known as a radio program that we do from 6am to 9am Monday to Fridays on the ZM FM Network. I mentioned that my children are back into the candle business and we

pointed out didn't we it's more like a front for Vaughan and Sade to make money off these I'm too fucking lazy to be doing that at the weekend they also seem like they're not really pulling their weight in the business that's all I'm going to say I tell you what that fragrance nothing but fragrance in the house

you really appreciate stepping outside and getting some fresh air. Everyone loves a scented candle until their entire being is scented candle. My car at the moment smells of washing powder in such a big way because I had the washing basket in the back of the car, jammed the brakes, washing powder box hits the deck everywhere. Washing powder? Poverty? Oh, my God.

Are you okay? Do you need to borrow some money? Do you need to borrow some time pods? I've to borrow some Tide Pods? I've always been a powder girl. Ew! I knew you. Really? This is a big issue here. Because I've always been a liquid guy. Yeah, it makes so much sense. I hate it. It gets all caught in the clothes if you do

too big a load. Yeah. Do I need to make a change? Yeah. Oh my god, going liquid or going the Tide Pods from Costco. Tide Pods is where it's at. And this wouldn't have happened either because the box, the powder's everywhere. And the smell. And I come out of the car, I'm like, God, how good's...

Cold water surf? Yeah, it is cold water surf. You've got cold water surf running all over you. I know, I usually use the Eco stuff, but I got that one from the dairy. Right. On a pinch, were you? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, it cleans better in cold water. So there you go, you've saved on heating the dairy. Right. On a pinch, were you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, it cleans better in cold water. So there you go. You've saved on heating the water. Yes. But yeah, the smell, a bit of a headache. But then the girls were like, Sade signed them up for some kids' Christmas market. Oh, okay.

Where everybody, the kids are doing stuff and they go and sell things at this Christmas market. I reckon no tax will be paid from that market. So that's what Indy was like. So how will that work? Because we don't have FPOS or it won't go into our bank account.

You need one of those card things where you shove it into your phone. I think you can get one from the bank. Yeah. Because I've explained to them because once I said I was telling them about how when the money goes into the account you've got to put a put aside so much money for tax and they're like how do you know how do they know that you owe them tax i was like well money you can see the money that comes in if you're if you're earning money it's called poa but the way you're

doing it you're getting money into a bank account if they have a check and you haven't paid the tax they'll be like give us the tax and they're going to fill out an IR-330. An IR-33 or something like that. And did you tell them that IRD isn't above throwing children in prison? I said the IRD will throw you in a children's prison. Yeah. And there's nothing worse than a children's prison. If old Disney movies are anything to go by for orphans

and misbehaving journalists and such. No food. Food's not good. This time she's like, well, how will they pay? I said, well, people take cash to the markets. But we might have to do like bank transfers and such. No food. Food's not good. This time she's like, well, how will they pay? I said, well, people take cash to the markets. But we might have to do like bank transfers and stuff. To be fair, all the markets around mine at the weekend, everyone has an F-class.

I know, you have. It's just so much easier now. Yeah. And so she's like, oh, so we'll just be getting paid cash. And I said, yes. And she said, well, we won't have to pay tax on that. And I was like, you are 11 years old. So she's already figured it out.

She comes from a long line of people who love a cash payment. She's got farmers and farmers love a bit of cash. Oh, cash rules. Farmers love a bit of cash. Keep that off the books. Do you know who's not doing cashies? Tradies. It's like maybe they all got audited one year.

I think they cracked down on it. Yeah, they did. I think they cracked down on it. Yeah, they did. I think they cracked down, yeah. It's a bummer. It's a bummer when you're renovating, tell you what. You're like, oh, I have a bit of a cashier. They're like, nah. Really?

Yeah. Maybe then you're a narc. Yeah. I've got the big narc energy. You were on TV heaps, and now you're not on TV at all. Hey, sure. Oh, yeah. You've had all your jobs cancelled.

So they think you must be working behind the scenes on a new Target-esque fear go show. She's slipped. She's fallen from grace and she has to host one of those shows. That's probably also why you're like plumbers and stuff aren't having a wank in your house.

Aren't they? I've got a good house. Plumbers and builders used to wank all the time in houses Oh I know, into my sock drawer Yeah, but your undies and socks have got that white powder in them From when you wash your clothes with powder And it gets stuck in all the folds You don't want to be putting it in my gritty socks

I'm not really into How much did that one series of that TV show clean up the industry? I told you about how... That season was iconic. Did they have three wacks in one season? I think they did, yeah. Because for those overseas listeners, there was a show, it was called Target,

and they would have stings. They'd put hidden cameras in houses. Fake houses and get them to come over. And get a plumber or a builder to come over. They were real houses. They were people who worked on the show's houses. Yeah, that's what I mean. They were set up and then filmed.

They had hidden cameras. This is a crazy thing. Chasing into... There was a person in the ceiling, live mixing. You told me this. Because the house was full of cameras. Yeah. Smith told us when he came for...

Have you been paying attention to... That's right. He just came to peddle crypto and NFTs, but we all just wanted to talk about the wanking plumbers. We all just laughed at him about buying a picture of a monkey. Yeah, for an insane amount of money. But he said somebody was, because there were so many cameras throughout the house

and they had to follow them. Yep. It was all wired. Someone was sitting in a stinker. You know how hot it gets in a ceiling space, and some guy's up there live mixing. Can you imagine being in the roof of a house, flicking to camera four in the laundry and some guy's

got some dirty snickers out of some and then like are you allowed to have a wank? Because it sings round upon. Sometimes when you see it you're like oh I might have one of those. Might have myself one of those. Now if the live mix is bloody having a jerk. Like a sympathy spew.

Like a sympathy spew of crying at a funeral because they're contagious. So when you see someone having a wank you're like actually I. Like a sympathy spew of crying at a funeral because they're contagious. So when you see someone having a wank, you're like, actually, I could go one of those. Oh, wow.

When was the last time I had one of those? It was today at least, but you know. But it seems wrong that you're targeting someone on the job playing with themselves.

You shouldn't be playing. And you're on the job playing with yourself. That's hypercritical. It's almost worse because you're in the roof. Yeah, but what about Target? On Target,

and the person is, in fact, this rings a bell. Jeremy Wells did this for 80 Media Lunch once, Target on Target, and it was the people filming Target, and the guy was watching someone have a wink, and he was having a wink, and they were watching him. Having a wink. Target on Target.

I think, God damn, if 80 Media Lunch wouldn't happen, these days. What's that? If it's not an idea that's already been done, it's a very good one. I think it's been done. If it's got any media lunch written on it. But I tell you that, that TV show was in folklore. It's still in folklore. And that happened, I want to say, 20 years ago.

Oh, yeah, I was like a kid, for sure. I was a teenager watching someone jerk into a sock. I think it was when we first started working together, it was the real heavy... I always felt that show was a bit on the nose. Like, you're putting head in cameras, you're going in to get a wax or whatever, or someone's just going about their job, and then you're piling on them.

It's like... Yeah, but if someone's ejaculating into your socks, it's going to be fair. No, no, I'm not sticking up for the masturbating plumbers. I'm just sticking up for the people that were, you know... Someone must speak on behalf of the masturbating plumbers I'm just sticking up with the people that were you know someone must speak on behalf

of the masturbating plumbers I'll be brave enough to do it I've been thinking about you know like the carpet layers and all they did was they laid the carpet but they were like

oh I don't know about that it's not quite you know it's just like oh yeah it was a bit of a pile on the quality was shit but he also charged

half of what the nearest competitor did I don't think you can get away with doing that these days God imagine if there were hidden cameras in our studio Oh there are we've fucking filmed the whole time God we say some things off here But Yet to have a wank in here

Don't speak on behalf of me