ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod -28th August, 2025

Episode Date: August 27, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; does Producer Carwen have your new go-to first date question?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the Zedium podcast network, it's Fletchforn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pond. Now I believe that producer Corwin, I've become a robot. Sorry, I believe producer Carwin has a question for us. Yeah, so there was like a bit of a TikTok going around of like, what's a fun, original question that I can ask on a date that will kind of give you like a fun, weird response. Like not just like, what do you do for a job? Like, how many people have you murdered?

Yeah. So I got a message last night from a friend who went on a first date, and I asked him, I was like, how did the first date go? And he goes, great. But red flag. What? She asked a would you rather. And I was like, love a would you rather.

Yeah. Wait. Why even the would you write? Wait, because we're about to find out it's like, would you rather, like, be Hitler or something? Wow. It's going to be fucking insane. What was it? Would you rather be in Auschwitz or a 9-11?

What? What? Jesus, Chris. No. Our first fucking time. And this was a chick who asked him this question. Yeah, that is a red flag. That is a red flag.

Okay, but it is 9-11. 9-11 because you jump. 9-11 because you jump and it'll be done. But like, this person has a dark sense of humour on day one. I was like, how was she? Oh my gosh, she was gorgeous. She was beautiful. But she was fucking insane.

I mean, it's a good litmus test. It's pretty bad. No, I mean, like, good to know. like, well, the date's definitely done. Well, he said Auschwitz because he reckons he could take out a Nazi. And I was like, that's the most man fucking thing. That's such a white man thing to say.

That's the whitest man thing ever. With all that energy you've got from all the food you've been in. And all those, you're going to easily fend off the Alsatians that they said on you. All the fact that they've got fucking machine guns mounted to towers. I cannot even believe he's started some scenarios. I know. Anyway, anyway, I would have just said, I'm not answering that question. And actually, I'm going to get the bill.

and I'll see, I'll wish you a good night. Yeah. Okay, well, mine's not that, nowhere near as bad as that. Okay. But I did find it fun. Describe yourself as a grocery aisle. Oh.

Okay, what about, what's your favorite grocery aisle? It's a chocolate lollies, right? Yeah, but do you go for your favorite, or do you go for something that, like, presents your hobbies or your personality? I would go dairy because it's lovely and, um, lovely and wet, but has an expiry date. yuck fucking yark she's got an expiry

hey lea use it quick big curdle big curdle use it quick or she'll yoghety after a while she'll go off I like that aisle

that's got like the refrigerator dog food at one end and the care food and then halfway down there might be toilet paper and the other end there's like seeds

and batteries yeah but it's just the higgoty peggledy aisle okay it's quite like that because it's different in every super Because, yeah, my supermarket made the chocolate lollies aisle.

They put the other side of it as the haggledy-peggledy, all the weird stuff. Party. Yeah, like party stuff, like batteries. Seastomers. A random rice cooker. Random stuff. And I kind of like it. Yeah.

Yeah. That's the saying I saw someone the other day I saw someone the other day pull out a giant tub of vass and do their lips I was like We're not doing Vaseline on the lips Where were you?

Is this some sort of fucking orgy or something You just go Someone's just rocking out a giant tub of Vaseline No In the street You don't dip a finger In the street Someone rocked out a tub of vass

And applied to their lips I would have reported them to the place That's sexual predator shit Their pocket They pocketed a vase Wouldn't it in their bag? I was in their bag. A female.

It was bizarre. It was just like, I didn't think we were doing vass. Because I've got vass in my gym bag for chafing. Right. I don't pass anything. I do this really disgusting,

immoralizing, emasculating, weird thing that makes me feel like a little boy. I get a two fingers full of vass. So when I start at the ass and work the way. Far out. It's son. I do some little chafing. I literally could go the rest of my life

without knowing that information. I've learned too much about you today. Yeah, well, let's not talk about the other thing. Um, what I forgot on what I was going to say Because you distracted me with that other thing Oh, I'm so sorry, I ruined this

No, no, what I was going to say is But now you get to live the rest of your life Knowing this and you're so much rich You don't need to be doing that I do, otherwise I get chafing No So you're the Vaseline aisle You need to get some little

Lycra shorts No, I absolutely don't Yeah I've worked hard to get this box gap Yeah, exactly I don't need Vass Yeah, no. No, it's the balls.

You need a bigger box gap. Your, your, your friend, your cheeks are too friendly. Yeah. What? I can't even remember what we're talking about. I think we'll just leave it. Yeah, there was a wood you rather. Guys, it was the, it was the grocery aisle.

It was the grocery aisle. We've covered a lot in today's little bit of pot, and I think offended people on every step we've taken.