ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod -28th Feb 2026

Episode Date: February 27, 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley saw something in the waiting room that she REALLY didn't want to see!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the Zedium podcast network, it's Fletchhorn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Got a little bit of a critique for the gastroenterology, the clinic I go to for my colonoscopies. Oh yeah, we had your last one. That went well. Went well, one polyp this year. That's bloody good news for me and it's gone, so we'll see. But, you know, you do the prep.

You do a two to three day of low fibre eating and kind of eat, F all, because it's, you boring and yuck and then you do one whole day of not ending so when you arrive in the morning for your colonoscopy hungry like fletch i can't even imagine you in the day and um oh here would be a vicious little bit chucked in hangary with violent unpredictable diarrhea that you've done yourself yeah yeah yeah so i was definitely like gurgling and i just wanted everything to like move along so i could go to sleep wake up and have that lovely little they make a sandwich ham egg okay you know what i mean ham egg and white bread anyway so i get into the reception area signed in and then I sit down and they're like

there's a little bit of white because I was early one and two that you're in a line of people getting their anus. Do they wash the hose in between or use a different one? Spitting white. Right. What is it that they put up there? Is it like a hose? It's like a little camera. Camera on a bit, being the flexible thing.

And then they can get, and then they open you a little bit, they blow air into you which way far if they're like me and you need to remove things. They fill you out. They fill you up with it. And but then how do they, do they sterilize or something? They put in a dishwasher. They pop it in a star room dishwasher.

Yeah, yeah. I think just a wipe on the slacks. You know when you use a knife to, the bread knife, and you cut bread and you don't actually even need to wash it. No, it's the same with if you use flour in a bowl and it's only for flour and then you just bang it upside down in the sink. She's all good. Give it a blow and then she goes back in the door.

And you can't see the flour, so you're like, oh, it's clean. Yeah, it's clean. Yeah. That's so true about the bread knife. I never cleaned that. No, you know, it didn't get wet. It didn't get wet. It doesn't need to be cleaned.

Wipe on the trousers. Anyway, no criticisms with any part of the process other than in the waiting room. Remember, I haven't eaten properly for three days. Haven't eaten anything at all for like a day and a half. Exclusively, there's five magazines on the coffee table. All of them were food. Dish magazine. Cuisine magazine.

Like all of them. Cakes. roasts. One of them was Curries and dips. I was like everything you want to eat at that very moment. That felt, one, it felt intentional and two, it felt very cruel. It was

absolutely horrible, but then it was passing the time and they say, like, please don't use your phones in here because obviously there's people in there that maybe don't want to be like photographed or videoed getting their bum's looked at. Bums contained a lot of shame still. It's crazy. Year of the earth. It's been gone and we still celebrate.

But they had to just food books. and I was really awful and I just sat there dribbling and drooling over it So what would you just prefer some women's weeklies Yeah I want to catch up on some Shorty Street Goss See what JJ and Minow are doing

Doing some crosswords Yeah yeah yeah Do some crosswords Was it that recent Like the magazines are always famously Oh yeah no no They weren't too bad The oldest one was a Christmas food thing

And it's like a trifle That's pretty recent That was the oldest one No the fresh mags but they were all food Well good good feedback Good criticism Yeah I will be emailing And when they ask, how was your experience?

I say enjoyable other than the torturous magazines you left on the coffee table.