ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 28th February 2024

Episode Date: February 27, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Vaughan came to work during his weekend?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod Great things are brewing at McCafe The perfect start to every day Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod My children came into the studio last... When's this playing? Let's start again Just at the weekend

At the weekend, yeah Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod Indy had a get-together with some friends at the weekend And they did an escape room. Side note, if you're going to run an escape room, maintain the fucking locks. We had a puzzle solved, but they weren't like, because people are so rough with everything in an escape room,

like in a hurry and pulling in stuff. We had the combo and the lock sorted, except the lock was all jammy and we were like, oh no, the guy told us not to be too rough with them. So we better not like manhandle the lock. i'm like we must have the code wrong and we kept going over it and they were like oh and then they um we're struggling with the code and they're like oh did you get it from this thing now we're like yep and she's like oh so do you have it like this yep and and i said i mean the lock stuck and she she's like I'll come can you just put the code in

and try for me again I'm like yep still stuck so she came in and she was like oh yeah that's the right code and just rips it open and is like

you told us not to manhandle it when she came in wouldn't you just bust past her and escape the room do you know what I mean Hayley's got you there

got you bitch I'm out boom fuck I hate escape rooms I hate them so much Not for me Too many cops I love them

I love them But they must be maintained They must be maintained Sounds like somebody Didn't get the code We got out in time We got out in time She's like

Phil you just made it And one of the kids That was there was like Oh no because that latch Was broken To her face You say this We got out in time

There's no Is the room going to fill with water or explode If you don't get out No, they have to reset the room for the next people Well it should explode Or it should fill with water There should be an actual Death risk

That would be a good reality show Like actual escape room I think it's just called Saw It is called Saw. Squid Game. The movie. Yeah, it is called Saw. Imagine that. You get the thing wrong and a blow dart shoots out the wall and infects you with God knows

what blood-borne disease. Yeah. And you're like, well, that's just what happens in the escape room. Yeah, great. We found our voiceover artist. What have we watched? We've reached 55 minutes and the room is going to start filling with water. And then they're like,

I'm dead. What a show. Join us next week. Squid Game, yeah. All new contestants. Yeah. Yeah, great. Because the other ones died.

So anyway, after the escape room, which you can tell is still just up here for frustration in the neck yeah they

we're parked here at work free parking why not working yeah I do it too just to save wouldn't you have to

walk quite far no not too far okay you know the kids these days they hardly walk good to keep them

outside good that you saved $4.50 you bet every dollar counts in a cosy living cry so we were walking back and one of the girls was like Well, good that you saved $4.50. You bet. Every dollar counts in a Cosi Living cry. So we were walking back, and one of the girls was like,

oh, can we see your dad's studio? And Indy's like, if you want. It's boring. It's not boring in here. It's fun. I was like, oh, I don't give a shit. It's the same as mine. And then they were like, oh, no, we'll have a look. And Sade's like, oh, yeah, no, the girls are like.

Anyway, they came up, and they were like, oh, this is so'll have a look. And Sade's like, oh, yeah, no, the girls are like. Anyway, they came up and they were like, oh, this is so much fun. And they were pretending to record podcasts. Wow. How times change, Jay. In your early 20s, you would have brought a girl into the radio session and be like, look at this. Cool. Yeah, yeah. And now you're like, bringing the kids in.

Bringing the kids in. They're like, you're just like, I can't be fucked. Dad's pretty cool. Yeah. Let's not forget dad's pretty cool. So then they were pretending to record a podcast. And I saw something that. They were what? Sitting in here at the desk. They were sitting in here. They didn't touch my buttons. Yeah, they were pretending to record a podcast. And I saw something that they were what?

Sitting in here at the desk. They were sitting in here. They didn't touch my buttons. Yeah, they pushed the buttons. I can smell them. These are the only ones you can touch. Don't turn the fader up. Do you reckon that's why the desk was a bit janky when you came back?

Yeah, it might have actually been. They were fiddling. They were fiddling. Okay. So August was like my youngest daughter, whose party it wasn't. You know how when the young one tries to show off a bit to the older kids yeah pushed it a bit far with a couple of them um she's like oh this is how dad does it and he picked up she picked up a newspaper and was just like looking at the headline it was a story about a woman um whose son had been involved in ram raids and she's

like i can't control him he's a menace and yeah for rehab yeah i had to play monopoly and he's hasn't been punished and she looks at it and she's like, okay, you start Layla. So Layla's like, hey, welcome back to the podcast. And August is like, yeah, today we're talking about what you've got away with and never been punished. What's the best thing you've got away with? Because this woman in the paper

her kids just got away with ram raids and she can't control them. Anyway, we'll take some calls and I was just like, ah! She's like, that's how you do it, eh, Dad? I was like, yes. That's exactly how we do it. Read the news.

Things went, oh, I wasn't here, wasn't here, wasn't here. And she just, yeah. It's a little close to home, wasn't it? A bit to the bone. It's difficult, August, to find the subtleties and the stories as well and to connect with the audience. What does she fucking know about our target audience? She doesn't fucking know anything.

It's a hard job. But there's another headline. I'm just looking at a truckie almost lost leg reversing forklift on a work site once investigation. Yeah, when did you lose a leg?

I was going to say what did you do with the other leg? Would you keep it? Oh, 800 dials at M. I would let it rot. I'd let the flesh rot off. So I had a skeleton. I had just the bones remaining of my

lost leg. And then resin a leg so you can see the bone. Yeah, and then have it on display. I wouldn't want the flesh. You bury it, don't you? You bury it and the ants take care of it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you dig it up. That's what you do when you want to keep a deer's skull with horns on it or something. You bury it, just a

shallow grave. Ugh. And then you'd pull out the bones. If it was a leg that had a tattoo on it, I'd skin that bit off, though. Right. You see those old stretched out tattoos? Get it tanned and turn it into a lovely wallet. I could sew it into a purse. That'd be nice.

Yeah. See, great finding topic there. Yeah. That's what we've just done. What have you done with the spare leg? Have you preserved a body part? Now, producer Jarrah's just suggested as you get older, you could turn your leg bone into a cane.

Walking around with an interesting walking stick. People are like, what is an interesting walking stick? What's that? It's not one bone, is it? It's many bones. It's not going to be a- No, you'd fuse it. You'd fuse it.

Would you? You'd have to fuse it. Maybe you'd have to resin dip it. A resin paw would take care of that. I think you'd resin, yeah. Resin paw. A resin cane. Yeah. Good fun. With the bones. Resin cane, wasn pour would take care of that. I think you'd resin, yeah. A resin pour. A resin cane. Good fun.

With the bones. Resin cane, wasn't that that move everybody roves about? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it was. Resin cane. Yeah. It was a sled or something, wasn't it?