ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 28th January 2025

Episode Date: January 27, 2025

Explicit Language Warning  On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; We discuss a study that didn't make it on-air...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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radio program comes to us from the Daily Mail. Great. That is like really... Always a great source of trash. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But a psychologist and a sex expert has raised the alarm. I think we should just say call it sexpert.

I mean, maybe this is something we could talk to our own Morgan Penn. Oh, yeah. Co-host of Sex.Life, the podcast that she does with you. Yeah, she's the secondary one. You know, she's the secondary host. Well, no, she's the host. You're the co-host, I'd say she's the second no she's the host you're the co-host no no i'd say i'm the co-pilot that's my podcast

well who lands in what you know it's just it's sort of tit for tat right right okay well this uh psychologist and sexpert uh has raised the alarm because uh a recent analysis of google searches um has um shown that people um are reaching for things that aren't your typical lubricant because the google search what can be used instead of lube has surged more than 200 in the last month they're saying maybe it's a cost of living thing because lube's never cheap no and also is this because and i hate to say his name and i only say it once p diddy with the whole baby oil thing and everyone was like baby oil why are we shoving that perfumed stuff oh no i just that was just met was that meant for massaging and weird like sliding over i don't know but they're saying what i think we should family feud it what do you mean what what else

what's on the list you obviously got the most popular thing right now people would search no we have a guess i've got i've got what um they're saying it could be also is it because uh lubrication during sex is particularly common during the winter months as the intimate areas become dry due to the drawing out all we can draw it out but then air cons made me all dry so then a reddit thread started uh what is an alternative to lube that you have used? And that's where the fun began. So this isn't like a 67% of people have used soybeans. Hundreds of thousands of comments were made on this thread.

People were obviously in the heat of the moment. They're like, we don't have any. We can't go to the supermarket or the chemist's warehouse, show sponsor. Shout out. I don't want to be associated with your random lube chair um so they're like well we can't get there so what do we use instead wait it depends okay where are we putting the thing is it going in the front or the back well i don't know because the vagina is very sensitive we know we can't be putting perfumed moisturisers up there. Many have all been. Is the anus not a sensitive? This is a serious question. No.

The anus, you put anything up there. With the vagina, you've got to literally anything. Be careful with your balance. You're very careful.

Your pH gets thrown. The anus, not the same. I don't think so. Okay, that's interesting. So from these Reddit threads, a lot of the popular ones, olive oil.

I was going to say sunflower oils. Apparently someone said olive oil. It was going to say coconut oil. Sunflower oils. Apparently someone said olive oil. It was not my idea, but it worked just fine. Okay. But I'd rather have real lube, said one Reddit user. Coconut oil. Someone said we've been using it for 10 years.

Coconut oil, but it solidifies when it gets cold. After I found baby oil would give me a sore throat, wrote another user. Okay. Good for you. Right. Yeah. How does it give her a sore throat? But then also people were also saying, yeah, we use like sunflower oil

and it caused like a UTI and yeast infection. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's a food product. Yeah. Someone else said, I felt clogged up for days after using Vaseline. Clogged Vaseline. Too thick.

Oh my God. Too thick. my god Too thick Oh Yeah Anybody like using lard Fucking hell Imagine in the throes of passion Shortening

Reaching for some shortening I'm feeling a bit dry Have I got any lube Nah but I've got some Bloody duck fat in the fridge We've got some sweat In the fridge And the only thing is

You're gonna stink Your puss is gonna stink Like bacon for weeks Oh boy Oh boy Oh boy Oh boy Oh yuck sweat in the fridge and the only thing is you're going to stink your puss is going to stink like bacon for weeks oh boy oh boy oh boy oh yuck oh Carl

how could you do this bring this list up I know I apologise but yeah let's just keep it where it was to the usual

Fletch did say I've got a list of things people have used for lube instead of lube and we did think about doing it on the radio being like why don't you use

instead of lube oh I had a hundred dollars oh it on the radio, being like, why don't you use it instead of lube? Oh, I'd have to doze it. Oh, no, we couldn't. Large. We're tidying it up. Beef fat. Beef shortening. Beef shortening.

Oh, Cremelta. Cremelta! That's what you use to make those rice bubble chocolate wands. Yes. Yum, yum, yum. Shortening. Oh, my God. Yuck.

What else is even in the cupboard that's liquid? All right, well, just watch your pH, please. Jesus, don't do that. Watch your pH.