ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 28th July 2023

Episode Date: July 27, 2023

*Explicit Language* On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch & Vaughan have discovered they had the swear'iest podcast episode!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fletchborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Now, we ran into Helen yesterday. Helen, I'll explain. We've known Helen for years and years and years and years. For years.

We used to be in a lunch club with Helen at our old work. Helen loves alpacas. Yes, she does. Weirdly, she used to Photoshop photos of her. Helen loves alpacas. Yes, she does. Weirdly, she used to Photoshop photos of her getting married to alpacas and stuff. As a joke, she's not a lunatic. Yeah. This is the lovely Helen that produces Sex.Life, your podcast. Yes. And you love Helen. And that's how you know Helen. Oh my God, we adore her. She's so lovely. Helen's great. So yesterday we're leaving and Helen runs over to us and you call her Bush. Bush Monster. Bush Monster.

Because she's moved to the bush. She's moved to the bush. That talks of explaining. And it's turned her into this incredible female monster. She's at one with the bush and the earth. Yeah, yeah. She's a force of nature. And she said, I have been meaning to tell you that I've been editing the Between Two

Bears podcasts because they're about to go on Air New Zealand. Oh, lovely. That's exciting for them. Well done. Very well done to Shannon and Steve. Great lads. Awesome ambassadors. And some incredible episodes talking to some amazing New Zealanders.

Not us. We were on there. And I was on there. And also people you haven't seen for years. Yeah. That's awesome. Yeah, old sports people and stuff. Now, Air New Zealand Was run by a conservative

Mormon Who soon might be Our Prime Minister But During that time I do believe They got rid of All of the

Swearing No No profanities They got rid of The bikini Safety video Illustrated safety video I think the movies on there

Are still allowed swears Yeah I think so Yeah But their rule is The audio, no swears. Yeah, so Helen, lovely Helen Bushmonster, has been editing out all the swear words in the Between Two Bears podcast. And she said, I've got news, you two had more swears than anybody else. Well, my congratulations to you both. Well done.

That's a huge prize. You also have done a Between Two Bears podcast. Yes, yes. And I would have dropped a few. But what was the G of your number? Get out. Between the two of you, you said 46. People do always say, how do you turn it off when you go on the radio?

Because when we talk to people and we're swearing. He's just casual. Very casual swearing. Although you haven't. I've done two fucks. You haven't nailed turning it off. Yeah, I've done two fucks and quite a few shits. I'm sorry.

I'll do a shit and a bitch. I'm not scared. I don't think those are silly words that we don't need to be scared of. I'll do a plonker and a wally. Yeah. I told you you've got to watch your wallies. He does ming-nong all the time. And we get complaints every single time. Yeah. My told you, you've got to watch your wallies. He does ming-nong all the time. And we get complaints every single time. Yeah.

But then we said, oh, my gosh. And she said, I could edit it and send it to you. Because I've just dragged them basically all out into another track, if you know anything about audio editing. And I said, well, don't go out of your way. But she did. But apparently her commute time, because she's now living in the bush, is a bush monster.

Yeah. She's saving all this time. She takes the train now. She said, I all this time to send up send you a montage of all of the fucks because it is a record in the podcast series they've done how many episodes like a hundred well over a hundred well over a hundred and you two said the most fucks can't make sure my computer's up and click this glitch and Vaughn, welcome to Between Two Bears. Fuck. Fucking. Fucking. Fucking. Fuck. Fucking. Fucking.

Fuck. Fucking. Fuck. Fuckers. Fucking. Fuck. Fucking. Fucking.

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Fuck. Fuck. Yeah. Fletch and Vaughn, thanks for your time. Wait, that was, I was a third of those. Fuck. Yeah. Fletch and Vaughn, thanks for your time. Wait, I was a third of those. Yeah, no. A lot of them came from one story. Yeah.

One story sort of central to the word fuck. One of my favourite, my favourite was a classic Vaughn, fuck. Fuck. But my second favourite was definitely Fletch's fuck. Fuck. Which I really love. Real hard facts. We've done a podcast with Between Two Bears, the lads.

You've done one as well. I have. Some incredible guests, really inspiring guests, some of them as well. If you haven't listened, wherever you podcast, download Between Two Bears. Yeah, and if you want to support Helen, who put the effort into doing this, then you should support our podcast, Sex.Life, which you can binge now anywhere you get your podcasts. God, everyone's got a podcast, don't they?

Oh, Producer Jared, he was on a podcast. Producer Jared's podcast needs a shout-out too. Tall Poppies. Tall Poppies. Producer Jared did a big chat there. A lady called Grace, who's been in America, a Kiwi in America, doing podcasts about New Zealand's classic tall poppy syndrome. Now he's been on a podcast again, two big ones.

Yeah, he is. We're going to bring him back down to size. Really knock him off. Cut him down.