ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 28th July 2026

Episode Date: July 27, 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod... Vaughan's getting cultured!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the Zedium Podcast Network, it's Fletchhorn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to a little bit of pod. I would like to say I went to a art exhibition. Oh, darling. Darling, he's cultured. Darling, I'm a cultured. I'm a cultured man. What kind of art we're just sculpting and we...

It was photography, darling. Darling, and what are we photographing? Animals, darling. It's the world wildlife. Oh, I love. I've been to this before. I think the first time I ever went was with you. Yeah.

We held hands and we kissed right at the end. It was a gay day. We kissed right at the end. And then we got ice cream. Did you guys realize that you weren't, you tried to gay date for a bit, obviously, just to see if the connection was romantic or just plutonic. And it was, it was. It just didn't work? No.

It was ill. Yeah. It was nothing. There was no smart bear at all? Yeah. Was that one of those, we should. And then we did. And then not for everybody.

Not for us. Not for us. So yes, this is the 65. Wildlife Photographer of the Year. And it's at the Auckland War Memorial Museum. Oh, yeah. Which is, again, when I win the Big Lotto, where I will be moving all my stuff to.

And making it an evil layout. Correct amount. It's a beautiful building. It's a beautiful building. Does anybody think that's ugly? I know the Skytower's contentious. You either love or hate it. It's beautiful.

I love the Sky Tower. Well, you can go to the museum until Sunday the 23rd of August and see the pictures of the animals. Oh, I've got time. It was good. What I wish. What I'll say is if you can, I'd go during school hours or at some time where it's not going to have kids. No shitty kids, yeah.

The kids were dragged there because it was a shitty day weather-wise in Auckland when I went. School holidays. And it was tail end to school holidays. I don't want to see that shit. They don't. Do you know what I mean? They just don't. They were having meltdowns.

Some of them were far too young. Like, you know, high school could probably appreciate it if they've got an interest in animals or photography. There were kids in the Louvre in Paris. And I was like, they should have a daycare at the Louvre. Like on the way in, kids aren't going to... They don't give a shit. They don't care about the Louvre. Fingering, you know, 200-year-old paintings, 300-year-old paintings.

Could they touch them? Yeah, lots of the paintings are just right there. Oh, well, shitty, although not your Mona Lisa's. No Mona Lisa's miles away, yeah. Not your Mona Lisa. And what else have they got at the Louvre? Oh, all sorts. Right.

All sorts. All the ones. Yeah, well, there's... All the ones. You didn't remember any of them. No, it was good. All the big ones. But, you know, it was too many times.

But yeah, it was cool. There was lots of photos. Go when kids aren't there. What was your favorite photo? Do you remember it? There was three cheetah cubs. They were right beside each other and all of them had a bite on a dick dick dick. A what?

A dick dick dick. Which is like an antelope. I've been told less teeth. On the dick. These three, these three cheater cubs, these three cheater cubs had their, had their, they all had a bite. It was like three kids. What's a dick dick dick dick? A dick dick is a little, like I said, it's like an antelope looking thing.

Here, I'll pull up a picture of a dick dick. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. A little deer, antelopey thing. Okay. It's a South African situation. So, yeah, the cheater, that was really cute. I like that one. The one that one, I wasn't like a huge fan of.

It was like this digger in the background destroying the rainforest or, you know, it had been deforestation. And then this bug was in the foreground kind of, and it looked like the bug was looking at the digger and be like, what the fuck? Like that kind of. Oh, good, I like that. Yeah. And that's why I think it won because of the poignancy of, you know, this little bug with this giant tractor.

Being like, what the fuck? Moving. That's powerful. That's a powerful image. Fuck. In my head, the bug had gone out for the day. Yeah. Come home.

Home destroyed. What the fuck? Now, were you there just with your girls or the new girlfriend? No, myself and Amy went. Because is she? Wait, wait. Wait, wait. friend anymore either.

No, just a girlfriend. Now, is she on the same wavelength looking at picture-wise? Because I've been traveling with people at museums and they want to look at things fucking too long. I didn't say anything. We were perfect because it was like, it was all on the wall and we'd look and we'd discuss. We'd be like, that was taken there and then we'd read the... And move on.

Read the thing ourselves. And then just, we were in sync perfectly with the shuffle, shuffle to the left. It's not really good. I was like, tick. Yes, brilliant. That's another tick for her. Sometimes our friend Morgan, Morgan Pensexologist, we've travelled together a bit.

She drinks it in. No, she's the same as me. Look, move on, look, move on. Oh, it's perfect. But my friend... Maybe linger of something really, and then you're like, and now I can skip all that. Discuss, discuss, discuss.

Yes. But don't just stand there. I'm ready to shuffle. Whereas my friend last year at the, there was a, Madrid has this amazing beautiful museum. Spent way too long looking at fucking old coins and shit. Oh, fuck off of them. We've looked at the old coins, though.

No, but we've looked at the old coins enough. How long do you need it? There's more coins after more coins. We've looked at the coins enough. Move on. How many coins? How old were the coins? Old.

Yeah, well, let's linger a little bit. No. Imagine all the things are that coins. No, no, no, no, you're right. That's good that you're compatible. Yeah, very compatible with a linger and shuffle, linger and shuffle. Yeah, that is good. Great timing on that one.

But, yeah, some cool photos. I'd check it out. I would say there's a bit at the end that's adults only. Oh, yeah. Because it's like, that's the dick dick dick. That's where you see the big dick dickdicks. And the big spirally. dicks of animals and stuff like that.

There was a zebra with its head cut off though. Oh, I don't need to see. Oh, that's fair. I would say, if you are going with your younger ones, firstly, hand straight over the mouth because they yap, they yap in too much. Secondly, don't go in that part because even as an adult, I didn't like seeing the emaciated tiger.