ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 28th June 2023

Episode Date: June 27, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Mama drank the whole bottle!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bitter Pod. Download the MyMaccas app and use your points towards a coffee. What would you do if your son was in a home? City High! Remember that song? What would you do? Crying alone on the bedroom floor cause he's hungry And the only way to feed him is to sleep with the man

For a little bit of money and his daddy's gone So we're smoking rock now, in and out of lockdown I ain't got a job now So for you this is just a good time But for me this is what I call life Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod Guys, I'm back on the vodka buzz I don't know how I got here

I don't know why I've made my return. Wait, vodka is keto. Hell yeah. Lots of alcohol is keto. Oh. Alcohol is its own bloody macronutrient because it's got no nutrients. Okay, right. So super macro.

So super macro. So I'm hooning the vodka at the moment because Jason Momoa made a vodka and so Mama bought it and drank it. Has Mama drank the whole bottle? Mama drank the whole bottle. Mama drank the whole bottle. Mama drank the whole bottle because she's a drunk. And Mama got a new bottle. Oh, did she? Mama, wow.

Yeah, because Daddy sent her one. Right, okay. Oh, Daddy sent her one? Yeah, Daddy sent her one. Well, the brand, the company that Daddy is promoting his vodka through sent it to me. But it feels like it came straight from Jason. Anyway, yesterday, because Jason Momoa says that you need to drink his vodka neat. No, thanks.

No mixy wixies. So I was like, mama do what daddy say. I'm so sorry. Stop this. Mama gonna do what daddy say. Stop this. Daddy can ask me for anything and mama do it. Yeah. And so mumma poured herself

a big thick um, mealy vodka. Yeah. And I've got to say about my fourth one in it was getting a bit much. Yeah.

With no mixer. Yeah, add some rara or some ribena. I got nothing. I had nothing in the fridge. I had a bottle of cream. You can't add that to vodka.

You simply cannot. No. And then I was like, I've got my sody stream. Went to goip went to go use a soda stream she's out of gas oh no oh no absolutely nothing when you run out of gas on the soda stream and it's like you can see there's a jet there's something coming out and it's like like a real loose wind it's just like it's it's like no i'm tired not today i'm in the mood. So then what I did was I got a packet of sugar-free lollies, sour Coke bottles.

Yeah. And I had Sipty Dipty. Wait, those are keto? Yeah. My God. That's BS, eh? God knows what they're made of. I'd have a Sipty Dipty of vodka and then chuck a little sour Coke bottle.

And so it was like you were having a Coke flavored. It's like a vodka Coke. Oh my God. And that's keto. Yeah, bruh. Sugar. Okay. How is it?

My body. How is sugar keto? It's not sugar free. Sugar free. Sugar free Coke bottle. So you've got diarrhea now. No, no, no, no. No, there's this one brand.

It's unreal. They don't make you cack your pants. Oh. I know. It's so weird. Well, share. Fun days. It's called. don't make you Cack your pants Oh I know it's so weird And so I just Well share Fun days

It's called What's in it It's like a fibre thing They're weird They've got a Five star health rating There's no way Something that highly

Processed Should have a Five star anything Same health rating As an apple See that system I'll say it My body's a temple

My body's a temple The New Zealand Health star rating That's It's up Health Star rating, it's on the piss. It's called Funday Sweets. Sweetened with stevia, which is not an alcohol. Not a something alcohol, sugar alcohol. Right. The sugar alcohol is like Xylitol and Sericitol.

Yeah, right. They make you cack yourself. Anyway, hot tip. Hot tip. Chase your shots with lollies. I mean, people have been infusing vodka and lollies forever. It's moments like this that I just adore my life. I'm going to tell you it was like 4pm when I'm chasing.

That's nice. That's nice. On a Tuesday, everybody. On a Tuesday. I can't find how many What health star rating is fruit? So it's just five star by default By default

Is it? Yeah I don't think they go What rate Okay What if you just ate All really high sugary fruits That wouldn't be good Who was it?

Was it Steve Jobs? Former He's not alive RIP Former living, former living human and founder of Apple? Was he a fruitarian at the end of his life? Is that what you call them? Just living on nothing but fruit. Not a great spokesperson for it then, is he? Because he died.

Yeah. Fruitarian. Hang on, it's coming up. Fruitarian. Breakfast wasn't the only time the billionaire Opted for fruits and veggies As he classified himself For fruitarian

Oh there you go I see vegetables I can kind of understand He gave up meat, dairy and grains After his cancer diagnosis Maybe yeah But I would have thought Fruit a lot of sugar in that

I mean I love fruit But I couldn't live on it You just have the runnier spots I've never seen One of your poops Flesh Butch, but I imagine they are gorgeous. Yeah, a lot. Bristol stool? Right in the middle.

Right in the middle. It needs to be.