ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod -28th June, 2025

Episode Date: June 27, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Producer Shannon is in her Aunty era!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZM podcast network, it's Fletch, Fawn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to a little bit of pod. Guys, let's talk about bebe's because I believe bebe's. I did see a very cute ring-litted bebe. Oh my God. Do you know what I saw? What a baby is in like they use a ring light to light their baby. No, not ring lit, ringlets.

Oh, they had ringlet hair. No, no, no. You know, I never get clucky and I hate babies. Christ, there were some people with babies at a restaurant at the weekend. At a restaurant? But do you know what I do find exceptionally cute is small, I don't know if there'd be, do babies ski?

Small children ski? Yes, toddlers ski. And their little jumpsuits. Tuddlers skiing, amazing. Because I recently went up to one of the ski fields and you have these little kids and they were, they were so tiny on skis, I was like, ha ha ha. And they are, they're honking, hey.

Yeah, and they're really good. Oh shit yeah. They're really good. Yeah. Why are you just letting them crash out and they just land in the snow? But they have the little ski suits and the goggles. I know.

It's so cute, I was like, okay, if I was even to have kids it's just to watch them Oh my god, that did you hear that? Oh my god, he's having kids. Oh my god, but they talk Yeah, Todd, that's a toddler. Yeah. No, so you're skipping baby. Absolutely. Are they you're going straight to toddler, right? Adoption of okay the ideas over. Yeah Tons of money and just go to Snow Planet once a week if you need your fix of kids scheme. Yeah, yeah, that's also weird.

You sit in the cafe, have a mocha chur, you don't even have to pay to go on the snow. That's weird. I've chosen to have money over kids. Yeah, I've chosen that too. It's a hard lifestyle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But Producer Shannon, you are learning about bear bears.

Yeah, I've been an auntie for a month now. Nothing bad's happened. She's an angel. How in control of the baby have you been, you know what I mean? Like have you been left with the baby? Yeah, have you been left in charge yet? Like unattended, yes, but not full responsibility.

Yeah, not like an overnight stay. Yeah, not an overnight stay. I wouldn't bring her to the apartment. That doesn't feel right. No, no. Although the couch is fixed, so maybe. Yeah, that would be good. But yeah, so she's a month old, angel baby,

never heard her cry when she can't sleep. She's called angel baby? No, I'm saying she is an angel. Embarrassing. No, her name's Ellie. Haley Jane, angel baby sprout. I meant to say. No, she's an angel, but it's been such a learning curve.

I love that, she's an angel, says not the mum. Yeah. The parents let, sorry, carry on. But yeah, no, it's been such a learning curve for me. I love that, she's an angel, she's not the mum. Yeah. Yeah, okay. The parents are like, yeah. Sorry, carry on. But you know, it's been such a learning curve. I've never been around newborns before.

And man, there's so many rules. They're so squishy. So squishy. They do nothing for ages. Yeah. Put your thumb in there, there's a squishy spot. I know. And just things I've never heard of before,

when their lips don't. Like you're not allowed to feed them chicken nibbles. Crazy. I didn't know they could. You can't let them nibble on the bone. It's because the sauce is too hot. Oh. Yeah, yeah, it's the Szechuan.

Yeah, it's the Szechuan sauce. They love that tingly numbing. They love the numbing. I couldn't believe they couldn't have water for ages. Like it feels like we're humans, we have water. Why can't they have water? Until they're six months old. No, they've got to...

No, they can't have water. They've got to have milk. Yeah, drown. Yeah, crazy, aye. They don't have? No they can't have water. They drown. Yeah crazy aye. They don't have water till they're six months old. They drown. Yeah and then you just gotta give them a little bit. What about the nirvana baby? That was in water. He was really in water. Gotcha. Gotcha there don't I? He weren't drinking it. He was floating in it. He was floating in it. He was floating in it. I was full of chlorine. He was an exception. He was an exception. When do you start buying them a pump bottle? Do you know what I mean?

Yeah. When do you buy them their first Stanley? I think closer to a year. Yeah, right. The other thing I found crazy, when their lips go slightly blue, they've got gas. And so my brother kept being like, what color are her lips?

I was like, lip color, bro. Like, I don't know what to tell ya. Blue, is that a thing? Yeah the middle of it just slightly not like not a scary blue. Not like smurf blue? No no no. I'm definitely choking on something. And he was like okay get the gas out and I said well just she can do that and he said no you have to hit her on the back I said I'm not abusing your child. No you gotta get a fair work of mine, so I gave like a little like love tap and he's like, no, you got to get the gasser. I said, I can't do this. Like it's, I'm so strong.

You got to tap, tap, tap, tap, tap. It's more about dislodging it. Like if you think about tapping bubbles out of something, like it's a tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap. So the air gets around whatever's behind it and pops up. I'm just so strong and she's so not that I'm just like, I will. You don't wanna break the baby.

You're afraid of your own strength. I just, yeah, so I opted for the pat. I went for like an upward pat apparently. No downward pat, all up. Flick up. And yeah, I've just, I've had to learn a lot. Did you fart it or burp it? A bit of both.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. It'll rock both ends there. God, it's hard, isn't it babies? I wish someone would release my guess. You know as someone who's an IBS jerk, there's so many times I'd love to just be over someone's knee. Do you want a boy to come over and just like smack you on the back? But I don't know what end it'll come out of either.

Do you know what I mean? It'll go up your back. Yeah. What babies, that's what happens!