ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 28th May 2023

Episode Date: May 27, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley discuss their night at the Theatre!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Thanks to McCafe. Great things are brewing, one cup at a time. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. And some of us are off to Hamilton today. We're off to the theatra. The theatre, not the city.

Vaughan thought for a moment we're off to his hometown without inviting him. Yeah. Oh my god, we would never ever do that, Vaughan. What, go to Hamilton or go without Vaughan? Yeah, we would never. No, I'd never go to Hamilton. You need a guide, someone that's been there before. I've been there before.

Through the Badlands to guide you through. I've only been kind of the CBD a lot. Yeah, stay behind me, I'll say. Yeah, okay. And we'll venture into Melville. I've never been to Melville. Oh, we'll venture into Norton. Where was that place before we went canoeing? We went to aville. I've never been to Melville. Oh, we'll venture to Norton. Where was that place before we went canoeing?

We went to a mall. That was Charles Square. Yeah. Is that okay? No, that's very posh. Oh, that's posh. That's a posh end of town. It didn't feel dodgy, that area.

No, no, no. No, Hamilton the musical. Yeah, it starts today. Arguably the world's biggest musical of late Now I Because I've only ever been to What have I been to? Book of Mormon

Book of Mormon twice, loved it You've been to West End Story? No, and I've only ever been to Priscilla And those are the only two I've ever been to Oh no, and what was that? Jersey Boys I've been to Jersey Boys Oh yeah

Yeah, that was fun Because you're an uptown girl Because I'm an uptown funk Yeah, you are So what's Hamilton about? The founding of Hamilton the city The founding, Alexander Hamilton, right? The founding father

Was he an orphan or a refugee? He had a rough upbringing Right He was an immigrant And it was in the early days of America, and, yeah, he gets involved. And it was written by Lin-Manuel Miranda. Yeah.

Okay. Now, Fletch, you know that it's not the opening night, but it's like the big celeb red carpet night. Oh, I don't do that. Hence, we're invited. Hence, we've got a free ticket. The only reason I'm going. So, you know you have to wear a college shirt.

No. I'm wearing jeans and a nice t-shirt. Jeans and a t-shirt. No, Fletch. I'm not wearing a shirt. I don't have a shirt. I don't own a shirt. You've got so many shirts.

I've got one shirt. Have you got a dress jacket? No, I don't have a dress jacket. Have you got a casual blazer? This is what they say. The invite says 5.30 red carpet. So, all those wankers will be there from 5.30. I go at five minutes to seven when all the wankers have packed up.

They're already sat. And they've all sat down. But then is it allocated seating or is it ticketed seating? Yeah, it's allocated ticketed. Oh, because sometimes it's a free-for-all. No, no, so it's ticketed. So then I'll just slide in because everybody wants to get in the paper and on these websites and stuff. I don't want that.

It's the theatre regardless. No. Even if there wasn't the paps trying to take the snaps. You've got to go in a tuxedo with tails and a monocle. That's right. And a top hat. And a scarf. No, no, no, no.

Because it's the winter months. Jane's in a nice T-shirt. You say 12. It won't even be a nice T-shirt. It's not too bad to know what he's talking about. I'm not here to see some silly Sunday night theatre. That's right, that's right, that's right. Stiff up a little, boy.

Is there going to be tea break? I'll come over and I'll pick you a shirt. Should I wear my Gucci loafers? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. And my top hat. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. And your pearls. And my pearls, yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. And that beautiful silk blouse you have. Should we take the carriage? Of course you should take the carriage. And have the help park around the back and come back around for the front pick up at the end of the shop. I'm really looking forward to seeing it. Well, what are you wearing? It's like a dress.

And you're coming straight from bake-off? You'll be covered in flowers? Yeah, so I'll have a full face of makeup. Should we wear a cake? And I'm going to wear a cake. No, I'm going to have a full face of makeup and hair and all sorts. Oh, no, no, no. So you have to put in a little bit of effort.

No, T-shirt and jeans. Oh, I don't have a shirt. You've got our shirt. You have so many shirts. I've got a white shirt. I've got a white shirt. Oh, you'll spill it on yourself because it's a spare. Yeah, blue shirt, blue shirt.

No, but that's a linen-y blue shirt that I wore for your party when we were on Waiheke. That's fine, a linen blue shirt Blue shirt No but that's a linen-y Blue shirt That I wore for your Party when we were on Waiheke That's fine a linen blue shirt It's short sleeved Not in this Inclement weather You can wear the blazer

Over the top I don't have a blazer I don't own a blazer Does this theatre do a Frozen coke Chalk top combo Or is that It's at Spark Arena

It's the movie It's at Spark Arena Yeah they will do chalk tops But it might not be a combo Yeah I'd love a chalk top Is it at Spark Yeah It's huge Spark Arena. It's the movie. It's at Spark Arena. Yeah, they will do chalk tops, but it might not be a combo. Yeah, I'd love a chalk top. Is it at Spark? Yeah.

It's huge, yeah. What's Hamilton? And I think it's until mid-June, so yeah. Wow. Enjoy. I thought it was at the Civic. Yeah, I did too. Oh, so Hayley wouldn't have turned up. She would turn up to the Civic and be like,

where are you guys? Quiet, re-carpet. No, because they've got that other thing on there at the moment. It's Kinky Boots. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I think my mum was talking about bringing my nan up. Oh, right. Quite red carpet No because you've got That other thing on there At the moment It's kinky boots Oh yeah Oh yeah I think my mum was talking About bringing my nan up

Oh right Is it a bit of a Nan will freak out Far too busy for Marlene She won't handle it Far too busy God she'll see the She'll see the people

Living rough Oh yeah And she'll have a She'll have a couple of things To say next time I talk to her Of course she will You know now Yeah