ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 28th November 2024

Episode Date: November 27, 2024

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Network. Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bitter Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to A Little Bitter Pod. Just a reminder, our Christmas cocktail special shout outs are going to be recording soon. And the cutoff is the 4th of December, just days away.

So if you would like a Christmas Cocktail Special shoutout, go to zmonline.com slash cocktail special. Or if you're in New Zealand, you can just text the word cocktail special as one word to 9696 and we'll send you back a link. And then we're recording at the end of that week and they'll be out over Christmas, over the Christmas break. We've said it before, if you get it in on the 5th of December, you'll be told to suck it. Yeah.

I saw a great Christmas money-saving tip over the weekend. Go great. So this I thought was insane. Yep. Someone I know who I went to school with in Australia said the mall Santa photo granted a great Santa.

Just at the mall. Always a good Santa. Oh, always a good Santa. $49. Jesus. Australia. Jesus. That's a lot. That's insane, right? That's crazy.

And this kid really wanted a photo with Santa. Yeah. He was just like, $49. That's a lot of money. A lot of money. This time of year, $49. Yeah. Are you crazy?

So what he did, he's like, I've got a plan. We'll linger around because it says Santa is coming out at 1 o'clock. Okay. And at 10 to 1, they started loitering. Yeah. And the Santa walks out from the staffed area of the mall. Yes. And the kid walks up to him.

He's like, hi, Santa. Hi, Santa. Dad said, you've got to turn up the queue to 10. Yeah. We've got to have have Cause he'll just push past He'll be like sorry kids can't stop Yep If there's a bunch of kids it's not gonna happen He'll just be like fuck off Chris

I've got Christmas too He'll boot them with his big black boots So the kid went up Hi Santa hi Santa And dad's standing there with his phone And he's like Like says his kid's name His kid turns around

Santa looks up And he's like smile click Takes the photo for free Whoa that's sneaky. Loophole. We found ourselves. Do you know what? A Yuletide loophole.

I will say, and I don't want to lift the cover here, but that is not the real Santa. That's a Santa representative. It's a helper. Santa's helper. It's Santa's helper. But it's okay. But he's not getting paid per photo.

He's getting paid per the hour. He wouldn't go to shit, probably. No, the mall might come down on him, though. He's an old mate, and you know how they love their stickler for the rules. Nux. Unless that's rules that's going to cost them something. Who's Dr. Sean calling me for? Oh, you better answer.

Answer it. It might be about my hydrangeas. Is it about... What are you calling for? We're recording a podcast. Oh, sorry. This is... These are work hours, Dr. Shawnee. Vaughan wants to know if it's about his hydrangeas.

I did like his hydrangeas. I texted him back about them already this morning. Yeah, we've talked about hydrangeas. I'll give you a call. You want to get your bag, don't you? Well, no, I'm just calling to ask. I just dropped Jared at work. Are you going to be home soonish?

Yeah. I'll work for a while. Well, work for a little bit calling to ask, I just dropped Jared at work. Are you going to be home soonish or are you going to be at work for a while? Well, I'll work for a little bit. What time are you thinking? Yes, it's nine o'clock, so we're pretty due to knock off. He knows what we're talking about. He's a doctor. Are you not doctoring today? No, they shifted my days to Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday this week.

Oh, poor daughter. It's five day weekend. Five day weekend. Oh, no. Okay. Yeah, I'll just give. Five day weekend. Oh no. Okay. Yeah. I'll just give you a message when I finish here.

Can I quickly ask Dr. Shorty a question? Or just come to work maybe and linger here and then we can go to mine. He's not keen on that. I guess I could do that.

He doesn't want to do that. He doesn't want to do that. I wonder why. Really not keen on that. Can I ask Dr. Shorty a question?

I get anxious about the parking situation. Oh, yeah, he does. Pretty shit around there. If you're staying in the car, you just stay in the loading zone. Yeah, I'll message you when I finish here. Hayley does have a question. Dr. Shawnee, hi, darling.

Hi, sweaty hon. Hey, why would I be bruising more than normal? You've got a clotting disease. Oh, fuck. Is it menopause? Is it menopause? You've got a Clothing disease Oh fuck Is it menopause? Is it menopause? Nah it's just Low platelets

Am I It's what Low platelets Liver failure Low platelets Or liver failure You've got low lips Platelets

Low platelets Oh yeah Platelets All lips are different High or low Hers do look like Plates though Plates Okay thank you Dr. Shawnee Actually now that I've Thought about it All lips are different. High or low. Hers do look like plates though.

Plates! Okay, thank you, Dr. Shawnee. Now that I've thought about it, liver failure probably is the more correct answer. Wow, she only ever drinks in moderation. Wow, pot, kettle, black. Okay, love you, thank you. Oh, we hung up. It was a hard hang, wasn't it? It was a hard hang up.

Did you do it by accident? No, he did it. Oh, Dr. Shawnee. Unbelievable. Oh, God, hanging up on a free medical appointment. Unbelievable. Anyway, what were we talking about? The medical loophole.

The Christmas loophole. Christmas loophole. That's naughty behaviour. And that's going to be a shit picture that you'll genuinely never look at again. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Let me find it. No, you'll genuinely never look at again. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Let me find it. No, you'll never look at it again. You know what?

This kind of behaviour and encouraging this, though, is they're going to have to lead Santa out under a blanket. Oh, do you think so? This is what, or in a wheelie bin or some kind of, you know, like... Like when Taylor Swift was getting in and out of her New York apartment. Like, and how, was it, Adele was getting to the middle of her stage, you know, in a wheelie kind of. Oh, in like a box.

Oh, that's a great photo. That's a fucking great photo. That's a great photo. That's a freebie. And that looks like a Santa obliged as well. What I'm saying is it's a very obliging Santa. Yeah, that's a good Christmas loophole. That's a good Santa, man.

I've seen some shitters. Yeah, good stuff. Maybe that's why it was going to be $49. Should we go get one as a trio? That could be quite a cute thing to do. I think we should go to Animates. But there's AI now. Like, we don't need to go to... Add C.

In Photoshop, you could be like, add the best Santa in the world to this image. What if Santa's hot, though, and you can sit on his lap? I'd sit front-facing. Do you know what they should do at bars Bars for like Horny women like you Get a hot Santa Hot topless Santa For photos

You'd straddle him And be like Get a photo Hot Great idea Yeah great idea Hot God that's hot

It's quite hot Alright calm down I'm horny