ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod -28th November, 2025

Episode Date: November 27, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch saw something shocking at the gym!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the Zedium Podcast Network, it's Fletchforn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod, and I saw a penis at the gym. Fuck yeah. Who's penis? Your penis. Hell yeah, man. Not my penis. On the main gym floor, I saw a penis.

What? A floppy penis. Please tell me that is not your penis. If I see them, I want them to be rigid. You know, that's my preference when I see you, Willie. Okay, this is what happened. This is how I saw a penis at the gym. On the floor.

I was doing some abdominal exercises. I'm doing a 30-day ab thing. Challenge. After my workout, I do it. Yeah. It just makes me do it. It's good to be strong in the core. I don't work out my core.

What do you have to do for it? It depends what day it is born. Today, I've got a rest day tomorrow, which is great. I did skip a day, but we've got rest day, so we'll make it up. Today, we're doing 65 crunches, 65 Russian twists with a little. leg cycle. A Russian twist. A 65 second plank. Yeah. And opposite arm

and leg raises. Oh yeah, I love it. Yeah. So that's because it's only day four of 30. So we're... Oh, you're building it up. We're building it up. Anyway, I get to the last... Oh, we should join you and we should do it in the ad breaks. Can you do 60... Does it have to be in a row? Well, no, you just do them whenever you do them. Oh, we should do it. We'll join. So anyway... I'll join.

We'll join in tomorrow. I get through my list of things and I'm down to the... I think it was 60 second ab hold. So I put my phone and front of me I turn it on and I'm like bracing I'm like you know what do you call that plank planking and I'm like looking up at the clock and I'm like okay I've got a little bit of time left and beside me are two guys rugby lads I'd call them I'd say early 20s and one of them was doing pull-ups before I when I was doing my abs they were doing pull-ups and taking turns and one of them had like a one of the sticks that you used for like stretching oh yeah yeah yeah just a big

dowling for donatello to be donatello the ninja Turtle. No. And when one of them was doing pull-ups, the other one was kind of like poking him in the back and the butt kind of as a joke. Like, come on. Genuine friends. And so they were just joking around.

And so then when I did my hold, I turned around and one of them was doing a pull-up and his friend decided to down-trail him. But he down-trailed not just his pants, but his light cotton boxes. And his dick was just flopping out. And I was like, ah! And I just looked around. Dick on the floor. Luckily, like, we're on.

I was in the gym. There was maybe like... I'm calling bullshit on that noise. Three or four. Yeah, it was less of it. And wherever. I would know. I was actually like secondhand embarrassed with this guy and I like turned around and I

could just hear the guy say and they started laughing and then the guy was like, oh, I hope no one saw it. And I was like, I fucking saw it all. I thought I fucking saw it. How far down the legs are the shorts going to say how. When you said how far, I thought you were to say how fat was the dick. All the way. He jumped down and he quickly pulled his pants up.

Did you see his butthole as well? I know because he was side on to me. He was side on. And I was just like, oh my God, like this is 11 o'clock at the gym. How was, you know. Shannon wants to know if it was a good dick. What a purve, eh? What a...

Just disgusting. We would never talk like that. If this was two girls and this had happened, you wouldn't say, how good were the tits? Yes, you would. A hundred percent. How good were the tits? But wait a minute. If they're doing pull-ups,

Then it's an up-trail to see the tits. Yeah, I mean, it wouldn't. Up-trial. So, girls wouldn't do that to each other. Would have to hang by the legs upside down. Down-trail. There you go. And their tits would look great.

But also, girls wouldn't do that to each other. God, no. It's classic guys. Yeah. How good was that? How good was this? Floppy as well. You actually can't tell.

Some of the best sticks look terrible floppy. Yeah, and cardio really makes it retract up inside you. Yeah, yeah, it's protecting itself. You know. We talked about this. coined the phrase EDS back in the day. Yes. Exercise dick syndrome.

Yeah, right. Of course. It kind of goes, pulls up inside you. Blood used for the muscles. Yeah. Circulating and stuff. Nothing left for the dick. But wild, anyway, wild guys.

Wild times day. And is that, can I just clarify, that's the first dick you've seen at the Les Mills gym? Yeah, well, apart from my own when I go to the toilet. Yeah. Big, fucking fat paws in there. Just to confirm that, we've actually got a polygraph you operated from the FBI here. Well, there aren't that many down-tracks.

Hook him up. Look him, Max.