ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 28th September 2023

Episode Date: September 27, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Producer Carwen delivers some Mr Beast Chocolate for a live Taste Test!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with MyMackersRewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. It's all the rage. People have been trying to get their hands on this Mr. Beast chocolate. I know. And can we know, can we know who bought this chocolate?

Your boyfriend? Is he a Mr. Beast fanatic? Are you? No. No. this chocolate your boyfriend is he a mr beast fanatic are you no uh we were just joking about how viral it's become and like why so we were like we'll try it ourselves it was down at the supermarket underneath his work do you know like i i think i'm not a mr beast fanatic but i've seen a lot of the videos there's just it's the it's just more mind-blowing to me the guy's a content machine yeah and like lots of his interviews that he does

on podcasts and stuff come up on my tiktok and i'll sit and listen to him speak about it because he's very i don't know just like it's no fluke it's no fluke oh yeah he's a clever guy he analyzes a lot of things so he has a chocolate range he's teamed up with a chocolate making no these are festivals is it his because didn't he do the burgers? His burger barn was called Feastable or his burger place was called Feastables. One of those like pop up. Now, Carwin, don't tell us because you've tried it. Yeah.

But I don't hold out a lot of hope. Here's why. One, American. American chocolate shit. American chocolate shithouse. Two, very thin. Like that would be almost. What's it hiding? That's how many grams? That is 60 grams. American Chocolate Shit House. Two, very thin. Very thin. What's it hiding?

That's how many grams? That is 60 grams. That's nothing. And we worked out, what are those, if you get a chunky bar at the supermarket, what's that, like 40? Just your single serve is like 40. 45, 40.

Yeah. So I thought this would have weighed less than one of those because it's so thin, but it's not that much like Dimensions wise And the other reason I think it's going to be shithouse Because it's got on the front only four ingredients Yeah which is supposed to be Nah it's supposed to be like the selling point right

So the ingredients are Cane sugar, organic cocoa butter Organic cocoa mass and emulsifier Which is sunflower lectin So I mean it doesn't have a lot of crap in it. No. No, but I watched a video with Mr. Beast and he got bloody, what's his name, Gordon Ramsay to try it and be like, yeah, that's delicious.

But he would have freaking paid him to do it. Anyway, let us not cast judgment. We're going to try. Vaughan, open this. And what flavor is this? Chocolate. Just original chocolate. Just original chocolate.

I don't know how many options there are. Because, you know, I'm a Whittaker. I think I would rather see my children eating this than drinking that prime energy drink that that Logan Paul dude did. It's got warnings on it. Yeah. I'm just having a little bit here. Hang on, wait for me.

Very cocoa-y smelling. Yes. Very like pungently cocoa. Oh yeah, it smells dark. It's like cheap chocolate you get from Australia or America. Oh, that made my teeth sell. It's so sweet. I don't like it at all.

I know it's not attractive hearing people eat. It's a dark chocolate. Someone will get into it actually. Carwen, you didn't like this, did you? Absolutely not. It's so sweet. For a dark chocolate, I don't understand what's happening And just wait for the fun taste that will linger for the rest of the day That's the emulsifier right

It was so bad It tastes like vegetable oil It tastes like the stuff you'd buy for baking and you'd melt it down Yes it tastes like baking chocolate It tastes like baking chocolate But bad baking chocolate Not the stuff you'd steal from mum's pantry It doesn't have palm oil in it

But it's got that oily Yeah, coating Of when they put the palm oil in over the butter Yeah Because I was expecting like Easter egg chocolate But that, to me, that's worse than Easter egg chocolate Yeah, it is I'd say it's on par with that gross Australian chocolate

That Easter eggs are made of Yeah I'd put that on par with it Worse than carob Can't beat a peanut slab, though. Also, did we talk about the fact that it's $5 a block? Ooh! Yes!

There's no chocolate! Wait, you could get literally a block of Whittakers and get a little bit of change, maybe, if it's on special. So it's a comparable weight to a peanut slab and a peanut slab at the supermarket. Or actually, at Pack and Save, you can get a peanut slab for 99 cents. Oh.

So you can have five peanut slab rolls. Same price 99 cents Oh So you can do Five panty slab rolls Same price Yes That's good stuff I hate to say it If you go online I just google Mr Beast chocolate sucks

And you know He's fine This isn't gonna crush his empire No A lot of people agreeing A lot of people Which is that thing When you inhale

It's coated my mouth In something yuck Gordon Ramsay must have been paid Because there's no way Someone like him A chef With a fine palate. But what about if Gordon Ramsay's never experienced...

What if Nigella's never taken home a block of Whittaker's and Gordon Ramsay has never experienced it? Yeah, because Whittaker's has really stuffed it for us. Yeah. Yeah. We're so lucky we have great chocolate here.

We've got great dairy. If you're an international listener, you simply must try to get your hands on some New Zealand chocolate. Yeah. Or Whittaker's over Cadbury. Lindor balls. Lindor balls. Lindor balls.

Lindor to. Lindor to. Toblerone's good, Chucky. Last night, you know, our friend James is staying in my spare room while he finds a flat. By the way, found a flat. Oh, thank God. I'm going to be back to New Zealand. You're going to be so lonely.

You're going to be balls out, but lonely. I'm going to be balls out. It's going to be great. I mean, the separation is going to make you realize that you and James need to get married. No, I hardly ever see him, to be honest. I know, Aaron said this to me. Our kids, because you guys travel together heaps. Yeah.

You're not romantically involved and never have been, but our kids are just like, wouldn't it be nice? I know. We both say to each other, no offense, ooh, gross. Aaron's like, well, what if they got old? They lived together so well. They travelled together so well. They could just be like a couple of old uncles that lived together. No, we're friends.

I know you're friends. No, no, no, you don't need to be married, but you can do everything that married people do. Last night, he had a block of that new caramilk. What's it called? Levels? Layers. Layers. Just tell me, Jared.

Slice. Slice Jared Slice I didn't try but it looked so yum How did you say no? Caramel slice I don't like caramel because it's too much I know that's controversial Oh so it's got like different levels of different things

It's like good stuff Chocolate that I had recently that was really good Excuse me Bless you Sorry You're allergic Chocolates It's ruined me She's just found another food out of you I have recently that was really good. Excuse me. Bless you. Sorry. You're allergic. Chocolate's stung me.

She's just found another food out of you. I'm going to sue Mr Beast. Yeah, I'm going to sue him. He's good for it. For making you sneeze. Yeah. Yeah, you made me sneeze. That made me sneeze, which then pulled a muscle. You only gave me one eighth of the promised orgasm.

He'd probably build an entire courtroom, invite you along, and then at the end it would be a whole elaborate ruse. And he'd give you a Tesla and $20 million anyway. Oh, I'm happy. Either way it goes. Out of court settlements.