ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 29th April 2024

Episode Date: April 28, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Sharde interrupted Vaughan during a private moment...or did she?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod Great things are brewing at McCafe The perfect start to every day Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod Now, you guys will know Of late, particularly I've had quite a stiff lower back Yes, yeah, you've been wasted

I sit too much at work But then every time I What do you do? Oh yeah Stand, it's a noisy thing to stand It is noisy. Sit and stand. I'm all about a stand. I think we should get a standing desk.

I also feel a bit dominated by you. When I go higher. Yeah. You like it. You're sitting low. Santa would be beat down on you. I just know these things. But I've had a sore lower back.

Worse in the morning when I get up. Oh, yeah. Just because I haven't moved. If I get up by the late afternoon, it's fine. Why don't you go see someone about this back? Who? Dr. Wynn. No, go see a doctor because you might have something wrong.

Oh, my God. What about cancer? No, you could have. Oh, you've heard it. You might need an injection. I don't want an injection in the spine. I got the injection and it was amazing. Oh, my God.

Aaron gets them. I'm not getting an injection in the spine. I reckon I need another one. I reckon I'm doing another one. Yeah, they wear out, but life-changing. I'm not getting an injection In the spine It's like It's literally an epidural

But this feels Muscular Oh right It's a tightness It's not like an actual A pain You had a squishy disc Didn't you

Yeah Didn't you have a squashed disc Yeah Aaron had squashed out I've got a I've got a One that's slipping It's a slight slippage If I do go

And they say Oh cause they said to you, did you play a bit of cricket, hey? They said, yeah, did you do bowling? And I was like, yeah, I did. Running in, the cricket's quite intense, bit of speed and then the stopping and the bang. Cricket's an intense sport.

Yeah, the bowling part is. It'll ruin you. Yeah, it ruins you. And I would have stopped doing that when I was like, I don't know, mid-20s. I'm going to tell them I played semi-professional. I've made the IPL. Oh, wow.

If I even have to go and they say, did you play cricket? I'll be like, yeah, a couple of IPL seasons. Yeah, okay. They'll say, what happened to all the money? I'll be like, blowing it. Drugs. Terrible investments.

Yeah. Terrible investments. But at the weekend, I was putting on my socks in the bathroom. And what? In the toilet or bathroom? In the en-suite. Oh, yeah.

I don't want to brag. Wow. He's doing all right for himself. He. In the en-suite. Oh, yeah. I don't want to brag. Wow. He's doing all right for himself. He's got an en-suite. Got an en-suite. We don't have en-suites. You know, you built a huge walk-in wardrobe instead. Should have been an en-suite.

Yeah, should have definitely been an en-suite. It's big enough for both. So I was putting on socks. I had my foot up on the toilet and still the bending over and getting on. I was like. And I was trying to be quiet because Sade was asleep. Oh, yeah. She loves to sleep in.

And story for another time. And she was asleep. So I was putting on my socks and I was like, and I thought it's been real quiet. She's like, I hear, what are you doing in there? And I was like, huh? And she's like, what are you doing in there? I was like, I don't worry about it. And she's like, walks in, slides the door open.

Oh, you're putting on socks. She thought I was having a breathy wink. She thought I was having a breathy wink. Oh, my God. But even then, I was like, what if I had been? Just leave me to it. Why are you trying to bust in and be like, you dirty boy. It's not about you.

Yeah. Would she not let you have a breathy wank on the bed? I don't know what the breathy wank, I don't know. That's your house. Exactly, it's my house. You can have a breathy wank wherever you want. I pay council rates. I should be allowed to wank on that property whenever I want.

I love that Carwin's just walked in thinking we're live on air. No, we're not, we're not. It's the podcast, Darwin. Aaron did this to me once, literally like I'd say a month into us dating. And I was in his bathroom in his flat and I had a shower and I came back and said, did you have a nice time? I said, what do you mean? He said, I heard you having a bloody play with yourself.

I said, no, I wasn't. And I had been like moisturizing my whole body. Oh, so you do frantically wank though, I must't. And I had been like moisturizing my whole body. Oh. Slap, slap, slap. You do frantically wank though, I must say. I was like. He thought just because you were leathering yourself vigorously. You know, like out of breath. And you know the squeeze and the moisturizer out of the bottle.

Yeah. He's like, she's really going down on herself. I was the same. Even back then I was like Mind your own bloody business If I was Yeah Oh my god I was just like

I wasn't I have a very sore lower back Two I don't make these sounds When I am pleasuring myself What are your sounds? I'm silent Be quiet

I'm silent I'm a ninja Like No I'm silent I'm a ninja Like Death Death Death Death No I hate you I hate you

What are you doing Please accept Yeah Please accept You fucking useless Please accept I just Quiet

It's quiet And she's like It was literally like Like pain Like Okay This isn't good This is what you sound like

Putting soft socks on No no no But it was bad Because I was doing like Naughty lifting And using my back And I was very silly But now I'm stretching and stuff

It's been getting a little bit better Do you know what would be good For your back pain? Have a wink Have a wink Oh damn Use