ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 29th April 2026

Episode Date: April 28, 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod... Fletch has finally admitted he has a problem...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the Zedium Podcast Network, it's Fletchhorn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. And guys, I'm slowly, but surely getting used to glasses life. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Because, you know. They're so just become part of your face. I've forgotten this is a newish thing for you.

Well, they have, like, when I'm here at work, because I have a pair of glasses. I get here, I put them on. Yeah. And then I put them in my locker and I'm done. Yeah. But then I'm not used to, like, being somewhere that's not at home, work and needing my glasses because I don't have them all the time.

So you've got a work set? Yeah, they're just for reading. And you leave here and you've got a home set and you leave them there. Yes. Wow. But then I'll be like, sometimes I'll be somewhere in the menus real little and I'm like oh my God, I'm that blind now. Oh, doing the dad thing. Doing the dad thing. Doing the dad thing. Doing the dad thing.

Holding it out of my whole. I know. What is it? And so I don't want to bring my glasses with me because, you know, it's just I don't know. And then just like, oh, I'll leave the house and I'll be wearing them. And I'll be like, damn it. Yeah. I don't. I don't need them for it.

Because if it's anything more than a few metres, like from here to the screen, what's that, three metres? Yeah. It's blurry. I'd hit it with a four. Yeah. Four, that's three metres. Vaughn, how many metres is that from my face to their? Four.

Four. Four. Look, and he questioned a woman and he referred to a man. Oh, my fucking God. Get your tape measure out, I told you. I don't have it here, but I reckon, that's actually really, I think it's three and a half. It's four. Do we have a tape measure?

I shan't stand. This is in my car. I almost feel like we're going to come back. You have a tape measure somewhere around. There's one in my car. No, I won't stand for this. This is four. That's four.

Well, we'll measure it one day and we'll see who's. And we'll see who's right. But yeah, but glasses life, it's hard. And then so I've got my... Also because you don't have a purse. Like for a lady, if I was going out in my purse, I'd just keep a pair, right? A little cheap pair for menus and stuff.

Because you just wear your glasses everywhere. I just wear them all the time. Yeah. And I always put them here. And I did lose it here. I did lose it here. I did lose a pair earlier this year when they fell off and I didn't notice I'd fallen off. So that's always a danger.

But I always have sunglasses because my vision isn't for reading. It's for seeing far away. So I've got to have them for driving. Maybe I need a little cute monocle. I can just bring it out and be like, safety chain. A safety chain. And have them off and hanging around you. Oh, no.

See, I don't. I think a better use would be I've just looked up some man bags. Could you get contact lenses? No, because then I can't see any more than three meters. Fuck. Wait, what do you mean? No, because I make everything blurry when I'm not reading. They're only for reading.

They're for close up. Oh, wait. So those glasses affect your long vision because they help your short vision. When I see callers on the screen, I have to go like this. Yeah. Like a mum. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's why I don't take them everywhere.

So I'm getting used to, anyway, this morning I wake up and my glasses, because, you know, you do that. I woke up 20 minutes early and so I was like, I'll go on my phone. My glasses are next to my head. I did the same thing last time, by the way. I did my phone when I went my phone when I woke up. up early. Yeah, you got, you,

well, so you woke up at two, didn't you? Yeah, just before 1.30-ish. You got to be careful there.

But anyway, so I grab my glasses and I'm scrot and then my face lock won't work. Oh, mine works with sunglasses.

No, it works with my reading glasses. And I was like, and it kept like fucking not working. It was like, Mingar alert, Ming-A-Lurt.

And I'm just like, you know, sometimes early in the morning you're like, God, I must look terrible. Yeah, and I like,

so I was just reading the news and I was, the apps and it wouldn't open. I was like, put my PIN number. And then I finally get up. I turn the light on and that's when I look in the mirror and see I'm wearing my sunglasses.

Oh, right. Which are exactly the same as these glasses. Oh my God. It's so funny. The middle of the bloody night. Yeah, and I'm just like, oh, that's why my face... I can't see a bloody thing. Because my face lock doesn't work with my sunglasses for some reason.

Oh, weird. Well, probably not in the middle of the, you know, the dark. No. Yeah. Well, I'm getting used to glasses life. You're an idiot, May. And I think, honestly, so I've just. looked up there's a deadly pony's handbag

you could get a little man bag. I just don't want to have a man bag because I just get your shit in mind fuck you and fuck you for saying that that's three meters when it's four.