ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 29th August 2023

Episode Date: August 28, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley grill Georgia over some Studio changes!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fletchbourne and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. And we welcome our work colleague, Georgia Bird. And friend. Thank you. Work colleague and friend.

I'm still deciding. Professional acquaintance. Professional acquaintance. Woman of the people. The day chick. I am a woman of the people. She was, you are, because they wouldn't even let you into that store in Italy,

would they? No. Because you look like trash. Georgia walks in, she's got no idea what we're going to talk to her about. She's like, guys, don't bring up the Louie. Yeah. The Louie.

The bag is now, guys, don't bring up the Louie. I was like, what's the Louie? What bag? I don't know what you're talking about. She is just a woman of the people but I don't know what a 3000 dollar bag this is why I don't understand

why people go through and buy these ridiculously expensive bags because of the knock offs everyone assumes it's a knock off mine's too like there won't be

a knock off yet oh my god oh too current it's too new wow it's too new wow Hong Kong doesn't even know about it yet

I don't know we're dealing with Christchurch old money over here. Yeah. Oh, a fair bit of land under the... A houndstooth blazer. Yeah, under the family house.

Now she's taking the blazer off. It's not the blazer that's the problem, it's the $3,000 handbag. It's not $3,000. Well, this is not the reason that we got you in here to taunt you about your Louis. It's the fact that you messed with our studio yesterday. Oh, I had to. It was a mess.

You had a special guest in. Who joined you yesterday? Oh, the titty swims. And do you know what she did, Vaughn? She had the gay candle and the sign that says the Go Fuck Yourself Corner because he's...

Homophobic? Is he homophobic? Is he homophobic? Is he a homophobe? Does he not like to get fucked by men? Or anybody in the corner? Why did you hide all of our things? Why did you hide the gay candle?

Are you embarrassed about us? The topless man on the gay candle and the go fuck yourself sign. Why did you hide it from him? It might be because it's a little bit intrusive. No, it's not. It's a lovely light gag. The go fuck yourself one's a bit intrusive, right? What if he needed to get fucked? There's a little bit intrusive. No, it's not. It's a lovely light gag. The go fuck yourself one's a bit intrusive, right? What if he needed to get fucked?

There's no way for him to sit. To be fair, I actually had the candle out and then JP was the one that turned it around so you can see what was on the front. I didn't mind. What's wrong with a gay man's body that we light on fire with his crotch covered by roses? I do have to say the Star Wars had to be hid though because that's a little bit embarrassing. No. Fuck you on behalf of everybody.

You've upset him now. You come into the studio you hide everything. You're ashamed of us. Yeah. Oh my gosh. This is because we don't have a Louis. Yeah. When I asked Jaron and he said apparently his dad's a pastor. This guy's. I think his dad's a pastor, this guy's?

I think his dad is a, what's it called? Rigatoni. A ravioli. I love a rigatoni. Preacher. A preacher. Preacher. And he is the son of a preacher man.

He's the son of a preacher man. Wow. Yeah. And so you were like, well, we better hide the gay candle and the go fuck yourself sign. He might be a progressive preacher. That was hard to say. A progressive preacher. He might be a progressive preacher.

Progressive enough to be burning the gay candle and fucking himself? In the corner? Well. Perhaps. Not good enough for you now, are we? Now that you've got a Louis? Well, in my opinion, Teddy sinks. Guys, I think you should

Take these words back You don't know Who's going to hear this No it's too late You know I just don't Don't be embarrassed By the gay candle

Is all I'm saying The gay candle is fine I actually had the gay flag Left our flag up You left the gay flag up Didn't you So the gay flag's fine But not the gay body

Wow I'm also the gay body. That body, he looks like JT from you. He doesn't look like JT, actually. Who's JT? Justin Timberlake. Justin Timberlake. Yeah, Justin Timberlake.

Like early, early. Like post-Insync. Yeah. Crimea River. Not to be confused with JTT. Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Yeah, he's cute. He's ripping his shirt off. For the listener, he's ripping. Like, this is, you know, why would I hate him?

For the listener, he's ripping his shirt off to reveal his naked body and he's got flowers covering his death. Is there anything that actually says that that man is a homosexual? He could be a model, actually. He may have been appropriated by the gay candle people. I mean, the company that makes the candles called Peachy Kings feels pretty gay. Feels pretty gay.

But we know I'm all about showing off the naked bod because, I mean, why else would I have that? He's not naked enough. He's got a hat. You've got your cowboy calendar, don't you? Well, thank you, Georgia. Oh, no. Just don't change.

I haven't changed. For putting out the gay candle. You don't have to be cool in front of all your friends that play country music. Technically, he's soul. Don't change that play country music. Technically he's sold. Don't change who you are. Technically he's sold. He's sold. Sold.

As long as I am who I am. And so is this gay man on the candle. And this $3,000 handbag I picked up in France. It's not $3,000. It was from France. However, because I went there once. Must be nice. Must be nice. Must be nice.

Well, thank you. Well, I'll go get my cheap New Zealand handbag. Get out of here. You do fart. Wait, what a defense. Jesus Christ. I do fart. Your Honour, withdraw the charges.

She farts. Christ alive. She's a homophobic fart-ass. Yeah.