ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 29th August 2024

Episode Date: August 28, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Step aside *relevant viral video*, there's a new Sheriff in Viral Town and his name is...Producer Jared!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bitter Pod Great things are brewing at McCafe The perfect start to every day Welcome to A Little Bit of Porn Producer Jared has gone viral For more on that and the antivirals And I guess he's going to explain to his missus How he got it live on the podcast

Which I'm going to always really like those stories Where someone drags an STI into a relationship and then has to explain their way out of it that's not what's happening here

because whenever I would get a pap smear my doctor would always say we'll do an STI check and I'd be like yeah but I've been with my partner

for years and she'd be like I want that amount of freaking time everyone says that like the stories you hear so you got the

clap Jared no that's antibiotics you're riddled didn't put anything on the toilet Like the stories you hear. So you got the clap? Jared. No, that's antibiotics. You're riddled. Didn't put anything on the toilet seat. You've gone viral but not a virus. Not in the mainstream. Okay.

No, I... Mainstream is sort of the definition of going viral is that it kind of goes everywhere and everyone sees it. Thus being mainstream. No, that's why I said I've kind of gone viral. Okay. So you know my Facebook group That I'm a part of

Dull Men's Club Yeah Yes Yeah You boys stop lurking And left a comment Oh what did you say Wait did you put a post

Did you put a post up For Dull Men's Or did you just comment I just commented Oh Yeah but my comment Oof bit of traction Oh really

Okay what were you commenting on Um so Pavel Found a spoon on the beach, and the going theory... Are you familiar with Dull Men's Club? Yeah. Yeah, it's basically like, if you tell your wife it,

she's going to be like, who gives a fuck? Why the fuck are you telling me this? And then you tell a whole bunch of dudes, and they're just like, tell me more. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What about the spoon, Pavel?

I appreciate this. I appreciate this. Yeah, it is a great Facebook page. Yeah, and so he found a spoon washed up on the beach he was like this is from the titanic what i'll probably not probably not no and we've done some deep diving um my comment i left said i was actually on the titanic and can confirm i used the spoon. Wait, that's what you said. Oh, my God. Idiot! I actually happened to get off the Titanic in one of those safety boats.

Someone hovers over your profile. It's like, Jared Pickstock lives in Auckland. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 176 people think I'm pretty funny. Oh, wow. 176, that's good traction on Facebook. That's good. Not bad. Wow. So wow so yeah this is just the

start of my illustrious viral career are you gonna start commenting on more posts i think so i think the people want me to i think the people are crying for us yep there have been a few posts lately more instagram reels where the comments are like so funny so brutally funny where that you see a video that you're like oh and then someone just says just here for the comments and you go in the comments you're like oh the real world of comedians but people keep these posts in these reels up because a lot of them have like millions of views and so many comments but like they're brutal they would make me cry yeah if this was my reel if i get a reel suggested to me and i go and it says like doesn't have many likes yep and then i'll have 10 000 comments i'm like this is gonna be so mean yeah let's have a look

it is and it's like people maybe leave it up because they're getting all those well there was this one this one guy that had like a few of these videos and like so many comments and people were just being so mean but had like 11 million views wow so I guess they must get to this point where they're like well do I want the popularity but then do I want the incredible low self esteem

that comes with it I don't know I follow a page called cringy with a Q and it's all like the cringy content a Q And it's all like the cringey Content on Instagram That's so Just makes you want to unfollow And then yeah the comments are just amazing I love it

I love it so much I don't know the internet That's why I just don't comment On videos I would never do that Here's a granny licking up some whipped cream Hayley Oh she's mouthing the whole thing She's putting her whole mouth over there

Very suggestively She's doing a shot Are the comments ruthless? The comments are That's someone's gran I'm sorry y'all My grandma escaped my basement Alcohol destroys your body

She's only 38 It's so good. Yeah, okay. Let's just tread lightly into the comments section because you'll laugh and then you'll be like, well, that's me going to hell. Yep. I'll see you there.