ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod -29th August, 2025

Episode Date: August 29, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Has Hayley lost her passion for fashion?!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the Zedium Podcast Network, it's Fletchforn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to a little bit of pod. Guys, I'm going to a fashion show today. Well, fashion's your passion. Fashion is my passion. It's New Zealand Fashion Week. So I'm going to friend to the show, I'll call her, though I think she'll never come back, Karen Walker.

You did break her, Karen Walker, Barbie right in front of her. The one and only Barbie doll as well. That was just a one-off. So I'm going to Karen Walker X Addidas. Is she doing a little collo With Adidas? Yeah, they do it I say Adidas

Am I wrong? I say all day I dream about sex And here's the thing Like fashion is my passion Because I love clothing But I'm not really like a Follow the Trends gal

You know Like with what's cool with fashion Right And so they've sent me A jumper to wear And they said Can't wait to see how you style it And I'm one of, so there'll be like a couple of hundred people there,

but they've sent this to four of us. Oh, wow. And all of us have to style it differently. What do you mean, style it? It's a jumper. It's all the same. Oh, darling, darling. What am I going to, you can't just turn up in the jumper and nothing else.

Oh, a brooch. Oh, doughty. Actually, though, do you know what I mean? Broach is a back. Yeah. And a sailor hat. And a sailor hat. Broach and a sailor hat.

Broach and a sailor hat. So now I'm nervous that I'm one of the chosen four. to wear this jumper that I'm going to be it's going to be reflected to me that fashion is perhaps not my passion because sometimes fashion I don't fucking get it oh my God I see all these fashion shows

and I'm like who is wearing any of this no one like unless it's a brand that like you know like a normal like Karen Walker yeah totally but this one this one so what Karen's doing at the moment is like suiting and athleisure so I'm wearing a suit with the jumper and some sneakers but I was like it's not enough you showed me that guy on the catwalk before he looked like he was off to that

at Bergheim Club in Berlin at 2 a.m. Oh, fuck, I know. And, like, full leather, pang out of his face. And just, like, the kind of shit you'd never wear anywhere. No, I know, I know. Apart from Germany. I know. But I've been, like, seeing people at Fashion Week, and they're really, like, the Kiwis

are going hard. Now I feel like I'm boring, and now I don't know fashion anymore. And I'm scared. Someone wore clips in their hair. I was like, am I wearing clips in the hair? I would never go to a fashion show. I'm just like, I mean, look at me. I'm in a, like, pants.

And I'm in a sweater. And I'm in a sweater. a sweater with an oil stain on it. With the few of fucking oil stains today, by the pants. Yeah. I will say it's sad. The sard with oil removal there. It's really good.

And just to reiterate, we're actually not sponsored by sard. And I know that we go fucking hard on sart. Oil. Am I eating? You know what this is from? Pizza sloth. No, I had a mac and cheese with truffle oil. Yeah.

That's truffle oil. That's it. That's a truffle oil. All mac and cheese. It's a posh oil. It'll be cheese, pretty cheese. I sort of feel like I need to do something wacky. Do you know what?

That's sort of the fashion thing. Everyone does something like really bold. Yep. And so I've got this like jumper and wearing a suit. Okay, I've got it. Okay, waking me up. Okay, you've got the top. It's a jumper with like logos on it and I've got a suit on top.

Broach, suit on top, sailor hat, nothing underneath. Nothing. Just piss. What, straight puss on chair. Straight puss on chair. Haley. Haley, I just fucking recommended it. She can't be putting her puss on a fold-out chair.

This is a fold-out chair for fashion week. Stop it. What? I'll leave a mark. You did it. You did this, sir. Sir. Nothing underneath.

Jesus. This guy's banned for Fashion Week. Oh, you can't say this. Stop it. You did it.