ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 29th January 2025

Episode Date: January 28, 2025

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From the ZM Podcast Network, it's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. I've completely forgot to tell you guys. When I was away on holiday, I got in the wrong Uber. Did you? Have you ever done this? No. No?, I got in the wrong Uber. Did you? Have you ever done this? No. No.

No, because they always say your name at you. Hi, Hayley. In South America, especially, a lot of them have the pin codes. You've got to give the four-digit pin so you don't get in the wrong Uber, and it's like a safety thing. Yeah. But this was in- We were like, uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, seis.

I know. You're like, okay. Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, seis. Yeah. And you're like, ocho yeah and you're like ocho cuatro what's your pen number uno dos tres cuatro cinco cinco seis

it's never one two three no it's never it's never one two three but it was like kind of I was rushing and this guy

kind of pulled up you were Russian I was rushing since when have you been Russian and this guy the Uber driver winds down the window same color car

and it's like and I'm like yeah you say my name in Spanish wait so you didn't look at the number plate And this guy, the Uber driver, winds down the window, same color car, and is like, and I'm like, yeah! You're like, yeah, yeah, yeah. You say my name in Spanish. Wait, so you didn't look at the number plate? No, I didn't look at the plate.

I just get in, because I'm like, well, it says on the map he's here. And, you know, sometimes there's a slight delay. They pull up, but they haven't. Anyway. And I get in, and we're driving along, and I'm like, I'm pretty sure it's the other way. I'm pretty sure the airport's the other way. And I'm like, this is for Carl, right? And he's like, no. No, it's the other way i'm pretty sure the airport's the other way and i'm like this is for carl right and he's like no no it's not jesus christ i know you're in the back of some weird car and so he does a ue and travels me back at the hotel and i'm like oh my god i'm so sorry

i'm so sorry where's the guy where's whoever his i don't know he wasn't there he's in your car going to the fucking airport i didn't't even see when I got out. And then this other Uber I was in, the guy was speaking Spanish, had a full-on argument with his, I'm assuming, girlfriend? On the phone. For literally 10 minutes. It was quite heated. Fiery, eh?

Those Latinas? South Americans, yeah. But would you argue with your partner if the other person didn't understand your language? If she was just smoking hot Latino, I'd do whatever. I'd argue whenever. There wouldn't be a lot of arguments. Yes, mommy, yes, mommy. Yes, mommy, yes, mommy. See mommy, see mommy.

No, I love it when Uber drivers are on the phone. I never care. But if they have an argument, I'd be like... Yeah, no, they can do what they want. Do you chill out? A lot of them listen to something. I always find they talk to people. In New Zealand, they just say, I call you back or i'm with i'm busy i'll call you in five minutes well you know and then they'll ask about do you mind if i take a call i'm always like yeah it's

fine but this was like on the speakerphone he answered it was in a tesla he answered the call like on loudspeaker i was like this is wild like you're an uber i mean i'm guessing she knew he's an uber driver and so any conversation could be heard. How heated was it? Like, yeah. Like, heated. Like, going for it. Jesus.

Like, I mean, I knew the odd word, but the vast majority of it I had no idea, but I could tell it was heated. Anybody say puta? No, that's asshole, isn't it? Or is it bitch? Oh, you might be son of a bitch. Something like that.

I had an Uber ride over the weekend and it was... It was bitch. How did I know it was bitch? Pooter. Pooter. I don't know. Maybe you're watching. We're obviously watching different things.

I don't think he says bitch a lot. And the Uber ride was almost over an hour. It was a long ride. And I talked to him the whole time. This guy. He was like younger than me. He was running a charity. We talked and da-da-da-da-da.

And then he was talking about how much of a boozer he is. I was like, oh, gosh. Okay. Not right now, though. Not right now, though. Not right now. Hey, hey. It was weird.

You guys would have hated it. Literally talked for an hour. I was a stranger. Do you ever do the select no conversation? I feel bad doing that. No, I'm an asshole. Though I do select cool temperature and no one fucking listens. Cool, yeah, make it cool, baby.

Crank it down. How do I opt for freezing? Because I'm in the back and you're blocking all the hot. You're blocking it. All the cold air. You're blocking it. Yeah. I would say I've never been in an Uber that's cold enough.

Really? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I haven't ever Uber that's cold enough really yeah okay yeah I haven't ever it's not enough why ask me my preference for the temperature if you're not going to

abide by it but then if you're an Uber driver and somebody wanted it like stinking hot I'd be like absolutely not oh yeah if they said like 27

I'd be like I can't do that even in winter I can't drive with hot air oh it makes you feel sick yeah it makes you feel sick it's fake air it's fake air also It's fake air.

Also, like heated seats. When people with cars are like, who's got heated seats? I'm like, disgusting. Turn them on and then the minute you feel the first bit of heat, you turn them on. No, it's like you've shat yourself. It is like you've pissed and shat yourself.

I don't like to drive like that. Same, with a big swampy ass. But the rest of your body's cold. It's awful. It's a no. It's a no from me. Yuck.