ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 29th July 2023

Episode Date: July 28, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Vaughan's necklace is back to front!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fletchborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Got my necklace on backwards. Do you? Yeah. Oh, it's lying flat.

Yeah, the flat side's out. But do you know what? I wouldn't have even noticed. Do you know what? What? Can't be fucked up, is it? So what, you're just going to leave it on backwards? It's on backwards.

The slope to the angle side is against me. Oh, it looks the same. I know it looks the same, but I know it's not right and I keep

twisting it around to face the right thing. Yeah. And then. I've got stuff like that. I've got necklaces and not this one, but

I've got another one that's like got one side is supposed to be up and when it sits like that, you're like fuck. You feel it, but it's such a.

And yours is on a dandy little hook and thing that is quite hard to get on. Yours is on a rope. Yeah I've got to loosen the rope and pull it over my head and switch it around. You know I wore a dress backwards the whole day not so long ago. That's cool. I love when I see someone at the

gym and their t-shirt's on inside out. And so they're backwards. You're always like what a dick. Like did you not notice? But then I've also done that before as well. How quick? Yeah. How did this dress go on? Well, it's just like a sack t-shirt dress.

But essentially, like, if your t-shirt had it was longer. Yeah. And I just put it on in a hurry. I mean, we get up so early and then I just had it on. And then I was like. Did we notice? Did you have a tag on the front rubbing against the chest?

Yeah but I didn't feel it. Because lots of Sade's t-shirts when I'm doing like the laundry they don't they just have like a little screen print on the inside with the label and you wouldn't even notice if that was on the front No I think this one had a cotton like a soft cotton flap not like an itchy kind of plastic thing

but no and then i just you know like when your neckline's annoying you and i was like yeah yeah notice on this dress did you just pop your arms in and do that thing you twist it around yeah you don't do a full remove yeah when you're a kid and then your mom's like your t-shirts aren't backwards and you just pull your arms and it goes squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak and then pop them back out wait did you do this at work did we notice or did you get away with it? I got away with it. You were too embarrassed until now to bring it up for your damn kids. Yeah, I was. I just sort of...

It was so similar to the front. Apart from your early 2000s shell necklace, Fletch, have you ever worn a jewelry? Have you ever been a jewelry wearer? Do you have a Pounamu? Even the watch. No, even the Apple watch, which I started wearing a couple of years ago. You never wore watches.

I never wore watches. I don't even know how you wear rings, bangles. I can't do it. I hate it. I'm not wearing my rings today because I woke up with fat, swollen fingers. That's the reason. The only reason I don't wear my wedding ring is that it doesn't get over my knuckle anymore. That's why you guys have got to get silicon wedding rings.

They're all the rage. What? Okay. That's how you want to be proposed to, right? Yeah, with a silicon engagement ring. I'd be like, get the fuck out of here. Aaron proposed with a silicon ring. At least I was an electrician.

I mean, you don't sc't sculpt silicon. It's a fantastic product. Oh, it's wonderful. I plan to shove it in my tits one day. Are boobs still silicon? I don't know. Or are they saline? Oh, yeah. I've also never felt fake boobs.

Some of them are quite good. Some of them can be hard, though. Right. I was offered a feel once, and I turned it down, and I'm full of regret. Right. Surely from a curiosity's sake. Who offered you a feel of fake boobies? Brittany. Oh, okay.

Yeah, right. Okay. Not Spears. Not Spears. You were there. I believe we were both offered a feel if we wanted it. Right. Did I do it?

You went, ooh, yuck, like that. And I went, oh, don't say that. That way. And I said, oh, no. No, thanks. I'm fine. I did, like, a slight vom in my mouth. You were like, yuck, like that. And I went, oh, don't say that. And I said, oh, no, no thanks. I'm fine. I did like a slight vom in my mouth. You were like, meh, meh.

But, you know, and now I'm kind of like. You wish you had. Just to know what they feel like. Yeah, okay. I've never felt them. They definitely don't feel like a normal, not normal. I don't mean that they're not normal, but like a natural breast. They're definitely harder, but they're not as rock hard as, you know,

like in films sometimes they make them out to be like, you know, in Mean Girls with Amy Poehler, and she's got the fake tits and they look rock hard. Yes. They're not like that. Plus the two fake breasts I've tried, tried, had a squeeze on, have both been because of cancer. Gotcha.

So they haven't been Particularly massive Right yeah Or you know Gone just for aesthetics Yeah I think one of them Was like an A cup

Or a B cup Like small Right Yeah So interesting Yeah I haven't Never say no To a little squeeze of a tit

What's wrong with you Fake or real What an idiot I felt guilty You're majestic No it's fine Or like Shado wasn't even there

And it's weird to feel like Your friend's Mrs. T It was a little Fresh I had a friend have a grab Of my boobs the other day He was still paying them off Yeah

You know I'm like well maybe Once he's paid them off It was the 2000s They were expensive They were expensive I think they still are expensive Anyway I'm going to turn

This necklace around We did start this chat Yeah you sort yourself out The necklace being on the wrong way. See, look at this. It's as simple as this. 180 and she's on. She's back. Also, I need this restrung

because the knots come undone. Well, there's plenty of places that'll do it. Done. Pop in the shirt next to my fake titties which I actually own. I'm just too scared to touch. You don't touch them.