ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 29th July 2024
Episode Date: July 28, 2024On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Producer Carwen saved a buck!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod.
Now, Producer Carwen, you have saved six cents, I believe.
Holy shit, you must tell us your saving secret.
Cost of living crisis.
Tell us how to save six cents.
Listen, not too long ago, I know we spoke about how I love pack and save fuel
because you can get the 10 cents
off vouchers from the supermarket
go there, it's cheaper.
Now, I've been
kind of lazy lately. I respect
my car but carry on.
It's all the same.
It's all the same.
It's all the same.
It's not.
Lately I've been a little bit lazy and i've been getting
groceries delivered which means i don't get the little voucher oh yeah and the other day my fuel
light was on and i was like what am i gonna do there's a bp quite close to me right and i thought
they always have some sort of discount i'll be fine yeah they don't unless you have their new
i don't know reward thingy app thingy right. So I pulled into the bit where you usually fill up your car tyres, downloaded the app
real quick on data, very slow, and then signed up.
Gosh.
Signed up.
This is too much, isn't it?
Too much.
It hardly seems worth it.
Had to put my credit card details in.
Oh, no, I'm out.
Because you pay through the app.
I'm out.
Right, so like 10 minutes later.
Yeah, 10 minutes later, I got a discount off my fuel.
Six cents.
Six cents.
Off a litre?
Off a litre, yeah.
Oh, that's okay.
That's all right then.
How many litres does your car take?
From what petrol station?
BP.
Which famously runs about six cents more expensive.
So I don't think you saved nothing.
Which I am well aware of, right?
So that's why I was like, I have to get the discount.
Can I just pause to call you out, you piece of shit?
Don't you have an electric vehicle?
It's hybrid.
So what a piece of shit, what a steamy piece of shit.
No, she's half a piece of shit.
You are half a piece of shit.
I thought you were fully electric,
and now I can see very clearly you don't care about the world at all.
If you'd like to angle for me to get a pay raise
so I can afford a fully electric, happy for you to do so.
But unfortunately, hybrid was the only one on the budget.
I mean, I literally own a diesel car and a petrol car.
That's all I have.
That's fine.
So what are you going to do with your extra?
Let's call it 40 cents.
Yeah.
No, no, no.
Maybe it was like a dollar.
Okay.
What are you going to do with that dollar?
Dollar mix.
Dollar mix.
Dollar mix is high on the list.
But they're $2 nowadays.
Yeah.
That's the ish.
You get a good quality, a good amount of lollies.
I'm still getting a half price though, aren't I?
Girl math.
You did just girl math a dollar mix.
Okay, what else can you buy for a dollar these days?
Oh, that's like a dollar off my coffee.
Two chopper chops?
No, I think chopper chops are like a dollar now.
Yeah, I haven't had a chopper chop for years, but they're real expensive.
Every now and then I'll grab one.
Really?
Boy, oh boy, it's hard to get that wrapper off. What flavour? Well, but they're real expensive. Every now and then I'll grab one. Really?
Boy, oh boy, it's hard to get that wrapper off. What flavour?
Well, when you're on pingas and heading to the club.
Fucking adults eating lollipops and everyone's like, grow up.
Fuck you.
No, just every now and then I'll feel like a little boiled sweetie.
What flavour?
What was that episode of Kath and Kim where she had the Chupa Chup stuck in her hair?
Oh my God, that's right.
It took ecstasy, right?
Yeah, yeah.
I usually go cola.
I love cola.
Yeah, cola's...
None of the creams.
It was a cola.
None of the creams.
None of the creams.
Oh, not cream.
I'm like,
have a cream.
Cola and that was it.
Have a cup of milk,
you child.
Nah, cola, cola.