ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 29th July 2026

Episode Date: July 28, 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod... Meth Manor has been recognised!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the Zedium Podcast Network, it's Fletchhorn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Now, producer Shannon... She's been recognised. She has been recognised and she jumped into an Uber, I believe. Because you also don't have a car, do you, Shannon? No, I just flood around. No, you did.

Do you remember you did have a car and it got flooded? Well, yeah, so I had a car and there was a lot of tragedies with that car, but every time it rained, it flooded. and then the flooding cause black mold and I bistled it but it turns out black moulds like a little more serious than bistle It's a bit, it's a bit beyond a bistle It's kind of burn the car level

Even exit mold goes Woo Yeah, it does a little stretch before you spray it on a blackmone He's like, I'll try And I knew that it wouldn't pass a wharf And so it just was not warranted for a bit And then I was like, it's time to scrap Is there a black mould tick box

When you get a waff? Yes, but also it had like 10 other issues as well Oh, right, okay. Yeah. Yeah. So that car was scrapped. Shockingly got $400 for it. But no, no.

I don't own a car and I was Ubering home from the airport. Uber. Put my address in and obviously, so apartments in the CBD have names. Like the apartments have like a fun. Meth Manor. Yeah. Well, like, my apartment has a real name. I've accidentally set it on air once.

I won't do that again. But it's, we call it meth manner. Yeah. But there's a noun and then the word. word apartments. But when I Uber, I just put my actual address, not the apartment in. Let's say Apple Apartments. Yeah. So I put in my address and then as soon as I get in, the guy goes, ah, are we going to Apple Apartments? And I said, yes. And he goes, oh, and he like starts laughing. And I was like, yes, okay. And then he goes, which is your Uber driver?

You'll laugh at where I live? And then he goes, oh, I used to work in pest control and I've spent a lot of time there. Wow. Wow. Wow. What? The sun. Nagar continues with Meth Manorah. And I was just like, oh, okay. And I kind of laughed at it. And then he starts to just tell me every horrific story. Because when I think of an apartment, a big multi-level apartment block, I'm like, how does anything infest there?

Well, and that's the thing, because we don't get flies because I live too high up. Yep. They can't. They can't. Well, no, I've been at 2,000 metres on Mount Taranak End. There's big blowflies up there. I think there's just something about the city centre, According to my research, they don't go above level four.

I've never had a fly in my apartment. Or like any form of bug, never seen a spider or a cockroach or anything. That's one point for Meth Manor. It's because that guy that drives Uber now finished. He did it. He clocked it. He clocks with Methanah's infestation. Listen to this.

Flies can actively fly up to three and a half to six thousand feet under their own power. But they wouldn't. But specialised alpine species and wind currents can carry them as high as six and a half thousand meters. Wow. Wow. So there you go. Flies can go to level five.

Maybe you're just a cleaner. You don't have nice food for them. Yeah, true. Maybe the pigeons get them. Who knows? Yeah, the pigeons get them. Maybe they don't want your dairy chicken. Yeah, the pigeons break in all the time.

But no, so my over-driver is telling me every horrific story. And I said, what's the worst? Like, tell me more. I don't know why, but, you know, I was in for a half an hour drive. So I was just like here. Interesting. Yeah. And he starts telling me about, like, the most derelict people ever.

He was like there was so many bed bugs that you couldn't see the mattress. What? He was like, it was so infested. How does someone live like that? He was like, I don't know how someone lived there. He was like, it was the most disgusting thing. He's like, I've worked in pest control. It's the meth, you can't feel it through the meth scabs.

That's the grimmest thing I reckon I've said for a while. Yeah. But yes, just starts telling me about all these bedbugs. And he said that was the most common thing because they said, please don't tell me it's rats and stuff. And so how long, because we've talked about meth manner over the year. and you re-signed. How much long have we gone on this lease? I've got like 10 months, but I'm planning on resigning.

I spoke with my boyfriend recently. I don't think we rush into this. I don't think we rush into the re-signing. I genuinely love living there. Like, I truly have never been happier with the place I've lived. Okay. And who are we? Who are we to say?

If you are happy. Also, like, it's cheap and also, like, it's really handy for me at times, so can we just not put her off? Okay, okay. Oh, yeah, fair. Because I don't own a car, I have a car park in the city centre. It's a hot commodity for my friends to come use my car park. Have you thought about leasing that out to other people in the building? Yeah, so in the building, there's an ad board in my building,

and there's this one guy who gives $20 haircuts. And I have considered it. No. Okay, that's how you die. Yeah, but... That's probably where the lice is coming from. Oh! Oh, God.

Yeah. No, I've thought about it, but I haven't yet, but stay tuned. Okay, well. Another chapter from Myth Manor. I was about to say we still haven't actually been invited up the three of us, but I'm going to remember there's not enough space. Yeah, we don't all fit. You can only host one person at a time.

And Carwin's taken our spot. Yeah, she has.