ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 29th June 2023

Episode Date: June 28, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; All aboard the Smith Family Massage Train!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Download the MyMaccas app and use your points towards a coffee. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. I didn't even know I had a sore shoulder. Oh no. I didn't. Well, it's not like sore, but then this happened and it was sore.

Sade was walking, I was on the computer and Sade walked behind me and I said, shoulders, shoulders, shoulders and indicated I needed a shoulder rub. What a brat. What a brat. If she's going to read over my shoulder

like a nosy, lovely lady, I will require her to shoulder massage me while she reads. That's fair enough. It's payment for looking at the goss.

Yeah, she was like, rub, rub, rub, rub, rub and then she ran her thumbs down my shoulder blade and it was like, oh, rub, and then she ran her thumbs down my shoulder blade and it was like, oh, big thing here and pushed in this part on my shoulder blade

and I went, first time I actually made the noise, I was like, and my arm went like T-Rex and it sent like a tingle and I was like, and she's like,

oh my God, I don't think I've ever found a knot that big. When I was like, it's a tumor, it's a tumor, it's not a tumor. Of course you think it's a

tumour straight away. It could be. Did you text a friend of the show, Dr. Shawnee? With a picture of it? Yeah, yeah, and hid a hydrocortisone in it. I don't want to turn him on like that. When you're getting a massage and they get one of those knots, it is the worst. And they go, oh,

like that. And you're like, oh, very tight. You're like, yeah, oh very tight you're like yeah that's why i'm here paying all this money yeah it's me push it push it push it and then the girls my daughters heard the noise and they were like what was that noise and mom's like come and feel this and so they would come up and push their thumb and then i'd be like and then it just became this big like joke for the rest of the night i was sitting on the computer and then one would be like and i'd be like well'd be like sneak out behind you like an assassin

did it hurt good though? it hurt good yeah fuck I've got one of those really I can still feel it you need to get the massage gun with the finger nozzle

and get that right in there the two prongs? no the one I need a massage gun seat like like a massage chair no but a massage chair

doesn't get in enough like one of those like I want to target it I need something that's secured in the ground like a flagpole. Secures you down with a pole coming out of it that you sit on. I push into it. You need it. The massage gun's in the pole and it's in the ground and I just push.

You need a couch attachment. Do you know what I love for that is those hard balls, spiky balls. You put it on your shoulder and push against the wall. Yeah, there's one of those at the gym. Those are magical. What? No, no, no, the little, little shoulder and push against the wall. Yeah. There's one of those at the gym. Those are magical. What? No, no, no, the little, little ones. The little wee ones.

Yeah, it's tiny. It's like a tennis ball size. How's that not been stolen from the gym? It's on the squat rack. Well, I don't know because people don't steal from our gym because it's not any time fitness. Yes, they do. At the women's gym, everyone steals all the good stuff. What do you mean?

What do they steal? The squat rack pads, the hip thrust pads the um assistant pull-up bands what what why are you gonna take home a uh a pad all the time i'm like where's the pull-up assistant bands they're gone oh they're probably in the guy's gym because they actually use them what you know i see men use them because they're weak little bitches women don't need them as pull-ups up no but there's this one and it goes into the squat and you just push against it. And it turns and it's like... It's like hard plastic but knotty.

Oh, I want it. So bad. So do you need a thumb in there today? I don't know. If you want to get a thumb in there. Get the gun in there. It's here. I actually don't want to feel it.

It's kind of a bit weird. Can I feel it? Yeah. You run your hand down my shoulder blade and you'll feel it. Can we get the noise? Can we get the noise? Get the actual legitimate. Coming down here.

Yeah. Oh, oh. Wait, so this. That's fine. There. Oh, yeah. Can you feel that in there? Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God, this thing. What is it? It's a tumor. It feels like a tumor. Okay. it? It's a chair. It's a tumor. It feels like a tumor. Okay. Yeah, it's a big gnaw.