ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 29th March 2024

Episode Date: March 28, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Producer Jared got on the goon!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bitter Pod Great things are brewing at McCafe, the perfect start to every day Welcome to A Little Bitter Pod, and producer Jared is a classy lady I thought when he sent through this A classy lady! A classy dame I thought when he sent through this photo it was like, oh my god, look at this thing But it wasn't, he'd already purchased it

Yeah, yeah It is, Jared. A pina colada goon. A pina colada goon. Okay, I'm listening. So for those international listeners that don't know the term goon, that would be a cask. A cask of wine.

And a box. A cask of wine, usually. A cask of pina colada. A cocktail in a box. I'm not against that. Has it always been cold? Or was it at room temperature and when you purchased it, you had to refrigerate it?

Oh, no, it came from the fridge. Yeah, because milk. It's got a dairy element to it. Well, not dairy. Usually it would be coconut. Oh, yeah. It was, I mean, I don't want to say it was pretty good, but it was drinkable.

I make a good pina colada and blue coconut based drink. I'm just, I'm anti the colada. You're not a Bailey's lady either. You're not a Bailey's girl. I do a Bailey's at a squeeze, but I'm not doing a pina colada. It's too milky. I mean, literally once my best friend and I were having drinks and stuff. She made us pina coladas.

The next day she messaged me. She was like, I just worked out the calories and what we had. It was coconut cream, pineapple juice, all the sugar, and then the booze. It was thousands. We were like, oh, shit. Oh, no. No, because I've just had too many bad nights on goon cocktails. Oh, goon cocktails.

You've had goon cocktails? Well, just cocktails in a bottle, pre-max. There was a Tetra Pak vibe on cocktails maybe 15 years ago, and they were so strong and so sugary it made me a particularly demonic man. Oh really? Turned you into a bit of a bastard? Turned me into a real prick. You're not a mean drunk. No I know

but these were, I don't know, I think it was because it was so sugary you were all hyped up. Yeah. You get a bit excited sometimes don't you? Get a bit excited. So you've had you and you had a big night on these goons yeah uh my mate tradie sam came around um and we smashed back a few pina coladas played some board games and then had to stop playing the board games because we were too drunk oh really do you have another friend called sam no because it should just be sam no but he

he is tradie you only give someone a nickname if there's two. If there's two of them. One or more. No, because we call James Big Hearted James. No, Gay James. Gay James and then Big Hearted. No, but we've got many Jameses in our lives. But there's a few Jameses, yeah, in the mix. Well, there's Todd. There's Hot Toddy.

There's two Todds. Yeah, there's two Todds. That gets confusing. I can't call him Hot Sammy. Yes, you can. Is this the Landscaper Sam? Yeah. Is he hot?

Oh, yeah, I've met him. He's a locker. He's fucking stacked. Yeah, he's a locker. The dude's a... You can tell that guy's been on the Landscape of Sand? Yeah. Is it hot? Oh, yeah, I've met him. He's fucking stacked. Yeah, he's... The dude's a... You can tell that guy's been on the arse end of a shovel. Yeah. He's stacked. He's not afraid of a hard day's labour.

No. Absolutely not. I reckon if he had a trailer load of mulch, he'd unload it by hand with a shovel. Square mile shovel. He's not a fucking idiot. Yeah. But he'd get it done.

Why is a tradie drinking goon pina colada? Well, he showed up with a box of beers, and I said, mate, put those away. JP's got it sorted. Give me a glass. Go to the fridge. Oh, yeah, I like that. I don't like it at all. It was a day.

I think I want to place an order, because you know my man, who's a big boy but loves a pina colada, he is getting into woodwork and I saw a thing on Instagram and it was like a beautiful wooden kind of box that you would slide a goon into and it's on a stand now that makes me want to drink more goon based beverages

you can leave it on your bench of your nice kitchen and it won't look trash other than the little plastic nozzle poking through but I could place an order but for me it needs to be refrigerated because I don't drink, I'm not a wine guy. Yeah, it was a red wine. It was more of a red wine goon sack,

such your medium dries. Do you have one of those water things on your fridge? No, I don't. I'm poor. Okay, well Vaughn does, so he could fill up his water dispenser with pina colada goon. No, no.

No, because mine's plumbed. You'd have to hack into the mains i've got one that's not plumbed but the instruction manual clearly states not to put anything in the water that is not water oh how would they know they don't know no because it glunks up the tubes but you could put a you could put a wash through a margarita or something something more more liquidy. Yeah, maybe. The taste is staying, though.

Yeah. What, are you mad that your water tastes like margaritas? What's wrong with you? There is an argument to be made that margaritas are less thick than Fletcher's normal water. Yeah, you're right, actually. He's there, bro. He's got thick cold water. You've got horrible thick inner city water.

We have been talking about where our next podcast special, cocktail special will be filmed, recorded. It's going to be your house, isn't it?

I've donated my house because it's going to be like a midwinter Christmas vibe and I've got the fireplace. Yeah, nice. We'll gather

around in the green lounge. I'll put the Christmas tree up. Green room, red couch. Yeah, I love that. Just gagging for it.

And Aaron makes killer cocktails. He does. He'll be on the shirtless. We're going with a shirtless for Aaron? Yeah, I'm going to get a shirtless and some hot pants. Yeah. We'll get some of the gaggle round as well.

Oh, my God. I can't wait. I'll bring the Guna Pina Coladas. No, thank you. No, thank you.