ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 29th March 2026

Episode Date: March 28, 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Patsy has been roped into some illegal business... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the Zedium Podcast Network, it's Fletchfallen and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Do you know what? There was almost some sneakiness in my abode. What do you mean? So a friend of mine is, he works for a company that was running a bake-off, like a little, you know, how businesses will go do a little internal baking competition thing. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and everyone submits a dish, a baked dish, and then they all kind of judge it and whatnot. Is this the same workplace that just did the biggest loser? Yes. So they've gone from losing weight as a workplace to putting it all back on with baked goods. I know, we were talking about that, being like, oh, that seems a bit sort of reductive.

Should have done that before the losing weight challenge. Yeah, they've done it all backwards. Anyway, so he wasn't really sure what to make. So he tried, I'm going to say it, he tried to commit fraud. Okay. And he had tasted my mother's, not Turkish delight. Yes, Turkish. No, no, no, baklava.

Careful. Baclava. You don't want your mates tasting your mum's Turkish delight. Vaughan. Do not speak about Patsy like that, please. I wasn't. I'm going to tell you said that. I think she would be upset with you.

She'd be honored that I would refer to it as a Turkish July. Not a Baclava. Bachlava. Has Patsy got a flanky Baclava? She, Patsy's Baclava flakes? It's ooey, it's gooey, it's full of nuts. It's just a phenomenal bechlava. I'm not about the bag, it's too flaky for me.

I'm not a fan of pastry. He makes a good bachlava. I love a bar. With 24 layers of filo pastry. Oh my goodness. And he's back. Pistachios and walnuts and the rose syrup. It's amazing.

Anyway, so my friend had tasted this and was like, that's like unbeatable. Yeah. And so he approached my mum and asked if she would simply, make him one to submit. Wait, workplace fraud. You said fraud and now I completely agree. It's fraudulent.

Workplace fraud. And now luckily, Patsy, being the Christian woman she is. Yeah. Doesn't believe God. Refuse to partake in this fraudulent behavior. Oh, wow.

She drew the line. Yeah, she agreed to share the recipe. Now, did she draw the line because she couldn't be bothered? Because it's quite, it sounds like quite a faft. to make. It's a lot of fath. Yeah.

Yeah, I think she couldn't be fucked. You know what I mean? She was just like, I can't be bothered with that. But I couldn't believe. The fraud about to happen in my house. Anyway, he has made it himself and did a good job of it with Patsy's assistant. Yeah, right. But no, she was hands off and she simply coached him through her sticky,

Bchla-a. Yeah, but you know someone's going to come in with a delicious chocolate cake or carrot cake or something. Well, it's user votes. It's user votes, but I've also heard there is more suspected fraud because there was one, Black Forest cake, a gatto, that... Came on a plastic tray with a secret plastic lid? No, not that obvious, but my friend was suspicious.

It was storeboard. Oh, really? Yeah, it just gave big storeboard. You can tell. You can tell it was too finessed. But anyway, no crime was committed in my house. Right, and who won, though? It's ongoing.

It's all, what, every day. The Bha-Lavar is being submitted today. Oh, okay. So it goes on throughout the week, like this, you can kind of... The thing about a... The faglach is it's not... is generally appealing. It doesn't appeal to everybody, does it?

Whereas, like you say, a chocolate cake is appealing to everybody, yeah. You're boring, you're boring boomers, and you're like, people that grew up on chicken nuggets, and we all know one of them, they'll be scoffing at the Bachelava, because they've never heard of it before, and it sounds foreign. You think the Bach-c-Lava feels too ethnic? The Bac-c-c-c-c-b... That sounds much.

I think you've gone too far there. For them. Canceled. I'll get Patsy, because you guys will really enjoy it if you're on the fence with B'clova. Bala clava. You'll love Panties Bela clava. You'll love Pansy's Belaelaela.

I don't think I've ever had a homemade back.