ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 29th November 2023

Episode Date: November 28, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch went on a weekend hike!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fletchborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Now you may have noticed my prep email. We each send emails each night. A little behind the scenes. A little behind the scenes.

We'll go home, do our thing during the day, and then in the evening, afternoon, we'll scour the internet. Worst part of my day. I forget about it, and then I'm in bed at nine, and I the evening, afternoon, we'll scour the internet. Worst part of my day. I forget about it and then I'm in bed at nine like, oh, fuck.

Or you just do it when you arrive at work. Or I do it when I arrive in the morning like, ugh. And it's hard, especially on a Monday, it's hard because the American

or the Northern Hemisphere, there's nothing online. Like, websites just are on holiday. But Monday should be easy because you've been out living your life all weekend and you should come to it with personal stories to regale us with about what you did at the weekend like you climbed a volcano that's pretty interesting yeah that's pretty cool that's

pretty cool i didn't share that though i walked pretty much 22 kilometers it's a half marathon do you know walked it you lazy shit if you do a half marathon yesterday staining the deck what isn't that insane how many steps I must have taken? Yeah, my watch is like, I did 28,000 steps yesterday. Oh, wow. And because they were little steps, I didn't do like a half marathon. Can you show us your little steps? Oh, that's cheating.

But you didn't do a time lapse of your deck. No. I love when you do that. I know. I just couldn't be fucked. This is my problem lately. I'm like, oh, I should put this on social media. And then I'm like, fuck, why?

That's going to be the effort. I'm just like, I'm just... I got taken away on a lovely Disney cruise last week on the proviso that I was to tell other people about it. I'm not left behind. All the other people that were on it, all the other people in the media were smashing the other content. And I was just like,

I just fucking like, actually quite like spending some chill time with my family. But the thing is, you've had the experience. What are they going to do? Take it away from you? They can't. They might not invite me to the next experience.

Yeah, that's true. Just do it. The reason I bring up the whole behind the scenes, you know, we get the prep emails and stuff. When I sent my prep email last night, we've been counting down. Vaughn and I both do this.

We count down the days to our holidays. You know, like, I start. Although we don't love being here. I start from the day we get back from the last holiday've been counting down Vaughan and I both did this We'd count down the days To our holidays You know like Although we don't love being here I start from the day We get back from the last holiday Yeah so Vaughan's like 4,224 shows Until the next Christmas break

And so I was like You know Whatever days So's left So's E-so-w-s Did you notice this typo In my yesterday's pre

So's My H-cam My keyboard's stuck Sticky It won't press Oh no I have to go real What's it What's happened Did you notice this typo in my yesterday's pre? My H cam, my keyboard's stuck, sticky. It won't press. Oh, no. I have to go, what's happened? Do you know what's going to happen?

You're going to sound like the bloody guy who calls me Ailey in the voiceovers. Ailing. Fletch, Vaughn, and Ailey. You'll be Fletch, Vaughn. My Vaughn still could sound like Vaughn without the H. It's a useless H, yours. It is. It's a soft match.

It's really integral. It's integral. And one of the voiceover guys goes, ZM with Fletch, Vaughn, the H It's a useless H yours Whereas mine's It's a soft H Really integral It's integral And then one of the Voice over guys goes ZM with Fletch Vaughn and Ailey I'm always like Cheers mate

There's an H in there I know So I don't know What I'm going to have to do Like I can't see Any visible Like food that's got in there How are you going to

Tell us you're laughing Or I could do J's Like cha cha cha cha cha Or ga ga ga ga ga ga Yeah I always do a ga ga Or a ja ja by mistake When I'm trying to do a ha ha Yeah ja ja ja ja ja ja

How do you clean Like what do you How do you I'm going to need a new keyboard Yeah Is this your Your remote What the one you plug into

Your proper computer Yeah Too much jizz Yeah he has been He's been absolutely Spying that thing silly You've been smacking off Of the laptop

Absolutely not God it's weird that he goes To the spare room computer rather than just a sort of laptop in the boudoir. No, that's not. And I've stayed in that spare room. I've been saying as well

you're still smacking off at a desktop in 2023. Yeah, that's wild. We've got laptops and phones, bro. Give it with a future. iPad. All manner of things. Televisions.

Yeah. You just get a new keyboard. Do you ever stream porn to your TV? No. You can see my TV from the street. Yeah, put your curtains. Have you ever? No. Because I just get a new keyboard. Do you ever stream porn to your TV? No. You can see my TV from the street. Yeah, pull your curtains. Have you ever? No, because I've got a fucking family.

That's why. Well, that's on you. You didn't have to do that. And prior to that, you couldn't stream it. You didn't have to do that. We've chosen not to. Plus, we've got no curtains in our kitchen and that backside of the thing. Yeah, you'd be driving down that road and see something on the big screen.

Yeah. And it's an 85-inch. You'll want it. It's a biggie. Thank you for noticing. Yeah, Jeepers, Jeepers, making up for something. My tiny little penis.