ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 29th November 2024

Episode Date: November 28, 2024

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The ZM Podcast Network Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod Went to Moana 2. The movie. The movie. I didn't know they were doing a number two.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they're doing a live action one. They're doing a live, they've started filming that. And they've done a te reo Maori one. So this Moana 2 was the first time that a te reo version of a Disney movie was released at the same time. Oh, kia ora. As an English. Yeah.

As an English movie there's one of the one of the cast of Moana in the Te Reo Maori version I taught her for a while I taught her some acting

for a while did you which one which Afi Maya Fraser she is has a phenomenal voice and she was doing a

musical theatre course in Wellington and I taught some improvisation at the course because aaron was head of acting why did you need wait so you were a nepo you were a nepo teacher yeah i did a couple of weeks of um acting teaching there right so i just hope i get a little thanks for the credits she's one of the main parts. She's like a really interesting character. Her voice is insanity. Is she in both the,

yeah, dude. Like. Cause when I heard it, I was like, well, that's definitely, and this is the other thing,

Kiwi accents throughout this movie. Oh, Kia ora. Kiwi accents all throughout the movie. It'll be a big movie too, won't it? Cause everyone loved Moana. I was just looking to see if she is both the voice for that character in the,

I don't. Yeah, she is. Oh my God. Amazing. She is. She's both in the Maori language dub and the English dub. So basically, Hayley is in Moana too. Is it Moana is what we're saying? Hayley is a Hoana. Which is another Maori name.

Hayley is an instrumental building block. That is really insane. And this is a real career highlight for me. And when Afi Maifreza wins her Oscar, I await my thanks. Okay. This is incredible. You'll be like, yes, please thank me. Fuck, I really made that one about me, didn't I?

So quickly. This is your gift. This is your gift. It is your gift. I'm so gifted. To make everything about you. Well, again, you just made it about you in a different way. When people say I'm gifted, that's what they mean.

Your gift is being able to talk about yourself. Now, I want to talk about what happened before we went to the Moana movie. Oh, okay. We went for a bite to eat. By the way, this free invite to a movie premiere turned into a fucking expensive night. I bet. Because when I went to validate my car parking at the end, Event Cinemas in Newmarket's validation machine said,

your car is not currently in the building. Oh, mine's been doing that recently. And I've got a slightly bent number plate and it doesn't read it. Ah. I don't know what the story is. It says the car's not in the thing, so Sade went into her Westfield app

and it said not in the thing. I was like, maybe it's because we came in after five and it's free parking for members after five. They're just like, forget about it. You're not even here. Yeah. We went to go out and got there and it was $20. Yikes.

Well, you should email them a very terse email today. I think I will email them a terse email. Who do I email? Parkingatwestfield.co.nz. Yeah, and then you say to whom it may concern. I write to you very tersely. Yes. You should get AI or GPT to do some kind of legal letter.

Yes. That'll scare the shit out of them. Legal. Yes, I am considering legal action if the issue is not resolved within 24 hours. Yeah. Fantastic. And also, the movie's told me, girls, we're not getting ice creams before because these things often, they'll pass you an ice cream on the way in.

Freebie. Yeah, right. There was no ice cream on the way in. So then when we got our seats, they were like, well, how about them ice creams now, pappy? Well, just sit them down and say there's a cost of living crisis. So then I went and got an ice cream on the way in, so then when we got our seats, they were like, well, how about them ice creams now, pappy? Well, you just sit them down and say there's a cost of living crisis. So then I went and got an ice cream. You need to put that financial burden on them at a young age. No choc-tops.

No choc-tops. There was no choc-tops that sold out of choc-tops. I don't fuck with a choc-top anyway. Why don't you fuck with a choc-top? I'll just get more of a branded one. Yeah, a lot of them sell the- That's what they made me buy, the branded one. Yeah, the branded ones are better.

They're better. They are better. There's more ice cream in a choc-top and branded one. Yeah, the branded ones are better. They're way better. They are better. There's more ice cream in a Choc Top and you get a cone. Nah. Nah, they're rubbish. They're not as good. We should do this as a silly little poll. They're hard as fuck.

We should do this as a silly little poll. Yes. At the movies, do you get a Choc Top or branded ice cream? Yeah. I think you'll find branded ice cream wins now. I think you'll find Choc Top. They're just more exciting, the more advanced. A nutty Choc Top.

A lot of them do those carpety ones. They're real lovely. That was what I had last night right. Choc-tops. They're just more exciting, more advanced. A nutty choc-top. A lot of them do those carpety ones. They're real lovely. That was what I had last night. The white chocolate and the raspberry. I love that. I love that.

Manuka honey and, you know the manuka honey one? I had the salted caramel, Marlboro sea salt and vinegar. Yeah, see we're wankers now. I love that. Yeah, Marlboro sea salt

and chilli pepper. $7 each for those little ones. So if anyone's keeping a tally, we're at $48 already and they haven't even been out for dinner. Everybody knows you go to the supermarket and buy snacks and sneak them in. God, fuck! This is why you have to have wine for the handbag.

So we went out for dinner beforehand to a burger place and Shade ordered a glass of rosé. I, by the way, have come up with a restaurant hack. Okay, what is it? If you believe you're going to be there long enough to drink two beers, you just get two beers right off the bat. Why? Oh, I'm a big fan of double parking. Yeah, I was like, oh, can I get this burger and two of those beers?

Yeah. And then she thought one of the beers must be for Sade, and then Sade said, I'll have a rosé. And this woman looked funny, and then I carried away the two beers. Like, these are both for me. Although I will say we're mostly against QR codes here at the show, aren't we? Oh, my God. Give me some personal experience.

Talk to me. One-on-one, look me in the eye. Drinks are pretty good with the QR codes. Yeah. Keep on coming. Yeah. Don't have to go up. That's why I was going to have to go back up to the counter for another beer.

I was like, I reckon I'll be, sit down and I'll be two beers, dude. Yeah. So I got two beers, sat down. Sade ordered a rosé. They were like, we'll bring it to you. So we sat down and then she, the young lady appears and she plops in front of shardé a yellow wine oh yeah not a white wine should be pink not a pink rosé a yellow wine right and shardé said oh i asked for the rosé and the girl said that is rosé and i said it's not pink and she said oh it's

rosé and then i sniffed it and i was like doesn't smell like rosé should i taste it she's like it doesn't taste like rosé and this girl just kind of at this stage just walked away right she's like i can't be fucked with these demanding white people yeah these these white motherfuckers are not drinking the rosé because it's yellow yeah it was like a really yellow sad that's chardonnay i thought it was chardonnay by the color alone but it was like a really yellow salve. That's Chardonnay. I thought it was Chardonnay by the colour of the line, but it was like this super yellow salve. Why did she keep saying it was rosé? I don't know.

When Chardonnay went back up, she said, oh, this isn't, we've just tasted it, it's definitely not rosé. And she said it came out of the bottle with rosé on it. And she turned around and grabbed the bottle and turned around with the salve bottle. What the fuck has she done there? She just poured a salve. And then kept trying to say that rosé was on it.

Unless she was like, the rosé bottle was beside it. Yeah, she sounds awfully confused. But then she poured a rosé into the glass, and there was a vast difference. She's like, oh, I'm sorry about that. Was this woman intoxicated? I don't know. Maybe she'd been on the salves and the rosés.

Maybe she'd hooned the rosé and then was like, this is a rosé. This is not a rosé. I think that rosé's in your belly hole. What do you want? So what? Shall I have a couple of sips before you gave it back? Yeah, we did one of that. We did that thing where you drink enough of that.

It's like a burger. You take one bite, you take two bites. You take one third small bite, and then you take it back home, and it's like, this isn't the one I want. I just need to try this. There's a slither. No, that's definitely Savion Blanc. There's a slither of burger left, and you're like,

I don't think it's cooked right. Yeah, for me, it just wasn't quite right. This didn't have cheese on it. Yeah. Yeah,ither of burger left in your life. I don't think it's cooked right. Yeah. For me it just wasn't quite right. This didn't have cheese on it. Yeah. Yeah. I just realized.

I just realized what's off is there's no cheese. No cheese. And I don't think there were any pickles. I may have already eaten the pickles but

I can't see any trace of a pickle on this slither of burger. No pickles here. No pickles here. But anyway it was solved. Don't try to sell me

a save as a rose I think you. You definitely don't.