ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 29th October 2023

Episode Date: October 28, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Producer Carwen got her hands on an Axe!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fletchbourne and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. And it turns out we have a potential axe murderer in our midst. I know. I'm actually scared I can't even look at her. I actually feel physically threatened. Do you remember that movie So I Married an Axe Murderer?

Yes. Oh my god, yes! With Mike Myers. With Mike Myers. Sweet, innocent Carween, producer. Why have you become such a violent woman? Look at that giggle, that's deceptive.

No, we've driven her to it. Yeah, we have. Yeah, just think of this next time you were really irritating her. Yeah. So an axe is going to come flying through the studio door. Yeah. No, I just went to one of those, like, axe places where you go through some axes, have a drink. I want to go to one of these places. There's one right down the road.

Let's go right now. Where? Just down on Galatas Road. Of K Road. Oh, yeah, that's over there. You're pointing the wrong way. This was a generic point. You are pointing the wrong way.

Also, yeah, when you were like that, I thought that was Vic Park. I thought pointing the wrong way. This was a generic pointing way. I thought that was Vic Park. I thought she was pointing towards the old Vic Park. There's also one on, I think, Nelson Street. Right. Did they have one in Wellington on Courtney Place and they shut it down because of all the boozy? No, they moved it around the corner, didn't they? Oh, they moved it.

They moved it. It's just around the corner. Oh, right. Yeah, they had X throwing. You shouldn't be doing that on Courtney Place. No, not on Courtney Place. Are you quite good? Yeah, they had axe throwing. You shouldn't be doing that on Courtney Place. No, not on Courtney Place. Are you quite good? Yeah, really good.

So I've done it before one time with Drax Project or Foley, one of the Kiwi artists that we were doing some content for. Name dropping.

It was with my friends. So it's in Wellington. I'm just looking. It's by the basin. It's the same people in Auckland Central. So it's just axe throwing. And Brewtown Upper Hutt. Yeah, and there's lanes.

Oh yeah, Brewtown. Brewtown's fun. Sweet axe. Sweet axe. Sweet axe. Look at the people on their website. That's scary. Jesus. That's how it is. It's really winding up. I was shit. I did boom rock just out of Wellington.

We do like archery oh yeah um knife throwing axe throwing and clay bird shooting okay the bird shooting not so much but the rest no but it's not birds no i know i don't like guns oh okay yeah i thought so as well but i was good at it and the power of the weapon in my hand so probably life because i've just googled this the one in wellington sweet axe cambridge terrace uh it says here no intoxication uh don't drink prior to throwing axes and closed her shoes yeah it's disappointing yeah can't wear my birkin clothes don't choose is the disappointing part of it i want to have a couple of beers and get intoxicated and throw axes i don't care what i'm wearing on my feet probably the steel caps would be preferable so you should it at the first time you tried.

Yeah. And I was like, going into this, I'm not going to be good. Said to the guy that was taking us, not going to be good. So don't have any expectations. And then I got a bullseye on the first throw. Oh, Jesus. I'm scared of her. Yeah.

Wow. And on the second throw, did you follow through? Yeah. Yeah. It was like three in a row. You were just good. Oh, my God. And then it slipped a little because then we moved to like quite long axes.

Yeah. And that was a lot harder. You're more of a short axe, short range kind of a. Medium. Medium to short. Both of those I was really good at. One handed ones. It's your weapon of choice.

One handed short one. Whoa. Yeah. Maybe you've been reincarnated from some kind good at. It's your weapon of choice. One-handed short one. Whoa. Maybe you've been reincarnated from some kind of medieval, you know, like. But where was it the first time she did it? What do you mean? Yeah, true. Where was she so good the first time? The spirit just recently entered her body.

Yeah. The spirit was groggy on that day. I checked my ancestry results and it just kind of ignited something else. That's the hardest part, getting the blade to hit the thing and not the handle. That's what I always figured. How do they nail that? It would just go doof, the wooden handle and hit the ground. Yeah, and it's scary when it comes back.

Yeah, a little bit of a bounce back. That would be... All about the extension. Should we do this for our Christmas party? Yeah, we should. Guys, I've already booked something else. The only thing is that you're not allowed to be intoxicated, and no offence, but that's one of my passions.

Yeah. They might need to breath test Hayley, even if it's at 10 in the morning. I had a mimoser. It's a Christmas party. Are we not all doing that? Safety first. Safety first.