ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod -29th October, 2025

Episode Date: October 29, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; FVH vs Bali waterpark...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the Zedium Podcast Network, it's Fletchforn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Well, we said we were going to share a few little stories from our genuine friends holiday in Bali. Yes. And one of them will not be shared. One of them will be part of Haley's new comedy show. In 26, you shared the story with the producer girlies. Yeah. And they were entertained by it.

It involves demons. Like literal. Like literal demons. And mushrooms. Yeah. I didn't take mushrooms and I didn't see demons. Okay. Anyway, we'll leave that there.

I need to save some material for myself. Yes. But should we talk about the Barley Bomb Water Park? Which is called Waterbom Barley, not Barley Bomb. You guys kept calling it Barley Bombing. It's actually not too far away from where the barley bombings happened. Yeah. It's not actually.

But I was like, it's such a wild name for it. And then we got there. It was Waterbomb. and people often overlook it when they're in Bali because it's a water park and I don't know maybe people are scared of hindra slides it rules oh my god it's so I've been before and I was like we simply must go back yeah yeah it totally rolls I love it so much

but the first was it the first it was literally the first ride yeah you go in my advice get there early and do the ones that are family friendly like do the ones that people can do with their kids because those are the ones that get massive lines later in the day. The individual ones, the more high thrill ones, tend to be quicker moving lines. Because possees can't handle it. How many times did we see a dad and their kids leave

after waiting on the line just because their kid chickened out on the hydroside? I'd be so pissed off. I'd be like, you are going on that wrong. Yeah, but you're coming with. Because what kid's not going to love a hydra slide by the end of it? I know. It's just like they hate the nerves. And you're like, come on. Toughen up.

So we went on the family-friendly ones And one of them is a raft Like a little dingy raft thing And a circular tube With a bottom in it And it says It was like maximum weight Maximum right is four

Two adults, two children Two children Yeah And we were like Well we're two adults And the third one could be two children Yeah In a trench coat

But Maximum weight was 240 240 And so that's for the three of us would allocate us each 80 KGs and we were all like

we were all like oh maybe if I sort of sucked in like this and we were like maybe they didn't care like you know it's there as a guy it's Southeast Asia it's Southeast Asia it rules are fast and most I saw construction workers were in jandals and we're not like all

20 kages over there and I was all like we're sort of within Kui Kui Kui Kui So we went I just said sucker and locks on Also this ride by the way shoots a ride into a giant funnel.

And so I'm assuming there's a limit because they don't want you shooting over the edge of it. Yeah, there's like, there's reasons they do it. Yeah. And then so we were like, we'll just pull it off.

Like we feel safe that we're, we're close enough to the max weight with a few extras. Yeah, like, we'll be all right. Look skinny, suck in the guts and up we come. And then he was like, oh, max weight 240 and we were like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 80, yeah, about 80 each.

And then scales. There were fucking scales Hiding around the corner We didn't see the scales Yeah And now of course we're just like Well we're obviously not 80KGs The three of us in a line of shame

One by one But they had hidden the scales Behind the pile of rafts Yeah for pricks like us Yeah Straighter And then Yeah

So one of us went by I went by myself Or no I went with a random lady Oh that's right You did it Who was in the line And the guy was like Any singles want to ride

And she's like Well I don't want to stand in the line So Yeah Which was weird because Fletch and I in the ruff, like, your legs cross in and you've got to, like, touch skin. I scissured with her. You sizzled with her, yeah.

Just met the furthest I've ever been involved in a scissoring. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Nice to meet you. Legs are combo. Yeah, yeah, yeah. With a random. Yeah. Yeah.

So much fun, though. Well, they called out our bullshit. They looked at these three bloody western fatties. Yeah. But that's happened before because if you ever go in like a helicopter, a light plane or like a bungee, they're like, how much do you weigh and you're like 80s? And they're bloody.

and then they actually weigh you and you're like oh fuck there's quite a discrepancy there you're like I'm like 80 when I've like fasted for three days I'm naked I'm dehydrated when I was when I was 21 and then 10 years ago and they're like so what are you this morning with your clothes on because that's how you're jumping off this bridge yeah oh what my weight has to include my legs now oh this is bullshit this is bullshit no one mentioned that we're on the side does it say must include entire body yeah I was just kind of giving you the remain part of it.