ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 29th September 2024

Episode Date: September 28, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Vaughan discovers a new (delicious) smell at his gym... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Now, there has been a smell at my gym recently. It's you. It was me. It's me. I've been working on it. Have you recovered from being told that you were smelly at the gym?

No. I still sniff myself all the time. Just to make sure. I'm not. Did you say that you got an apology? We haven't talked about it, but they apologized. I wasn't going to apologize. It was equally as awkward as being told in the first place.

Fuck the whole thing. I just want it to, oh my God, from the earth to open me up. Yeah. If there was a closer gym to my house, I would have just slept. Just sleep. I would have just been like, I'll just cut ties. This will be easier. Yesterday, I was on the treadmill and I'm running.

You were on treadmill. I'm on treadmill. I was on treadmill. I'm on treadmill doing a trot. Yeah. And honestly, I can smell something, which is weird because the last two gyms I've gone to have both been situated above fast food outlets. Yeah, that's absolute cocktease, they call that. And then you're pardoned, sir.

I don't think they do. They call it a cocktease? I don't think they do call it a cocktease. They do. That really tickles me. You and I have different experiences at the gym If you're getting A cock tease at the gym Yeah They call that a cock tease

Now they call that A cock tease And if you don't Immediately eat the fast food They call that Blue balls They don't They don't call it that

No they don't Never heard them call it that They do in the fast food industry They don't call it a cock tease That's why they pump out the flavour It's a nose tease If you're eating Or a gut tease

And there's Under the last gym There was a Macca's, a Turkish place. How was the lamb? Dry. Dry as fuck. As per usual. And a pizza place. So those are where I smelt. Now we've got under this current gym.

What are bloody cockteas? There's an Indian restaurant that don't start the ovens and all the goodies until lunchtime, which is about when I'm leaving. And there's a BK there. But then this smell yesterday. I was like, what the fuck is it? None of the above. That's a bachelor's handbag.

Well, I know the smell immediately. Well, it's one of God's greatest gifts to us as humans. I think Tom Ford actually does a bachelor's handbag. Yes. And so I need to fill up my drink bottle. So Ford actually does a bachelor's handbag. Yes. And so I need to fill up my drink bottle so I go to fill up the drink bottle. More of a where's that smell coming from situation. I'm like

how has this not been dealt with given that I had a slight body odour. Yeah. Alleged. Alleged body odour. Yeah. We've never smelt it. That you required a in-person sort of a telling off of sorts. Yeah.

I can smell a hot chocolate. Around the corner, you know, you've been to the gym. Yeah. You know where that- There's a shower there, exclusively. So on the way to the showers, just before that vending machine, there's a park bench under a window. Yes, there is.

Some dude's sat there eating a fucking hot chocolate. In the gym. In the gym. Eating a hot chocolate. In gym gear, ready to go. So I don't know if he's pro or during. Yeah. I haven't seen him out on the floor.

He might have been out on the floor. He didn't look like it, though. What was he doing with? Because I could never demolish a whole hot. Well, he might have been saving some for later. But he was sitting there. He had his bag beside him, which I assumed the hot chook was going to go back in when he had his fill.

Oh, you can't trust a bachelor's handbag in a bag. Those can be trusted. No, they can't trust a bachelor's handbag. In a bag? Those can be trusted. No, they can't. They're sloppy. They're sloppy. Or maybe he'd put it in standing up. Standing up on its own legs.

To stop it spilling its juices all through his gym bag. Oh, yuck. I mean, that's a fucking, what a monster tearing into a choc. It is best immediately from the supermarket hot But like Buy that after the gym Or cold the next day When it's been Swapping around

Its own juices It's so dry then Oh no Especially the breast The breast is powder It's powder form Yeah Gotta hit the breast early

And roll around In the juices of the bag I just looked And I'm like What the fuck Did you look at the lady That told you She wasn't there

Look look look I stink There's a big hot Sweetie chicken Photo photo Pointing at me What the fuck? Did you look at the lady that told you you smell? She wasn't there! Look, look, look. I stink. There's a big, hot, sweaty chicken. Photo, photo. Pointing at me. Pointing at my armpits. Pointing at the chicken.

People do weird things at the gym, eh? People are animals. Yeah. People are animals at the gym. Is it because they're about to lift weights and grunt and stuff? Their primal brain just takes over. Maybe. Food, food. Nom, nom, nom.

Have a protein shake. Meat. Nom, nom, nom. Those big monster energy cans, people would drink of them at the nom nom. Have a protein shake. Meat. Nom nom nom. Those big monster energy cans people were drinking them at the gym too. Oh I know. The amount of people in jeans. Yeah. On the treadmill. There was a guy the other day in like a business

attire. Even his shoes weren't in any way gym shoes. They were like a leathery loafery sort of a thing and he was just going for a walk. Right. And it was a nice day outside. I was like, if he's on his lunch break, why isn't he just having a walk outside?

Yeah. I don't know, but hot chook's got to be up there. Because, you know, the smell just carries on those things. I would have asked for a little rip of the chook. Oh, like the wing. Get a little drumming. A little drumming. Get a drumming.

Drumming from that. A sloppy drumming. Those are the first point of attacks for me for a bachelor's handbag. I think wings often on a bachelor's handbag. No, me. Because they're on the outside. Yeah, they're yum. They're spinning.

They're closest to the heat. No, they're gone. They're gone. They've retracted back into the. Yeah, sinewy and chewy. They like the breast. You've got to hit them first or perhaps not at all. Yeah, I hit the breasts.

I hit the breasts hard first. I absolutely tear the breasts apart Before I get down to the size It's one of Hayley's horny novels again isn't it I pull the stuffing out For fuck's sake Apologise to the listeners For fuck's sake Thorne

I warn Smith would like to humbly apologise As I pull the stuffing out And they're making that noise It was out of line It was very out of line I, Vaughn Smith, would like to humbly apologize as I'm full of stuffing out and then making that noise. It was out of line. It was very out of line. I would not hold it against you if that was, this is the last podcast you ever listened to. We thank you for listening.

Yeah, that's us done. Not just for today, but perhaps ever. I'll take myself off day, Char. Yeah, please do. Maybe see you guys tomorrow, depending on what their immediate reaction is. All right, babe. Well, it's been good.

Bye-bye.