ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 29th September, 2025

Episode Date: September 28, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; the boys went to the rugby with Bad News Brad!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the Zedium podcast network, it's Fletchforn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to a little bit of pod. I was so jealous to see that you guys went to the rugby with Bad News Brad. Oh, what a host. What a hostess. He's the hostess. Tell me how he hosted. Tell me how, you know, what was good about his hosting.

Well, he bought us to the All Blacks, which was great. Yeah, we love that. Good seats, too, I thought. Yeah, good seats. We were down by the tri-line, one of the corners. We're on the east end. Nice. He, when we got there, he was lined up for drinks and food and he said, do you want anything?

And we were just like, no, you've already done too much. And then just checks in with everybody, moved around the seats, talked to everybody in the party. We did use his place in the line to subtly inject ourselves into the giant line for the bar. You do that. No, we did. He granted us permission. No, but everyone else behind you did him. And that's the problem.

Someone right behind did. Yes, they did. He wanted to talk to me, I was wearing the t-shirt You got me at the op shop. Oh yes, yeah, $2. $2.000. No, $4 actually. And she was like, oh, nerd!

And her husband was also a nerd. Shout out Matt, he's in the 501st, which is a bunch of guys who dress up as stormtroopers and go to like charity events and make kids happy and stuff, which wouldn't have made me happy when I was said because the stormtrovers were the bad guys. Just before you said the child charity thing,

I was about to jump on you. That's why I went real quick. Yeah, that was good. So they kind of granted us permission as well. Yeah, and then the other people were oblivious to it, so we just snuck in. And that's the most important thing. A crime's only a crime of people notice it.

Yeah, exactly. Yeah, well, that's fair. But no, it's great. I did find myself, though, turning around away from the game a lot to watch the giant screen behind us. That's your review, better at home? Because, well, no, sometimes when they were down the other end,

I just couldn't see what was going on. Could you see? Nah. Yeah, it's huge. It's a great atmosphere. Oh, my God, it's amazing. Yeah. And how many people said to me,

They got you out of the house, eh? I said. Years of your pushing your hermit lifestyle. Yeah, yeah, yeah, my reclusiveness. Yeah. I think you've been out more in the last few months and I've ever seen you out in the last 10 years. Yeah, we're enjoying it, aren't we?

Yes. Yeah. Very sociable Vaughan Smith. I'm just a bit of a cutie. I did see a man's penis at Eden Park. Did you? Oh, how is that? I saw a penis before Eden Park, too, at the bar where we were at.

So many paintings. Oh, you're not designed floor. You walk into the men's and you round a corner and it's like a 60 degree angle and you're kind of like where are the urinals and you're tuning you just see this line it ticks yeah now do you think that's a design floor

or not a perk well that absolutely depends that's in the eye of the beholder yeah it is I thought it was a floor so speaking of the toilets when I went to a urination during the game there was a woman in the men's toilets

and I was like well that's classic lining up for the classic Haley Sprow classic woman getting in But there were only, like, a few cubicles. And there was a bit of a kerfuffle, and it wasn't her cutting in to use the men's toilets. Her boyfriend had passed out drunk in the toilet. Oh, hon.

And so everybody was just, like, knocking on the door. And then one of them had to climb over. The group of friends were all outside. And one of them had to climb over. Oh, he's really spoiled her night. And open the door. Yeah, that's sucks. Can't you just get a knife.

Isn't it like a bathroom lot? You can, or a screwdriver. It's got a line down at. Yeah. You had a key. might be able to, but yeah, they, they climbed over unopened it. And then I think they were like, you probably should go home, mate. And I think it was still like half the game left at the stage.

I saw him having a chat to the New Zealand police walls. That's right, because you came back and said, that's right. I said, is this the guy that you saw? Yeah. And the girl climbing over the thing. Yeah. And she was like, no, he's fine. And the police were like, look, he's not.

I would have offloaded him. Yeah. Because her would have been like, yeah, you can look after him. Shove him in an Uber. Or I don't know what the police is the police Uber. I think they have a little mini... What do they do? Sal? They're pretty just a paddy wagon at the back of the stadium

and then they let you go at the end. Yeah. He's not going to learn if she keeps cleaning up his messes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wouldn't have let them spoil my night. I'll just hop back in the audience. I'd be like, man, ma'am, ma'am, your boyfriend's in here. I don't know that, I don't know that, you know.

I don't know that, you know. A guy covered in piss on the floor. Fuck that. That's not me. That certainly isn't going to be. And we won the game. We won the game because I was worried that because they'd been to a game for many years. if they'd lost

we would have been the bad luck yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I tell you what was cool though the Air Force did a flyover Oh fuck yeah That was really my highlight I got a video of it Planes up close

I love planes up close I love planes up close Side by side up close You need to come live with me Fletch I live near the Air Force base I know I get planes up close over my house all the time It's fun

That's everybody guy That's everybody I love it It was very cool It was great atmosphere Oh I love a flyover Oh yeah that was shit hot Oh can I come to the next one

I'd love to attend Yeah absolutely I mean I don't think There are any more this season But yes And also shout out to the black ferns They won their game Yes they did In the cup

They came third Bronze Third of the Royal World Cup Proud of them Yep take that We'll take a bronze Take that Yeah I'll come to the next rugby game

And I promise I won't pass out in the toilet They do do an imitation Fritz Wiener too. Oh, do they? A German sausage. It's a big fat German sausage. Oh, but there's not a Fritz's wiener there.

No, there's not a Fritz's wiener there. He's not, you know, I love my fritzerswina. That's a food cart for those that don't know. Fritz was a word all the other day. What was that? Fritz. On the fritz. Yeah.

I nearly fuck that up. Okay. Well, if you pass out drunk in the toilets, we're not. No, no, no, I won't. I'll be there having a responsible time. You know me. We're responsible time. Yeah, of course.

This comes to the end, though. Just fucking up and evaporates this guy. Yeah, I'm off. That's what he does. I'll catch you later. I was like, all right, mate. Good to see it. My plan was to get home and go to bed early, and the train took a fucking hour to get home.

You could have walked home in an hour. I could have walked home. Oh yeah, you could have. Yeah, that's fast Auckland Public Transport for you. Yeah.