ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 2nd December 2023

Episode Date: December 1, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod, Producer Carwen's rookie maneuverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fletchborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with MyMackersRewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. And, uh, Carween. Hi. You've had a whoopsie, haven't you? You bloody dickhead.

Are you a dickhead? Are you being a big dickhead? I actually had a lot of respect for her. Oh. Am I about to lose it? Yeah, probably. Technically, this is not your fault. Truly, it's not. I try my best. I try to lose it? Yeah, probably. Technically, this is not your fault. Truly, it's not.

I tried my best. I tried to be a smart and sensible gal. What happened? Condom broke. Jesus. Well, that's what happens when you're trying to be a smart, sensible gal. No, the other type of sensible is slip, slop, slap and rap. Oh, no. I was at the beach last weekend

and I can't show you the sunburn. It's on the tush. It's on the tush. Oh, wow. Okay. She's a little cheery. I've seen it.

I've seen it. Oh, no. Don't brag. That sounded very braggy. No, I feel like I want to see it. No, no, no, no, no. I've seen Carwin's bum hole. Yeah.

God, I'm getting burnt right in the hole. That is hurt. Shadow must have been the one holding it open for that entire time. We laugh, but do you remember the sunning, the perineum? You were a sunny perineum. That became a thing. And Josh Brolin. Josh Brolin got a very burnt bum hole, didn't he?

Yeah, he talked about his burnt perineum. But you said you slip, slop, slapped and rapped. I did. There's still a very definite line of where my bikini was because after finding said sunburn when I got home, had a shower and was like,

ouch, I looked at said sunscreen and it expired a year and a half ago. Completely useless to you. Wow. And also like, I feel, because you've just got new standards now, right?

Yes. So, like, all the sunscreen, because for years, sunscreen, notorious for not being as SPF as a lot of them. Yes. As they promised. But now there's quite rigorous standards, I think. Yeah, right. I'm just trying to find a photo.

I'm trying to look by location, because I once got burnt on my butt during a summer in which I was very tanned and I had, because of the undies, I had them up, you know, riding up. I had white on the inside, closest to the hole. Pink on the fresh bit that got

burnt that day and tanned wider out. So I had a Neapolitan butt. And it was three stripes it was three clearly distinct stripes and you took a photo of it had a bit of the chocolate made its way to the vanilla though around the bum hole no chocolate

I bleach I was going to say have you ever seen your own arsehole those things are always darker than you expect you want to see my butt it's not my whole butt there's no arsehole though brown pink white not enough arsehole for me yeah that's just it was cheek you do tan i i go super brown yeah both of you guys yeah well not everybody here tans yeah kelda kelda it's my maori heritage

and i'm grateful for it well um are you gonna work on your translucent feet this summer um they had a little bit. Perhaps not as translucent as they were, but they're still pretty white. They're something. They're still pretty white. Probably my feet now are browner than the bottom part of my legs. Was there any sunning in the middle of the ocean on your Disney cruise? Could you get the deck chairs on the top deck?

Yeah, you can get the deck chairs out. But was it nice? It was a little bit windy. It was nice when the wind wasn't blowing It was like 18, 19 degrees But not in your 20s Not in your mid 20s when you're really you know Yeah right

Yeah Flop it out Yeah You're not supposed to flop it out on a Disney cruise though Do you have a What colour is your willy? Is it pale? Or like pink based?

I'd imagine it's pale and pink Yeah Yeah Because I'm just going If the dogs are that white It's not pink Do you have one of those Like translucent ones

That you're like Far out No You can see the veins Yeah But like not the good type It's just like straight through It's more tan than my feet

Right This is the brown I don't know I don't explain I can't explain why A penis has a tan If it never sees the sun. It's just a different type of skin.

A bit darker, isn't it? Yeah, it's just always darker. It's like a farmer's tan, you know? In the middle of winter, they've still got a tan because they're outside every day. Yeah. It's the penis. Okay. The penis.

The penis is like a farmer. Let's just leave it there, I think. All right. What color is yours? Are we leaving it there? Why is my penis tan? Yeah, why are they a different colour? Darkening occurs during puberty.

As sex hormones surge through the body, they stimulate the production of melanin, the amino acid responsible for hair and skin colour. The result is for the skin of the man's penis and nipples and the woman's areola is in labia. Labia? Labia. Yeah, they get darker.

Labradors, I think they're called. Labradors. It's a chocolate lab. Yeah. Summer inside dogs and summer outside dogs. Which is the brown part of Hayley's Neapolitan ice cream, was it? It's a chocolate lab.

What if you have an imbalance of your melatonin? Your melanin. Yeah, what about people with vitiligo who lose pigment in their skin and they get those super white patches? Yeah. If you got vitiligo on your willy, would that go white or would it stay brown and pink? Skin specialists, message in. Great questions.

Great questions. These are the questions. These are the questions everybody's asking.