ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 2nd December 2024

Episode Date: December 1, 2024

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Network. Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. So a little bit of instant karma. Oh, okay.

You know what, I've actually coined a phrase. Uh-huh. Karma's a bitch. Oh, Jojo Siwa. You should have known better. Jojo Siwa! Instant Karma is a song by English rock musician John Lennon. I didn't know that. 1970.

Okay. I didn't like his solo shit. You know what I mean? Stick with the Beatles. Wow. Controversial opinion. That's the controversial opinion now. I mean, what about Imagine? Well, it was the Beatles. Was it? I thought it was just him.

Nah. What about Let It Be? What about Yellow Submarine? Best Beatles song. I beg your pardon, it was just John Lennon. Yeah, I was going to say. I'm so sorry. That dumb bitch. Actually, ding the dumb bitch bell. That's the dumb bitch. No, I was going to say, of course it was just him.

Yeah, I know. I mean, one of the greatest, I mean, that song, people love that song. I know, they do love it. I love it too, but I heard Paul McCartney cover it, and so I was like, I thought it was a Beatles thing. Oh, that's a bit on the nose for McCartney to go out there and cover it. You know, bastard. Yeah.

Who am I? Apologies. I saw Instant Karma, not the John Lennon song. There was a Ford Ranger Surprise surprise Right up my anus Surprise surprise Yeah right

On a 60km an hour Yep 60km an hour Rural road That was bendy and windy And how fast were you going? 60k rural Is this all the way to my place?

That's a 60k rural in Benday That's No No It's about by my place Oh So like a proper Bendy rural road And it was right up my ass

Okay I was on the way To get my children From school Were you going exactly 60 I think I was going like 65 Oh okay Okay well that's alright

The chimney loves a curvy road Yeah right Made for it And I'm like This guy's right up my ass We get to one straight point That I would guess Is a couple of hundred metres long

And he fucking Hoofs it past me Oh Fuck that me you just hear the engine screaming ducks back in just in time and goes around a corner i'm like if a car come the other way you could have fucking killed i hate it as well yeah then i'm like tiddly diddly diddly d driving along the road good um like sound that sound yeah if there's one sound to with the Jimny? Yeah. If there's one sound to sum up the Jimny and you driving along, it is that. Vaughn followed me home yesterday. We got into the traffic at the same time.

I watch as I lose him. And then I start to look behind corners miles away in my rearview mirror. I'm like, he is so far away. Yeah, I'm just too... And I'm honouring the speed limit. I'm getting great mileage out of my petrol. If I don't do a week on a tank, I get a little upset with myself for being heavy footed. Oh, really?

Or doing too many extra... Yeah, I love a heavy foot. Doing too many extra, like, little trips. I actually drive with both my feet on the accelerator. Really letting it know. Yeah. So, I'm tea i turn right that's just a little bit then i turn left tiddly tiddly tiddly tea tiddly down there guess who's been pulled over by a cop yeah you yep so i don't know it was just up to that corner so i think he

must have come out of there and in that short period of time hoofed it again yeah and got up to a speed so quickly that it registered with this cop's radar would have been 80 right and that already ran like a stop there's a couple of stop signs there so maybe he ran a stop sign didn't stop saw it and pulled him over you've got to fully stop you've got to fully stop come to a complete it was one of those moments where and then i get to drive past and i'm like he wasn't looking he was talking to the cop But I was just like I hope you see me go past At a reasonable speed

Going Tortoise in the hair situation Yeah it was The modern telling Of the tortoise versus hare Would be called The ranger versus the chimney Yeah yeah yeah

It's slow and it's steady But it will win the race God it is so satisfying Because I always think this When you see a-holes on the road You're like I just wish I could go Boop boop

And put a little You know Police light on the top the road, you're like, I just wish I could go boop, boop, and put a little, you know, police light on the top of my car and be like, surprise, I'm a cop, bitch. Surprise, motherfucker. Yeah. But then when you pass them, it's great. Yeah. Oh, God, that's so nice. Yeah, it's good, eh?

It's good seeing someone get a ticket. Yeah, eat it. Yeah. I saw someone get pulled over on the motorway the other day. They definitely weren't speeding. And from the position the cops started lighting them, I don't think they could have possibly seen that they were on their phone.

And for the rest of the trip, I was just like, what did they get pulled over for? Oh, yeah. What on earth? Maybe they ran the number plate or something. Failed to indicate, oh, yeah, they run the number plate. Yeah, run all your number plates just for willy-nilly. No, you kind of have to do something.

If I was a cop, I would just constantly be, if we were in traffic, I'd be like, run all the plates around me. That's what I got pulled over once because of my number plate. Because I was driving in South Auckland and my number plate is registered to Greytown in the white and upper because it was my mum's car, technically. And they pulled me over and they were like, oh, we just pulled you over because we ran your plates and we didn't know where Greytown was and we thought it was a bit hot.

No, you know what it was? They thought you were hot. That cop was hot. He was hot. Yeah, and that's why. He wanted to pull you over because you were hot. He wanted to do me and my mum's master. God damn it. I totally missed the signs.

It's only fair after he did your mum and her own master that he then goes for you. He was like, I remember that master. I've been in there. Oh, pull it over. Oh, the younger version. It's all bloody hot legs, patsy. Pulls it over

and he's like, ah, it's no patsy but it'll do. It'll do. But then you didn't bang the cop. No, I missed opportunity. I did flirt with him

quite a lot. He had one of those t-shirts that was way too tight around the biceps. He knows what he's doing there. Yeah. Could have gone a size up but no.

No, he didn't need to. He's a medium. I was like, no you're not. No you're not. We'll see. Take them down. No, what'd you no. No, he didn't need to. He should have. He's a medium. I was like, no, you're not. No, you're not. We'll see. Take them down. No, what'd you say?

Oh, I didn't say that. That's inappropriate. That's inappropriate. No way.