ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 2nd July 2026

Episode Date: July 1, 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod... Hayley probably could've SKIPped telling us this story...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZDM Podcast Network. It's Fletchhorn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Okay, you know that I'm doing, I've got a skip on my driveway at the moment. It's so wasted. I don't have enough shit, so my neighbour's coming over to fill some up. It's just like the timing's been all off. I had so much stuff to put in that skip.

I'm going to another one later. But there's still, like, for the amount of throwing out, it's still good value. Yep. You know what I mean? Like $350. It's set there for nearly two weeks. It is so expensive to take stuff to the dump. I had no idea before I did, who knows?

How does the skip company buy some sort of concession pass to the dump? And that's how they afford to do it cheaper than the trailer. I think they back it up to the river. Yeah, and just chuck it in. That's why there's skips called river skips. Yeah, river skips. It's kind of in the title. Skip that shit, straight in the river.

Well, you know, so I've been going through things. I remember I mentioned my diary and I'm finding a few things and trying to be a bit brutal getting rid of stuff. And I went to the garage and I was, through these bags and I just found something that I didn't know my parents kept. I had no idea they kept all 52 of my Barbie dolls from my child. Oh my God, because you had so many Barbies but you didn't know where they were. I had no idea.

They used to be in this old trunk that's long gone. And so I just assumed that my parents were like, these, you know, she's never going to have kids. What a waste. That she would have donated them. These are our grandchildren now. Yeah, my dad plays with them. And, yeah, so I unsip this bag and I was like, no way. I started pulling them out.

Now, these are of little value because I have tattooed them, cut their legs off, cut their hair off. I've had three that were collectors. They're out of the box. They're, you know, running the mill. These things are in such a bad way. Is this kind of the severing of Barbie limbs? Is that like an indicator of some kind of mass? Psychopathic.

Yeah. That and then the neighbourhood animals start. disappearing. Yeah, yeah, it's all lining up. Yeah. But it was, I just can't believe my mum kept them. I don't know why. I actually haven't asked you yet. Are you going to skip these? Are you going to put them in the skip? Couldn't do it. Really? I could not do it. And I cannot tell you, like, no child will want these these days. They're just terrible. They're like, they've been so hard, played with so hard. But you're not going to ever, why don't just keep one and throw the rest out? Like, what a

hoarder. Okay, Sophie's choice. How would I choose? Well, just the, there's Rapunzel and there's the prince. Yeah. I got those for my kidney surgery. I woke up and my dad had brought me those. Do you have a Barbie convertible? Yeah, of course I did. Well, why don't you just keep one and put it in the Barbie convertible? All the other stuff's gone. It's just the dolls. There were some Kellys in there, some Kins in there.

It was my brother's GI Joe that I turned into a gay kin. Yeah. So he had a relationship with there. There was lots of throuples. I think I knew I had a spicy kind of approach to sex and dating much earlier than we sort of really thought. Well, you've got an orgy of barbie and cans in a suitcase. Ethical non-monogamy was the way around the Barbie Fold and Funhouse.

Before you even knew what it meant. No, I think I'm going to put them in the roof. My storage of my roof. Oh, right. I just cannot do it. I can't do it. You can't throw them away. Can there be some sort of art project to go with everything else you've got going on with Barbies?

What is this, the 90s? Remember they used to like put heads around mirrors and stuff and spray paint them silver? Yeah. Actually, that'll look pretty sick. That would look pretty sick. That would look pretty sick, actually. Great for some of your taxi do me. Right next to the Honey Badger.

Yeah, right next to the Honey Badger. And that big painting you've got on the wall of, Oh, fuck knows what. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, no, that's gone. Lost that in the separation. Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. It's fine.

It had a spelling mistake in it. Good riddance.