ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 2nd June 2024

Episode Date: June 1, 2024

Trouble in renovation paradise at Hayley's houseSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Everybody that knows Aaron, you shut your mouth. Shut your mouth. If you know Hayley's... I just want to have a little vent.

If you know Hayley's fiancé Aaron, please don't, no need to repeat this. Let me preface this by saying Aaron has been working so hard on our house for us push it and I like am so hands off yeah I've just like I'll pull back I've been working on other shit I went off you go you do that also when you put your hands on you're like maybe we should have done it this way no I've got the design stuff no when I go hands-on it's not good enough for Aaron's high standard. He's like, I'll just do it. Oh, really? It's the other way around.

I thought you would have been the quality control. No, no, no, no. I'm the dreamer, ideas maker. He's the one who's like, I'll execute it. Perfect. To a T. Now, you may remember last year, for his birthday, I relented and I bought him a PlayStation 5.

Brilliant. Right? And then we got the new TV up in time for Christmas. We connected it. Then after Christmas, we disconnected everything because we needed to fix a few things in that lounge. And now the TV's been back. And so the whole lounge is done. Yeah.

Wow. Other than putting plants and pictures. It's done. It's so pretty. That's been back. And so the whole lounge is done. Yeah. Wow. Other than putting like plants and pictures. It's so pretty. That's so cool. And curtains. Anyway, so the PlayStation's back and Aaron got into this game or our friend dropped off some games for him. And he got into one and it's called Ghost PlayStation. It's a Japanese samurai thing. Yeah. Ghosts Playing Station It's a Japanese samurai Oh yeah

Ghosts of Ghosts of Bento Tsushima Yeah You play like a ninja Okay Yeah

You play like a ninja All fucking day And I said this would happen You did Yeah I said this would happen I said this would happen because the only time that Aaron's ever had a gaming console in his life he'd like

borrow them and it would just like drain his life for like a couple of weeks and to the point that I don't exist and nothing else exists and this is absolutely happening and I said this to my brother I don't want to get a Playstation in our house it's so anti-social it's so unattractive and my brother was like don't be a dick

he's allowed to have something. And I was like, you're right. He is. And then Vaughn said something of a similar vein. You know, he's worked hard. He's allowed to have a little outlet. He has played this thing from morning to night. We're at day 10. Literally morning

to night. And I know he needed some time off from the house. And he deserved a little break. But 10 fucking days just sitting on this couch. I said the other day, can I watch some TV? And he said, well, couldn't you watch it on your laptop? He's got you there. And then I was like, fine, I got the TV and I was like, right, we're going to watch something together, you know, hang out and actually do something together.

And then he was like, cool. And then afterwards I said, oh, it's late, let's go to bed. He said, I'm not going to bed. I said, what are you going to do? I'm going to stay up and play my game. Two o'clock in the morning, this dick comes home and he comes into the bed he's already you're the one that comes home at two o'clock in the morning shut up you bitch shut up give the guy some fucking breathing room he comes into the bed at two o'clock in the morning when i

get up at four bloody 15 and wakes me up because he's getting into bed because he just finished playing his game after saying i won't be up too late. I'm just going to play for a little bit. It's 2 o'clock in the morning. Which means he's not going to be up until 10 or 11. No, which means that last night when we finished watching what we were watching and I had made a lovely dinner and then I cleaned the kitchen from head to toe after he received my risotto and he's playing a game.

Then I said, we watched something for a bit and then I said, I'm going to bed. And he said, I'm going to stay up and play my game. And I said, well, you can sleep in the fucking spare bed then. And then being like, he'll want to come in for a bit of a canoodle with my hot booty on these cool nights. He was like, cool, sweet ass, sleep in the spare bed because I didn't want him to wake me up.

It was an empty threat. I was like, well, I don't want you waking me up. He did exactly what you wanted. And he still didn't do it right. Also, heard this play before. Didn't you say this morning when you came in that you had the best night's sleep? Yes, I did. Yes, I did.

It sounds to me like this PlayStation 5 is solving problems. I saw a meme just yesterday. Tired of sitting around watching your boyfriend play PlayStation? You should try getting a hobby. I've got fucking endless hobbies. What about your smart books? Go and have a week. I did. I did. Isn't that What about your smut books? Go and have a wink I did

Isn't that good? This is why I don't This is why I don't have a Playstation Because this is what I would do I don't have a TikTok account Because I know what will happen I see everybody It sucks their time

And I'm trying not to be that woman that comes home from work when I've got up at four o'clock in the morning and then I come home at ten o'clock and he's playing

I'm trying not to be that one who's like I'm playing a game are we anyway it's fine he deserves a break he deserves some time off but it's so antisocial it's like I don't even

matter anymore he's playing a game and I'm like I'm in the bedroom just sorting myself out you did this to yourself I will say and I'm like, I'm in the bedroom just sorting myself out. You did this to yourself, I will say. And I said it would happen!

And my brother said not to be a dick and look what's happened. You're being a dick. I'm being a dick.