ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 2nd March 2024

Episode Date: March 1, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch filled out a Survey!? (We're shocked he found the time...)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod Great things are brewing at McCafe The perfect start to every day Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod Now guys, I had a little bit of a query for you both Okay I was filling out a form I forget what it was

It was like a, I think it was a survey about something Do you fill in surveys? Um, yes Oh my god Because I wanted to have a complaint about this company. Oh, okay. Maybe it was an Air New Zealand survey

because you remember when they lost my bag? And they were like, how was your flight? I was like, well, I will tell you now. Because I normally just delete the email. Yeah, okay. You've reminded me, I've got one of these, about how I found my recent council inspector. Oh, you loved him!

I loved him. You loved him. 10 out of 10 would have bear with. I will do surveys, especially if someone's been amazing, but normally I'll just delete them. Sometimes they're like, do you want to win a $100 gift card? I was like, does anyone ever win those? It's like, I want to win it. I want to win it, but I feel like...

I want to do the survey, but I'm not going to win it. Yeah, so I did the survey and answered all the questions, blah, blah, blah. And then at the end, it was like, just tell us a bit about yourself, like age, that kind of thing. Yeah, I'm a cancer. And the option it gave me was older. The only two options that I could choose, because he's like married, married with children, blah, blah. And then there was older living alone or single living alone. And I was like, well, I live alone and I'm single,

but am I older or younger? Then what? Or would it mean like my pop who lived at home on his own? Yeah, like am I a grandparent living at home or am I just a mid, middle-aged man? Don't say middle-aged. It's so odd. It's odd to say that. You're not middle-aged.? Don't say middle-aged. It's so odd. It's odd to say that.

You're not middle-aged. I know that technically you probably are, but I can't. You're not middle-aged. Like, what would you have chosen? Single living alone. No, but older or younger. Those were the two options. Older single living at home, younger single living at home.

Younger. I don't know. Well, I had to choose one. What did you choose? But when does it become older? Yeah, they need to do a bracket. Yeah, give me some brackets. I wanted some brackets.

I think I'm entering a new bracket this year. Am I? 35 to 49. Yeah. 35 to 39. It's a 35 that it took. This is a thing. I'm 34 and I'm about to enter into,

and I was like, oh. As you get older, your finger just scrolls that mouse. Yeah, a bit. Yeah, This is the thing I'm 34 and I'm about to enter into And I was like As you get older Your finger just scrolls that mouse Yeah a bit Yeah this is how I find 1982 I go Wee Stop

Yup So what did you put? I put older Did you? You're not Just cause I was like Come on you're not He's given up

I've just given up I've just given up No No because I was like I can't say younger Because that's like 20 I feel like I'm Bang in the middle

Of how old the average person lives But they didn't say Single Living alone Medium age Medium Medium age You're a medium

That's better than middle age You're a medium I know Middle is No but Okay let's look at some habits And decide if he's younger or older Yeah okay

Is he a creature of habit Yes Oh my god I go to bed At quarter to eight Eight o'clock Okay that's another tip For you being I go to bed at quarter to eight, eight o'clock. That's another tip for you being an old person. What time do you have dinner? Four o'clock.

Shit. Do you like mints because it's easy on the mouth? Love mints. I love soft foods, less chewable. Do you often say, oh, I can't do that because of budgetary restrictions rather than just spending the money and hoping to sort it out later? Yep. Do you get excited about things like new appliances, like ovens?

I was real jazzed. Only because I was just telling you about my new oven, which I love. Do you know my oven has a red line on it? Because you know when you're heating the oven? Get this. Get this. And you're always like, when's the fucking orange light turning off? I don't even have an orange light anymore.

It's a red line and it just counts up the whole length of the display. And so when it gets to the edge. Let everyone know that it's getting there. That's cool. Ours has a little digital thing and it flicks between what you want and where you're at. I think I've got a Pavo oven. So it's like 200 and then it flashes, it's like 50. And then 200 and then it'll go like 55.

Oh, now mine's definitely cooler than that. 200. That sounds like. Mine's just an orange light. Yeah. You're 200. Oh, no, mine's definitely cooler than that. 200. That sounds like... Mine's just an orange light. Yeah. You're poor. Poor, eh? And it goes off when you get to the temperature you want.

It goes off when you... But then, like my last of it, and then you open the door to put the fries in or the cake or whatever, and then it turns back on. And you're like, well, fuck, do I take the cake out? I'm cold now. Gotcha. Yeah.

See, that's an old person thing where you just described as an old person thing. Yeah. Yeah, this is why I put older, because I'm living like an old person thing where you just described as an old person thing. Yeah. This is why I put older, because I'm living like an old person. You are. I know, but how's your erectile function? Yeah, it's okay. That's going alright? Yeah, yeah. Are you still getting some? Yeah. You still absolutely swimming through it? Yeah, it's okay.

How's the prostate? Yeah, it's okay. Engorged? I don't know. Urinary stream? Yeah, I mean, it's not, you know, I never have a racehorse stream. How's your memory? Ugh, you know. How's Urinary stream? Yeah, I mean, it's not, you know, I never have a racehorse stream. How's your memory? Ugh, you know. How's your social life? Yeah.

It's functioning. It's functioning. It's all working. Fit and healthy? Yeah. Yeah, he is. He's looking after himself. He's got a high VO2.

Yeah, high VO2. Very high VO2. My VO2 max. I wouldn't have put it on. I've got a high VO5. That's the shampoo. That's the shampoo. You've got a good shampoo.

Oh, beautiful. High VO5. I've got high CO VO5 That's the shampoo That's the shampoo You've got a good shampoo Oh beautiful High VO5 I've got high CO2 Oh do you Yeah very high Yeah Is that your soda stream Yeah that's my soda stream Yeah he's recently refilled the gas in there

Yeah Okay well I think you took the right box Yeah Jared says When you install an oven You just plug it in No I like to get the electrician over Well they're a high

Very high usage device Yeah yeah yeah Hard wire You gotta get that He walked into my apartment He said get in. No, I had to get the electrician over. Well, they're a high, very high usage device, aren't they? Hard wire. He walked into my apartment and said, oh, the chicks must love this place. Did he? I was like, yeah, they do. I told you, he's elbow deep. He is swimming in it. Woo-wee!