ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 2nd March, 2025

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From the ZM Podcast Network, it's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. I was recently walking into the warehouse where everyone gets a bargain. International listeners, the warehouse is like Walmart, but smaller. Like Target. Target. Yeah, a little bit like Target. A little bit like Kmart. In New Zealand, the warehouse, you always used to be better than Kmart.

And then Kmart was like, we should try something. Yeah. And it was like, what are you going to try, Kmart? And they're like, trends. And then Kmart was just like, we're going to try Kmart And they're like Trends And then Kmart was just like We're going to be at the forefront Of all the trends I'll take my hat off

To whoever revitalised Kmart New Zealand Didn't they do a great job Yeah didn't they Oh my gosh Because they were shutting down Kmart when I was growing up Was lame-o lame-o Yeah

Yeah it was K-lame It was K-lame And now it's back And now it's you know It's my plates It's my knives It's my forks It's my everything

So I was walking into the warehouse and they had one of those big LED screens flashing up things. And they flashed up an ad and it was a child and it scared the shit out of me. I thought a child had just appeared there because I wasn't really paying attention for it. What, like a giant LED kind of on the floor? Yeah, a big ad thing as you walk in telling you about the specials and stuff and different products. And I was like yeah like they were playing in the air but it looked like the child was jumping at me and I wasn't really paying attention and I got scared and I almost fell over you got scared whoa yeah and so I marched into

the security office and made them delete the footage because I can't have that getting out people think I'm not cool yeah people might even call you a pussy a little scaredy cat. Yeah. People might even call you a pussy. Yeah, they will. They'll be like, check out this. It'll be on one of those, like, you know. Kook slams. Kook slams. Check out this uncool nerd tripping over when a billboard changes.

I've definitely not been, like, scared or maybe a little bit, oh, like with the mannequins. Oh, yeah, when you thought they were a human being. They've got an energy. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Turn a corner being, they've got an energy. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, turn a corner and a mannequin's right there. Yeah. I mean,

worse when you think a human is a mannequin and you go up and you start tugging at its clothes and being like, I wonder what size that is and flipping the collar and then they're like, stop, ma'am.

But that's their fault for being so still. And so stick thin. Do you know what I mean? You're like, yeah, just move a bit. My daughter was telling me at Intermediate when they did textiles,

there was a mannequin and it was fully poseable, which I don't think anyone at intermediate level is making anything on a poseable mannequin, right? Like tote bag, pillowcase tops. No. And textiles. But she said it had poseable hands and all the boys used to change it so I was rubbing the fingers. And I was like, why didn't they take the hands off the mannequin? That's good.

But she said there's hands on the mannequin. Now she's at high school in textiles. And she's like, no one's pulled it into the fingers. And I was like, you know why? No boys. Yeah, I was going to say she's at an all-girls school. She's at an all-girls school. Someone will do it eventually, but it's going to take a lot longer.

The boys would have been in there straight away. Day one, down go the fingers, up go the middle one. Oh, God, yeah. And that's the mannequin. She's just got probably to look forward to bitchy female teasing. Yes, yes, yes. Relentless. Relentless.

Relentless. Mean girl. Toxic. Toxic. Psychologically damaging bullying. Basically you're gathering fodder for therapy later in life. That's what she's currently doing. With some names you'll never forget.

Trauma trawling. Whereas the boys just rip the fingers. Rip the fingers, punch each other, call each other a gaybo, and then just move on. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, start somewhere. Rumour about so-and-so's got a little dick, but then one day you see his dick and it's this massive dick,

and you're just like, whoa, that's a massive dick. Totally. And then you're the first one to say out loud, holy moly, he does have a massive dick, and everyone else is like, what are you talking about? That's just the average size of a dick. And you're like, uh-oh, and then you become the guy who's got the small dick. Oh, yeah.

You're like, whoa, what a hog. And everyone's like, that's medium. And you're like, what am I? That's a perfectly crafted penis, not gratuitous or anything. Are you rocking a small hog, Smithy? I really am. Smithy. Yeah, Smithy.

Wow, this sounds like therapy as well, doesn't it? That's trauma trolling. Yeah, trauma trolling. Take that one next time. Wow, you just got a little dick. So I've got a little dick and I get scared by the warehouse. It's not a good day for me! A lot to work through.