ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 2nd May 2023

Episode Date: May 1, 2023

On today's *Explicit* Lil Bitta Pod, Fletch tells us the wildest Gym story!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshwood and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Thanks to McCafe. Great things are brewing, one cup at a time. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. This has been alluded to, this Little Bit of Pod, on today's Big Pod. Yeah. And today's radio show.

I will preface this by saying this is an R18 story. What is it? I think it's R21. It's R21. It's quite a full R18 story. What is it? I think it's R21. It's R21. It's quite a full-on story. So if there are young ears listening, avert those young ears. Bung some earplugs in. Yeah, just get them.

They'll chuck on some headphones and play some Roblox. Yes, yes. Get them on the Minecraft. You know? Give them a screen. Just say it. Give them a screen. Should a screen should we bring up what you said in the chat what was your what was your reaction when i told you what happened

yesterday uh after i gymed in the group chat what was your reaction my reaction is this is why aaron doesn't want to come to that gym i was sure but what he doesn't have to partake unless he's no no but he doesn't want to see it i know i i don't I just think that it's a bit full on for him. If I saw it in person, I'd be like, whoa. Yeah, right. But I wouldn't be. Yeah. I'd be like, so yesterday after the gym,

and I don't normally shower at the gym, but sometimes I've been getting into like a nice relaxing spa and a plunge. So do a cold plunge. Are you doing a cold plunge? Cold plunge, spa. Spa cold plunge. And then after it, like a big workout in Are you doing a cold plunge? Cold plunge Spa Spa cold plunge And then like after it

Like a big workout And a cycle or a Whatever A big class It just feels so good And then I'm like relax Beautiful Go home

Do my work in the afternoon Yeah because you lead Such a stressful life Because I've got a stressful life He's got such a stressful life He's got a lot on I'm very He's busy

I'm very busy So stressful Lots to worry about I'm very busy So yesterday I go to the gym And I do my classes and my workout. And then I put on my togs. And I'm like, I'll just have a quick rinse because I'm all sweaty.

Why don't you just stay in your bike pants? Oh, he's like all sweaty. Oh, no, they are like all wet. They are wet from the gym, from cycle class. Wet air. What the f*** is this? Censor it. Censor it from the gym, from cycle class. What? Censor it. Censor it from the minute I started making the noise.

What is up with you? We did preface this by saying it's R18. It's because when we hear and we've got a naughty story, it's just too much fun to say it. So I'm like, well, have a quick shower. And at my gym, there are two areas of the shower, same as your side. There's like cubicles and they were quite busy. Wait, so cubicles

with a shower in them? Yes. And you have a door. So you can choose to shower alone. Yes. And then there's the other side, which I don't normally use, and that's like open. There's like a tiny divider, but you see everything. And it's mostly for rinsing. People just get in there, like open there's like a tiny divider but you see everything and it's mostly for rinsing

people just get in there rinse explain the divider how far off the ground does the divider start like a toilet stall like a toilet stall exactly like a toilet stall

it doesn't divide fuck all and it comes out about a foot not enough you can definitely see the people next to you you can see so it's like very old school

very old school very old school and so it's but I guess I. Very old school. Very old school. And so it's... But I guess I can fit more showers in. And people still use them. And I was like, well, I'm just rinsing off

and it was quite busy the cubicle area. So I'll just have a quick rinse. It's right there. And I hang my towel up and I walk around the corner and that is when I see one guy on his knees

sucking off another guy. In the gym! Why didn't they use the cubicle? At like 1.30. I didn't know the cubicle was an option. On a Monday. Why didn't they do it in the cubicle? No, but the cubicles are like really you can see if there are two people in there.

Yeah, but you can freaking see if there's no door. You're going to see less. You're going to see less. Yeah, but you still know that two. And people won't see your faces. Oh, my God. No, you can see people's faces because they only come going to see less. Yeah, but you still know that too. And people won't see your faces? Oh my god. You can see people's faces because they only come up to your shoulders. This doesn't happen in the...

These people's cuticles are fucking terrible. No, but I'm pretty sure the reason they made them that way is so that you don't see... So you can suck food off. So that you can see if people are in there together. Oh, for god's sake. Isn't that wild though? This does not happen in the women's side of it. The women's side is all like people taking photos of their dumpers and just being like,

go you, you look strong. Yeah, right. No one's going downtown. I was just like, and then I just laughed and walked back around. So you didn't say like, guys! I just laughed and went, whoop, and then what? So you wouldn't have been the first person to stumble across it? Well, I'm assuming I was.

Well, you hope so, that they didn't just keep on going. Yeah. Isn't there so many people in the cubicle part that could see it? No, because there's a wall. What, are they making any noises? No. That was a completely silent blowjob. They obviously didn't hear me coming. Like,

were you doing, oh, you mean just coming around the corner? Coming around the corner. We did say this was our idea. We just looked at it? Yeah. You just see it and it gets you? And then so, yeah, so I just left and I was like, wow, okay, that's ballsy, right? How is it?

Isn't that insane? You don't want your bow jobs to be too ballsy. I mean, certainly work them, but don't focus the entire thing on them. Again, I don't know what's happened here. Yeah. Like, there's happened here. But that's my wild story. So that's why when I was messaging my friends yesterday

the woman asked me if I was on drugs because I was just laughing so much. Oh my god. There's no way in which I would go to the women's gym bathrooms and then see a hot woman and be like, do the old eyebrow raise off to the bloody wall showers and hit

on downtown. Isn't that wild though? Yeah. God. The audacity. I mean, the bravery. It's audacious. It's very audacious.

Monday, 13.25, guys just walked around the corner into the shelves, caught a guy on his knees, sucking a guy off. Everyone in the group chat, shocked face react. Yes, yes. And then Shanley Pajamas says, oh my God, absolutely iconic. sucking a guy off, everyone in the group chat, shock face react. Yes, yes. And then Chandelier Pajamas says, oh, my God, absolutely iconic. Now, that's not quite the reaction I had. I was like, what the fuck?

It was a surprising reaction, Chandelier Pajamas. Iconic. Iconic? Yeah, good on him. I mean. Busy days, you know. You've got to grab life, don't you? Yeah. Literally grab life by the balls. It's got to grab life, don't you? Yeah.

Literally grab life by the balls. It's a decent exposure, right? At the very least. There's got to be something. I guess if you saw a couple of people hooking up at the beach or something. Yeah. It would be. Because do you have older, because definitely in the women's side of it,

there's always a lot of older women who work out and there's just a lot of everyone like were they put together right were they looking right were they i'm not gonna i'm not gonna give any details good looking i mean i i don't know platonically i it was all so it all happened so fast it was a blur honestly it was a blur okay yeah it is interesting though the lineup where uh probably there of the line up Where Probably There was Like oh my god That's the thing I'm going to be working out at the gym

And see them Yeah You You shouldn't feel uncomfortable about it No I won't They should feel uncomfortable I found the whole thing Very funny

And it's funny Because a lot of the people When I told this story to Do you know the number one question The first question Were they hot were they hot were they hot not that it makes it any less problematic

were they hot because it's in it's in public and but you just need to know sometimes you know it just helps your story doesn't it

it helps me paint the picture in my head yeah but then my heart's different to your heart you know god wow well well

I'll be off to Anytime Fitness today to- To Big Purple? Certainly go- There's no option for communal showers. Yeah, right. I don't think I would shower at the gym if it was communal showers. Although, I don't want to name names, but I have a friend who says that a lot of people go back to 24-hour gyms, not that one.

Yeah, later. He's talked to us about it hasn't he and and he sees them on camera going into these clubs like after town shots and people cheaper than a hotel room people will go into the showers at these 24-hour gyms and fuck and then leave and he says sometimes they're in there so long the system all shuts, the club shuts down, all the sensors, and then the alarms come on because they've been away so long. Oh, dear. And so that's why he catches them.

Oh, my God. Because a club, if there's no motion, it'll be like, all right, lights off, and then the lights will come on and it'll be like boop, boop, boop. Oh, right. But what if there's no motion? What if nobody's in the club from one till three? Well, there's no motion. You if nobody's in the club from 1 till 3? Well, there's no motion. You're not doing a good blowjob.

To do a 3 a.m. workout, and then the lights come on when the person arrives at 3 a.m. Well, that's fine because you're coming through the buzzer. And that disarms the alarm. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's stopping someone smashing a window and coming in. Yeah. Gotcha.

They're coming from a part of the club not recognised as an entry point. So it's stopping someone smashing a window and coming in. Yeah. Gotcha. They're coming from a part of the club not recognised as an entry point. Or it just must alert them if there's all of a sudden motion after there hasn't been for a long time. I wouldn't even. In a public shower. They're not clean. They're not, you know. Call me old-fashioned.

I love a pillow. Do you know what I love? I love. I love a bedroom. Yeah. Call me old-fashioned. I I love a bedroom. Call me out, Passion. I do love a bed. Yeah. And the extractor.

I've never been into a gym where the extractor fan in the bathroom is doing enough. It's always really is. Very condensated. I feel like you've got a moldy extractor gym situation going on with your bathrooms. I've hit them up about it. I've asked them about the extractor fan situation. Do you know he's complained to gym management about extractor fans?

The lack of extractor fan. They said, no, that's an extractor fan. I said, it's absolutely not hooked up then because watch. And I flicked on the light and I put my hand up and I was like, nothing's moving towards this. And then we've got a dummy outlet here. Gotta bet they love you in that chat.

Still waiting for movement on that one. Yeah. Anyway. Good luck. Good luck out there, Anyway, good luck out there, everybody. Good luck out there, everybody, and just be prepared at the gym. Whatever side of this you're on, if you're going into the gym changing room and you might stumble across this or if you're at the gym and you want to get a blowjob in the shower,

good luck to you two. Good luck to you two. Good luck to all involved.