ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod -2nd November, 2025

Episode Date: November 1, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Vaughan has upgraded in life! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the Zedium Podcast Network, it's Fletchforn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pond and a proud, proud moment for Alvorni. I have an announcement and it's to the everyday man. I am no longer one of you. Fuck off, poor people. Don't touch me, I'm not a peasant. Because I have elevated. I am no longer in touch with the common man because I've joined the dizzying heights of Silvertire

on Air New Zealand's Airpoints program Wow No longer a Jade No Jade for this guy No Jade for this guy He is So our trip to Bali

Just kind of put you Above into the category Yeah I mean I will say I had nothing to do With my elevation To Jade purely on you guys Yeah

Because we did pay for your trip So do my trip You give us the points And I'll give you the points I want to be back With the common men I feel like I'm on the wrong side Of the fence now

And I'll like Whon come back Our hero our leader And I'm just like turning my back them like the pigs on animal farm what does silver even give you it's actually pretty good to get one recognition upgrade i what's a recognition upgrade i don't want to one up you but our trip to barley pushed me from silver to gold so oh wow okay okay okay so i don't actually really

remember maybe silver is the new everyday man yeah i don't know well uh yeah so we're both but shannon still sitting in elite she's a nepo elite it's it feels good i'm just waiting for the day that we have an international show trip and there's that new lounge where only i can go and i will take Carwin and we'll wave to you, poor bitches. Honestly, keep waiting, though, because we're never going on it overseas trips. When we go on one of those imaginary trips. Yeah, there's still the hierarchy.

Carwin, where are you sitting? I'm just having a look. How do you know? It feels like... It feels like Carwin's a silver. It feels like Carwin's a silver. It's giving nothing, honestly. A Jade.

No, upgrade to silver. Wait, does that mean I'm not even silver? No, yeah, that means you're jade. Oh, my goodness. Do you know what's embarrassing? If I had to use mine, it's like, so far. off. I need four hundred and five to get to silver. Yeah, because your boyfriend is elite, you get his... I'm his elite partner. Yeah.

So she's a nepo part, so she hasn't earned it. No, she hasn't earned. Who earns anything in life? Loses. She's not wrong. This is the most genzy thing. I'm not fucking earning that. Yeah, I'm ages till elite, so Shannon, you still sit top of

the pile. Yeah, I've noticed born change though, just in the last few days. I walked past him before he sped on me He sped on me Actually I walked past Haley before And I did a little dance And I fell over on the floor Oh my God, it was so funny

Like I took a fork We were coming out of the toilet at the same time And we did a gag like Who's going first? And then you just went My own foot with my other foot And it slid out And then I put my arm out to catch

And I wrenched my arm backwards And I ended up flat on my face on the floor Jesus Awfully embarrassed The security guy behind the desk Made a sort of a quick movement To come and assist me It must have been nice.

Look like I'd taken a real tumble. It really, yeah, it felt like it was. He had a fall. Yeah. And I was sort of, oh no, as the younger one. Big NAN fall energy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It wasn't even an upturned rug,

it was over my own bloody feet. I'm getting a whole day. But hey, at least you'll die, an Air New Zealand airport silver. Surely there'll be some sort of ticket tape parade. Oh, my God. Oh, the funerals they put on in the Kourou Lounge. They'll rename the Coronation Chicken Sandwich or salad,

the Vaughn Smith. Of course they will. I mean, you've only got this for a three year. You'll be back down to Jay. in no time and i'm really looking forward to me honest i can't keep up this this high fullerton lifestyle